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Thanks Fcking Mushrooms
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Last year, I ate some mushrooms with friends.

Sitting on the cough i started wondering if i had to take a piss or not, and then I got paranoia about how i might have already pissed myself.

I checked, and I wasn't sure, went to the bathroom and concluded I had not pissed myself.

Big deal, another mushroom mindfuck.

Unfortunately, when sober, this little paranoia still pops up regularly, and its especially bad in social situations.

I don't have to go to the toilet to check every time, because I know it's bullshit. But sometimes it still gets me freaked and i have to check. But in social situations you cant go walking around with your hand in your pants, so i have been starting to avoid them, unless I can drink alcohol and be free of this little fucking phobia.. I really gotta get over it because it ruins my mood badly.

It's getting better, but with summer, vacation and a girl in my sights I need more than that.

Any tips, thoughts, jokes, are more than welcome.
:thanx:

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Re: Thanks Fcking Mushrooms [Re: Anonymous #1] * 1
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that happens to a lot of people in shrooms. it seems to be something that bothered you more than others cos u seem to be holding on to it. residual mushroom effects are common and will fade with time.

have you ever pissed yourself in public?

If the answer is no, then dont even bother to check when you think you have. just know its just a trip and a sensation and its not real. It'll dissapear if you just stop concentrating on it so much.

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Re: Thanks Fcking Mushrooms [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous said:
Last year, I ate some mushrooms with friends.

Sitting on the cough i started wondering if i had to take a piss or not, and then I got paranoia about how i might have already pissed myself.

I checked, and I wasn't sure, went to the bathroom and concluded I had not pissed myself.

Big deal, another mushroom mindfuck.

Unfortunately, when sober, this little paranoia still pops up regularly, and its especially bad in social situations.

I don't have to go to the toilet to check every time, because I know it's bullshit. But sometimes it still gets me freaked and i have to check. But in social situations you cant go walking around with your hand in your pants, so i have been starting to avoid them, unless I can drink alcohol and be free of this little fucking phobia.. I really gotta get over it because it ruins my mood badly.

It's getting better, but with summer, vacation and a girl in my sights I need more than that.

Any tips, thoughts, jokes, are more than welcome.
:thanx:



you can undo what you have done with an equal and opposite positive experience.

for example, next time you eat the Sacred Fungus, make sure that right before you eat them, that you piss in the toilet. also, you could set a 1-hour alarm on your watch or cell phone to remind you to piss every so often, if you have to, so that you don't have to think or worry about it whatsoever. if you do this, everytime your mind starts to freak out and say "omg did I piss myself?" you will remember that you did not piss yourself, because you are pissing every hour on a tree or in a toilet thanks to your digital reminder.

this way, you will not only make sure that your bladder is empty and relaxed, but more importantly, you will conquer your fear and paranoia about pissing yourself. you will have a splendid awesome time, and you will regain your confidence over your bladder :smile:

my 2 cents!


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Re: Thanks Fcking Mushrooms [Re: PookztA]
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I used to think I pissed my pants when I first started smoking weed. I used to get so stoned though I would start having mild audio and visual hallucinations. I got used to it though and the paranoia stopped once I was sober or realized I was just really really high.

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Re: Thanks Fcking Mushrooms [Re: OsculateOfDemise]
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Ha!  Try DMT.  Its like compressing a level 5 Shroom trip into 5 minutes.  But due to the time dilation effects, it can feel like years. 
It gives a funny body buzz while you are coming up, so you feel like you need to pee when in reality, you arent even in conscious control of your body.  No real signals from your body are even reaching you.  That being said.  The digital reminder should work fine, if you can make it work for you.


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Re: Thanks Fcking Mushrooms [Re: Anonymous #1]
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youre simply behaviorally conditioned (on a neuronal level) to perform this action. dont worry about all the bullshit behind it, just level with yourself, and tell yourself this shit isnt necessary in the grand scheme of life, then stop doing it, over and over and over and over... until its not a behavior anymore


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Re: Thanks Fcking Mushrooms [Re: Anonymous #1]
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You could also just say "fuck it" and pee your pants on purpose one day to realize it's not that big of a deal.  In fact, it's pretty warm initially.


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Re: Thanks Fcking Mushrooms [Re: Society]
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Society said:
You could also just say "fuck it" and pee your pants on purpose one day to realize it's not that big of a deal.  In fact, it's pretty warm initially.



:thumbup:


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And never known your face
All this time I've missed you
And searched this human race
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Re: Thanks Fcking Mushrooms [Re: Anonymous #1]
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i know some girls that would fuck you regardless if you peed your pants or not. they have a good point, its not even that big of a deal anyways


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notapillow said: "you are going about this endeavor all wrong. clear your mind of useless fear and concern. buy the ticket, take the ride, and all that.... "

ChrisWho said: "It's all about the journey, not the destination."

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Re: Thanks Fcking Mushrooms [Re: Mickalopagus]
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Why would need to stick your hands in your pants to check if you pee'd yourself? You could look on the outside no? Just pee yourself and really feel the true sensation of warm urine dripping down and on your pants (when you're alone that is).

And I think you should lay off the shrooms as they are not for everybody.


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Re: Thanks Fcking Mushrooms [Re: Devlish2]
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Quote:
And I think you should lay off the shrooms as they are not for everybody.



