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Valentine's Day
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*cynic mode on*

Is not a day for lover's as it is presented, but another chance for a guy to fuck up if he does not pay for his pussy yet one more time.

*cynic mode off*


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Re: Valentine's Day [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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I forgot all about that holiday.:lol: What day is it?


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: Valentine's Day [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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Yeah, there seems to be a bit of Misandry about Valentine's Day... despite its historical meanings or what have you, the instillation of commercialization seems to have been implemented by a male traitor. :smile:


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Re: Valentine's Day [Re: Sprezzatura]
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(May be TMI, you've been warned)
One valentines day I gave my ex-GF some chocolates, we got stoned and I fucked her mouth for almost an hour (I have difficulty cumming from oral alone).

It is what it is, but sometimes it's is what you make it. Just sayin. :shrug:


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"Have you ever seen what happens when a grenade goes off in a school? Do you really know what you’re doing when you order shock and awe? Are you prepared to kneel beside a dying soldier and tell him why he went to Iraq, or why he went to any war?"
"The things that are done in the name of the shareholder are, to me, as terrifying as the things that are done—dare I say it—in the name of God. Montesquieu said, "There have never been so many civil wars as in the Kingdom of God." And I begin to feel that’s true. The shareholder is the excuse for everything."
- Author and former M6/M5 agent John le Carré on Democracy Now.
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Re: Valentine's Day [Re: Icelander]
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Icelander said:
I forgot all about that holiday.:lol: What day is it?



I honestly thought it was today and she's like "No, it's sunday. You are retarded" :facepalm:

I'm giving her weed and LSD.

Chocolate can fuck off.

But yes, this is just another day to buy shit for people for no reason. I will never understand why $$$$= Love. Its dumb because we already as a society, hate on gold diggers and whatnot. But when its commercialized, it's totally A-OKAY.

In any event, I like her a lot so I really don't care if I have to buy stuff occasionally.


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Edited by learningtofly (02/12/10 12:12 PM)

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Re: Valentine's Day [Re: learningtofly]
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In any event, I like her a lot so I really don't care if I have to buy stuff occasionally.

Then just wait.:satansmoking:


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: Valentine's Day [Re: Icelander]
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Rofl, for what? :eek:


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Re: Valentine's Day [Re: learningtofly]
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For what's coming.:wink:


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: Valentine's Day [Re: Icelander]
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TELL ME

Death anxiety is hard enough to deal with now you gotta add on this valentines-day-mysterious-woman-anxiety

:crankey:


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Re: Valentine's Day [Re: learningtofly]
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I think I've hurt you enough bro. :sad:

But let me share this little ditty I heard with you.

Question- What do women want?

Answer- They want it all!


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: Valentine's Day [Re: Icelander]
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fuck. Well, awhile ago she was telling me that when she did volunteer work in guatemala it made her grow to hate materialism.

So maybe she'll just want a lot instead of it all :shrug:

I hope.


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Re: Valentine's Day [Re: learningtofly]
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Just don't prime the pump dude. Once you start feeding a pet at the table it's hard to get them to quit begging. :satansmoking:


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"Don't believe everything you think". -Anom.

" All that lives was born to die"-Anom.

With much wisdom comes much sorrow,
The more knowledge, the more grief.
Ecclesiastes circa 350 BC

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Re: Valentine's Day [Re: learningtofly]
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Quote:
I'm giving her weed and LSD.



I will bet you will get no non-sexual gift in return. That is love.


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Re: Valentine's Day [Re: Icelander]
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I can do what she does for me. She doesn't buy me anything, she just does a painting or a nice drawing.

OrgoneConclusion said:
Quote:
I'm giving her weed and LSD.



I will bet you will get no non-sexual gift in return. That is love.



LOL you are probably right. Dang womenz.


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Edited by learningtofly (02/12/10 12:56 PM)

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Re: Valentine's Day [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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OrgoneConclusion said:
*cynic mode off*



Like you could ever switch it off :lol:

Always 50/50 in relationships nowadays, unless your a fool


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Re: Valentine's Day [Re: Chronic7]
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Quote:
Always 50/50 in relationships nowadays, unless your a fool



Huh? Your statement says nothing.


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Re: Valentine's Day [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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He said if she doesn't put out you're an idiot for staying with her.


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Re: Valentine's Day [Re: learningtofly]
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No, im saying if you go out to dinner, to the movies, on holiday, its 50/50 when it comes to the cash.

The only place i give give give is in the sac, or if someone asks me about truth


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Re: Valentine's Day [Re: OrgoneConclusion]
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LOL, at your title and avatar.

It's better to pay for pussy than to go without IMO.


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Mr. Cypher said: "I just tell the girls how sexy I am and their panties melt."

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Re: Valentine's Day [Re: awesomebastard]
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A girl who gets into the sac because a man buys her shiny things like a ring or a necklace basically has the brain of a magpie


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