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Re: Who is the strangest person you've smoked with? [Re: Deity208]
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my art teacher in highschool back in 97

i was out back of the gym at lunch under the bleachers, usual smoke up spot for the stoners in my class, and i'm halfway throuh a joint and feeling good, when i feel someone tap me on the shoulder and ask if they can hit it

i turn around, and there she is

for a second i just stand there, fucking froze, thinking i'm in deep shit, and she's just messing with my head about the can she hit it bit

she starts to laugh and says calm down, takes the joint, takes a few hits, says holy fuck, they didn't have shit like this when i was in school, and hands it back, winks, and walks away

we never spoke of it again, and i never told a soul before today, just more proof that art teachers are the fucking best things ever

i think if she'd have been hot and young, rather than a literally 50 year old woman, i'd have tried like hell to hit that, i probably should have anyway

edited because i fucking forgot how old she was

Edited by Charles (01/26/10 07:42 PM)

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Re: Who is the strangest person you've smoked with? [Re: Charles]
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Montel Williams, the talk show host's daughter...


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Re: Who is the strangest person you've smoked with? [Re: Druggie04]
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Druggie04 said:
My 11 year old sister.  Its more strange that i shared RCs with her a year later.  I was 15-16 at the time, and it was a pretty dumb to offer her the drugs, but she seems to have turned out fine.


I smoked with my friend's little brother. He was 12.
I felt really weird about it. He wasn't one of those mature 12 year olds that seem so much older either. He was still a baby. Still begging his brother to go to game nights at his school and playing catch in the backyard and watching cartoons every Saturday morning. I don't think his brother should have introduced drugs to him. He was too little and it wasn't right.



I have smoked with some weird ass people. When I was 15, I smoked with my friend's 60 year old father who told me a story about the time when he "ejaculated into his stepmother's vanilla cake" and then watched her eat it. That was strange as fuck. I can't think of any more at the moment, but I know there are tons of weird people I've smoked with through the years.


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Re: Who is the strangest person you've smoked with? [Re: alternatereality] * 1
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alternatereality said:
When I was 15, I smoked with my friend's 60 year old father who told me a story about the time when he "ejaculated into his stepmother's vanilla cake" and then watched her eat it.


:dudewtf:


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Re: Who is the strangest person you've smoked with? [Re: Charles]
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Charles said:
my art teacher in highschool back in 97


I smoked with my high school art teacher as well. She's one of those art teachers who realizes that you can't grade art. She and I always had neat conversations about all sorts of things. One day I saw the pipe she had in her purse and offered to pack a couple bowls with her. When her planning period came around I walked into her class and she had four other students in there. We each packed a bowl and smoked up while talking about music and art and life. We did it a few more times. I guess the strange thing about it was that outside of those toke sessions none of the students really talked to each other except for the occasional "Hey. How's it goin'?" It was like our own little world away from the world. I've never spoken about it because of the feeling of a secret loyalty, however I just couldn't help but share the story with the shroomery.


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Re: Who is the strangest person you've smoked with? [Re: deCypher]
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Ok so mines just kind of a weird story, not really strange except for hes just a weird artsy type guy. One night my fiance and I go to salem, ma to her brothers house for one of those sex toy party things women go to where no men are allowed. So her brother drives me way into boston to this random apartment on a steep ass hill. We go inside and I find out it's his friend, a linux programmer from the UK. We are just hanging out for a few, a little awkward. Then this dude walks in with huge thick black framed glasses, a long curly gelled mustache, and gnarly hair with dreads coming out of it, not quite dreads, but there were some. His name is Walter Sickert.

He just looked at me for a minute, then goes "you, come with me."

we go into the dudes bedroom and he pulls out this six inch coffin box from his trench coat and proceeds to roll a nice fatty. We smoke and hes going on telling me about how i have to go to amsterdam and that you can only learn how to roll joints the best way there.

Then, high as fuck, we go in the other room and spend hours watching red dwarf, black books, the it crowd and other great BBC shows. Plus, since the dude was from the UK they were all had that region code, which has better bonus features than the american ones.

Heres his myspace:
http://www.myspace.com/armyoftoys


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Re: Who is the strangest person you've smoked with? [Re: AereolaBorialis]
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oh how could I forget my Great Aunt(straight edge grampas wild sister) from the midwest.

She's in her 70s i think and when she comes to visit, she always buys like a 1/4 and smokes it in like 3 days.

I think its funny that most of my aunts and uncles who are a generation younger than her all smoke little hits out of old metal pipes.

Then my Great aunt will say, "I got two cigarillos(she actually calls blunts this) rolled up! Who wants to join me?"

She doesnt seem to care where she smokes either, I've found her smoking in the front yard, and another time on the way back from going to the Cannabis Club she took a huge pipe rip as we were waiting at a red light in front of a police station.

I wasnt even high yet and I got paranoid.