This statement doesn't make any sense whatsoever.
So, just because he had a weirder trip that's affecting him now, he is not fit for taking psychedelics?

OP, you checking for pee traces each time only deepens your anxiety and make those thoughts happen even more. If you will mange to resist the temptation of checking, those thoughts will disappear soon after; give it a try.


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:bunny::bunnyhug:
All this time I've loved you
And never known your face
All this time I've missed you
And searched this human race
Here is true peace
Here my heart knows calm
Safe in your soul
Bathed in your sighs

:bunnyhug: :yinyang2:

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Re: Thanks Fcking Mushrooms [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous said:
Last year, I ate some mushrooms with friends.

Sitting on the cough i started wondering if i had to take a piss or not, and then I got paranoia about how i might have already pissed myself.

I checked, and I wasn't sure, went to the bathroom and concluded I had not pissed myself.

Big deal, another mushroom mindfuck.

Unfortunately, when sober, this little paranoia still pops up regularly, and its especially bad in social situations.

I don't have to go to the toilet to check every time, because I know it's bullshit. But sometimes it still gets me freaked and i have to check. But in social situations you cant go walking around with your hand in your pants, so i have been starting to avoid them, unless I can drink alcohol and be free of this little fucking phobia.. I really gotta get over it because it ruins my mood badly.

It's getting better, but with summer, vacation and a girl in my sights I need more than that.

Any tips, thoughts, jokes, are more than welcome.
:thanx:



Yes. It is incredibly weird. I get this too. Weird. But I can sort of see where it is coming from.


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Re: Thanks Fcking Mushrooms [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Piss yourself one day so you know how it feels. Once you see how wet you get, you won't wonder if you peed yourself at parties anymore.


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Re: Thanks Fcking Mushrooms [Re: MushroomTrip]
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MushroomTrip said:
Quote:
And I think you should lay off the shrooms as they are not for everybody.



This statement doesn't make any sense whatsoever.
So, just because he had a weirder trip that's affecting him now, he is not fit for taking psychedelics?



So you think everybody should trip? My statement made perfect sense, just not in your grandiose condescending point of view.

People who get delusions that affect their daily lives after tripping are not meant to trip IMO.

Simple enough?


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Re: Thanks Fcking Mushrooms [Re: Devlish2]
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So my POV is grandiose and condescending just because I don't agree with your stupid crap? :lol:

I don't think you're in any measure to decide who is made for tripping and who isn't, and, actually, I don't think that there's a particular group of people who shouldn't take psychedelics. Different people find different benefits in these drugs, and the only people who shouldn't take them are those who decide that for themselves.
People sometimes get spooked about all kinds of stuff, and if psychedelics can do this thing for some, then I think it can turn into a positive thing, since those people will actually have the chance to explore their fears that otherwise would be lurking somewhere in their subconscious.
So take your silly gold gentleman elitism somewhere else. :lol:


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:bunny::bunnyhug:
All this time I've loved you
And never known your face
All this time I've missed you
And searched this human race
Here is true peace
Here my heart knows calm
Safe in your soul
Bathed in your sighs

:bunnyhug: :yinyang2:

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Re: Thanks Fcking Mushrooms [Re: MushroomTrip]
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Golden showers and mushrooms.  These two will cure any problem.


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Re: Thanks Fcking Mushrooms [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous said:
Unfortunately, when sober, this little paranoia still pops up regularly, and its especially bad in social situations.

I don't have to go to the toilet to check every time, because I know it's bullshit. But sometimes it still gets me freaked and i have to check. But in social situations you cant go walking around with your hand in your pants, so i have been starting to avoid them, unless I can drink alcohol and be free of this little fucking phobia.. I really gotta get over it because it ruins my mood badly.

It's getting better, but with summer, vacation and a girl in my sights I need more than that.

Any tips, thoughts, jokes, are more than welcome.
:thanx:



I was wondering what you do immediately after the thought/feeling of urinating pops up? Do you do a mental check to confirm one way or the other, tense any muscles, have any additional thoughts (other than it's bullshit), or any other action/feeling/thought?

My tips would be, if you can, next time if it happens again, just relax into it, trust that your body knows how to regulate your urination without any conscious effort, as it has done most of your life since you were toilet trained, and then just notice the thoughts and feelings without judgment and without trying to influence them. As you relax and notice, if you started to worry, just reassure yourself that everything is ok and just wait for the feelings to change. Overtime you'll begin to have faith again in your body's ability to just take care of itself - even taking you to the toilet when it is needed.

At other times when you really have to go to the toilet and when you go, notice what the difference is compared when you don't really have to go.

:peace:


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Re: Thanks Fcking Mushrooms [Re: Devlish2]
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People who get delusions that affect their daily lives after tripping are not meant to trip IMO.


:lol: I never met a person who didn't have delusions that effect their daily lives after tripping. Just take a gaze around these forums. :satansmoking:


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" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
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Re: Thanks Fcking Mushrooms [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous, your condition sounds more like a social phobia than a mental disorder... you know, like a "nervous tick".

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Re: Thanks Fcking Mushrooms [Re: CrW]
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Yes it mostly is, never pissed myself but I have some history of social anxiety so I guess that is why it sticks with me and not with most others. 

By the way its not as bad as me actually thinking I completely wet myself. I try to practise mindfulness wich helps alright, but sometimes it still feels like leaking or alsmost leaking. Physically too, that's the thing that still get's me freaked haha.

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