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My little cousin played Tackle Football for the first time last season
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hes like 11 or 12. 

well

the season was over

and now he is playing soccer

his team was losing

so he tackled all the other players

what a little badass!

:awesham:


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Re: My little cousin played Tackle Football for the first time last season [Re: GetTheFuckOut]
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*sniff* I remember my first (and I think only) red card, I played left fullback and some punk just wouldn't stop fucking with me, cleating my foot when the ball was way downfield and no one was looking. Well soon enough the ball came back our way and he starts running towards it, so did I, except when he stopped I slammed him in the back with my shoulder and head-butted him in the back of the skull. Neither of us played the rest of the game except in his case it was because he was crying like a bitch.

And so, for a brief moment, I understood why it's fun to play football.


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Re: My little cousin played Tackle Football for the first time last season [Re: jimbotron]
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It's really hard to top the appeal of absolutely slobberknocking some obnoxious douche who desperately deserves it.  I pretty much played it straight in whatever but there would occasionally appear on the other side of the field some raving asshole, always with the mouth, that would receive special attention.  Boo hoo.

Defensive back is an excellent position from which to dole out important life lessons about sportsmanship and general humanity.  I couldn't help it.  I am, by nature, a teacher.


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Re: My little cousin played Tackle Football for the first time last season [Re: zappaisgod]
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Nice.


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Re: My little cousin played Tackle Football for the first time last season [Re: GetTheFuckOut]
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or maybe he's just a little faggot who likes tackling boys?

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Re: My little cousin played Tackle Football for the first time last season [Re: GetTheFuckOut]
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I was a Texas Shorthorn when i played Pop Warner ball in Austin when i was a little Paw
I was a badass :crankey:

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Re: My little cousin played Tackle Football for the first time last season [Re: KillerPicklez]
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KillerPicklez said:
or maybe he's just a little faggot who likes tackling boys?


better than a little faggot that jerks off other boys like you and your ilk.


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Re: My little cousin played Tackle Football for the first time last season [Re: GetTheFuckOut]
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:rofldrunk:

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