I love her though


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Re: Who is the strangest person you've smoked with? [Re: GreenMachine]
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Haha! There are some great stories here! Lovin this thread, Gumby!:thumbup:

:popcorn:


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Re: Who is the strangest person you've smoked with? [Re: Dynoo]
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Dynoo said:
I smoked with a living, walking, breathing, LSD horror story once. Apparently he was on his way to sell a full vial. He had it in his pocket, tripped, fell, and it busted. Story goes it absorbed through his skin and he went tripping for two days. Some friends found him huddled in the fetal position reading from the Bible. After the trip was over, he had his same personality and everything but when you'd ask his name he would say he was Jesus Christ. He actually believed it. :shrug:



is this supposed to sound legit?


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Re: Who is the strangest person you've smoked with? [Re: igwna]
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some awesome stories on here, mine kind of fits in

last year i got to take a ferrari 360 modena f1 out after smoking down the owner, my roommates much older bro. 

I got it up to 155 on i-80 :thumbup:

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Re: Who is the strangest person you've smoked with? [Re: MSUman6000]
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Dynoo said:
I smoked with a living, walking, breathing, LSD horror story once. Apparently he was on his way to sell a full vial. He had it in his pocket, tripped, fell, and it busted. Story goes it absorbed through his skin and he went tripping for two days. Some friends found him huddled in the fetal position reading from the Bible. After the trip was over, he had his same personality and everything but when you'd ask his name he would say he was Jesus Christ. He actually believed it. :shrug:



This was off a movie.


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Re: Who is the strangest person you've smoked with? [Re: mindtool]
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Really? Which movie? I wanna see it now.

I thought it might be kinda far-fetch, considering that the fabric in the pocket and the underwear on the guy would prevent most of the Acid from absorbing into his skin....

Maybe the movie was based on a true story?

Too Far-Fetched, for ya?
~ LogicaL Chaos ~


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Re: Who is the strangest person you've smoked with? [Re: mindtool]
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mindtool said:
Dynoo said:
I smoked with a living, walking, breathing, LSD horror story once. Apparently he was on his way to sell a full vial. He had it in his pocket, tripped, fell, and it busted. Story goes it absorbed through his skin and he went tripping for two days. Some friends found him huddled in the fetal position reading from the Bible. After the trip was over, he had his same personality and everything but when you'd ask his name he would say he was Jesus Christ. He actually believed it. :shrug:



This was off a movie.


Similar to SLC punk?

hahaha
I thought the skin absorbtion thing was proven wrong?

Dont quote me on this but I remember reading an article where Hoffman claims that he must have picked his nose or licked his finger after getting some of the chemical on it.

So only through mucus membranes, if im correct.


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Re: Who is the strangest person you've smoked with? [Re: GreenMachine]
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One thing I thought was that maybe the glass from the vial cut his skin, then got absorbed thru the cuts.

Who knows. Only Jesus Christ Himself knows for sure.

~ LogicaL Chaos ~

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Re: Who is the strangest person you've smoked with? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
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lol.

Id love to have a glass vial of acid

The only one I ever had was in a little plastic breath dropper bottle


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Re: Who is the strangest person you've smoked with? [Re: GreenMachine]
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GreenMachine said:
mindtool said:
Dynoo said:
I smoked with a living, walking, breathing, LSD horror story once. Apparently he was on his way to sell a full vial. He had it in his pocket, tripped, fell, and it busted. Story goes it absorbed through his skin and he went tripping for two days. Some friends found him huddled in the fetal position reading from the Bible. After the trip was over, he had his same personality and everything but when you'd ask his name he would say he was Jesus Christ. He actually believed it. :shrug:



This was off a movie.


Similar to SLC punk?

hahaha
I thought the skin absorbtion thing was proven wrong?

Dont quote me on this but I remember reading an article where Hoffman claims that he must have picked his nose or licked his finger after getting some of the chemical on it.

So only through mucus membranes, if im correct.


So, what you are saying is that Hoffman ate his boogers?


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Re: Who is the strangest person you've smoked with? [Re: blissedout]
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maybe wiped his eyes or picked his nose?


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Re: Who is the strangest person you've smoked with? [Re: laotzo]
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I smoked weed with Rusty Wallace


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Re: Who is the strangest person you've smoked with? [Re: laotzo]
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laotzo said:
maybe wiped his eyes or picked his nose?


This is why we need to invent sarcasm font.


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Re: Who is the strangest person you've smoked with? [Re: laotzo]
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"Another fact: I've made LSD in my lab on many occasions for research purposes, possibly in not so meticulous a manner as Albert Hofmann. Nothing ever happened. I had several graduate students who made LSD as an intermediate for projects. No accidental ingestion of LSD ever occurred. A technician in my lab makes it routinely because we use it as a drug to train our rats. He's learned by experience that he never gets high, nothing ever happens. And yesterday I was talking to Nick Sand, and Nick said, "I made a solution of LSD in DMSO…" -- DMSO (dimethyl sulfoxide) is a chemical that greatly enhances absorption of other chemicals through the skin -- he says, "…I painted it on my skin. Nothing happened." A concentrated solution and nothing happened! How did this very meticulous Swiss chemist get the LSD into his body? I don't know" - David Nichols


Even with DMSO LSD wont absorb through skin.  Hoffman must have touched a mucus membrane.  How wild that a grad student scratching their eye or licking their finger changed the course of history in such a dramatic way.

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