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Boob-quake!
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I'm not sure who here holds the position that religious folks are nutters. Whoever they are, they should recant after reading this keen bit of insight: BBC news

Promiscuous women are responsible for earthquakes, a senior Iranian cleric has said.

Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi told worshippers in Tehran last Friday that they had to stick to strict codes of modesty to protect themselves.

"Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes," he said.

Tens of thousands of people have died in Iran earthquakes in the last decade.

Mr Sedighi was delivering a sermon on the need for a "general repentance" by Iranians.

"What can we do to avoid being buried under the rubble? There is no other solution but to take refuge in religion and to adapt our lives to Islam's moral codes," he said.



Damn you, women! :grrr:


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Re: Boob-quake! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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Fuck, original sin is alive and well I see. Glad we can still blame it on women though.

When Iran has artists like Lady Gaga, then they can justly bitch about how loose women have become. Everyone grab your burka!


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My advice is to find those things that give pleasure and do them often without too much attachment and relax and wait for the show to end.

-Icelander-

I like free markets and all. Truly I do, at least in general, but there needs to be some kind of oversight in recognition of sustainability. Life works the same way, on a bunch of sustainable systems. Why not honor what made us what we are and take some lessons? Nature FTW!

~dill705~

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Re: Boob-quake! [Re: dill705]
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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

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Re: Boob-quake! [Re: deCypher]
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I can practically hear the Earth moaning it's disgust!


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My advice is to find those things that give pleasure and do them often without too much attachment and relax and wait for the show to end.

-Icelander-

I like free markets and all. Truly I do, at least in general, but there needs to be some kind of oversight in recognition of sustainability. Life works the same way, on a bunch of sustainable systems. Why not honor what made us what we are and take some lessons? Nature FTW!

~dill705~

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Re: Boob-quake! [Re: dill705]
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dill705 said:
When Iran has artists like Lady Gaga, then they can justly bitch about how loose women have become.



Unless she's a dude.


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You make it all possible. Doesn't it feel good?

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Re: Boob-quake! [Re: Doc_T]
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:omgz: I see gaga in a new light now! :lol:


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My advice is to find those things that give pleasure and do them often without too much attachment and relax and wait for the show to end.

-Icelander-

I like free markets and all. Truly I do, at least in general, but there needs to be some kind of oversight in recognition of sustainability. Life works the same way, on a bunch of sustainable systems. Why not honor what made us what we are and take some lessons? Nature FTW!

~dill705~

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Re: Boob-quake! [Re: dill705]
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I think Plato would agree! :thumbup:

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Re: Boob-quake! [Re: transital]
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Socrates wouldn't.


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Re: Boob-quake! [Re: deCypher] * 1
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What about Aristotle?


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Well I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants you to be just like them. --  Bob Dylan
fireworks_god said:
It's one thing to simply enjoy a style of life that one enjoys, but it's another thing altogether to refer to another person's choice as "wrong" or to rationalize their behavior as being pathological or resulting from some sort of inadequacy or failing so as to create a sense of superiority or separation as yet another projection of a personal fear or control issue.

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Re: Boob-quake! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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I was sold when American televangelists were saying that 9/11 was caused by all the butt-buggering going on in this country, personally.


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Re: Boob-quake! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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On they other hand, maybe the Islamic clerics are on to something..

God looks down on the middle east, sees all the fuckin' goin' on, gets all worked up and gets it on so hardcore upstairs that it shakes the earth... :yesnod:


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Re: Boob-quake! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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See, the act of pushing people down stairs till they stfu was designed for that guy. If I had to hear him first thing in the morning and not serve him punches for breakfast he'd better have a detailed study proving the whole titties-earthquake correlation or at the very least a fucking FABULOUS power point with like sound effects and custom slide transitions and shit.


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Re: Boob-quake! [Re: crumblebum]
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I didn't know they had stairs in Iran. Learned something new...


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Re: Boob-quake! [Re: Lakefingers]
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And... ?


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Re: Boob-quake! [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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I think he expected us to gasp with amazement.


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Re: Boob-quake! [Re: deCypher] * 1
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I was more curious as to whether or not they still had dinosaurs.


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Re: Boob-quake! [Re: Lakefingers] * 1
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:freakybirdthing:


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Well I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants you to be just like them. --  Bob Dylan
fireworks_god said:
It's one thing to simply enjoy a style of life that one enjoys, but it's another thing altogether to refer to another person's choice as "wrong" or to rationalize their behavior as being pathological or resulting from some sort of inadequacy or failing so as to create a sense of superiority or separation as yet another projection of a personal fear or control issue.

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Re: Boob-quake! [Re: Lakefingers]
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Lakefingers said:
I have a friend from the Czech Republic. She said when she lived in the US for a few years people would often ask her whether they had electricity and cars where she came from.



Having worked retail before, this level of intellect being commonplace does not surprise me in the least.


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