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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote?

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#11833085 - 01/15/10 04:04 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Devin43 said:

Katt Williams is WAY better.

Get out of here with that Katt Williams shit! This is a Chappelle only thread!

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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote?

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#11833089 - 01/15/10 04:07 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

it wasn't me Rwanda first season Tyrone begums goes to intervention

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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote?

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#11833091 - 01/15/10 04:08 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

The fear factor one is in my top 5 favorite sketches logical.
"suck them juices off girl, bite that penis! can I get some hot sauce?"
"My feet are strong!"

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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote?

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#11833092 - 01/15/10 04:08 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

"Do we get crack at the end?"

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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote?

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#11833093 - 01/15/10 04:09 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

is this the 5 o'clock free crack give away. oh Ive been tricked

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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote?

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#11833098 - 01/15/10 04:10 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

that show was the shit brings back memories

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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote?

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#11833100 - 01/15/10 04:11 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

peanut butter and crack sandwich

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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote?

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#11833103 - 01/15/10 04:12 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

"have you ever tasted dog shit well it taste like it smells........delicious"

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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote?

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#11833116 - 01/15/10 04:20 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

From the world series or craps skit, the chinese guy is trying to say cut the crap, grits and instead says, cut the grass....grits. it may have been on the special features of the dvd.

listening to charlie murphy and rick james talk about each other on the special features of one of the season dvd's is clowning. Charlie says, when rick went to the abyss he wanted someone to go with him, I did't want to go to the abyss.

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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote?

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#11833123 - 01/15/10 04:22 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

"bannana coniack, Biatch"

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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote?

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#11833126 - 01/15/10 04:23 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

i like the Chinese dude in the mad haters ball. were he says "He looks like a broke ass Sexual Chocolate"

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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote?

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#11833134 - 01/15/10 04:26 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

i think im going to go bye the seasons right know at wal mart

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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote?

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#11833140 - 01/15/10 04:29 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

I agree with you klipsch1087, one of my favorite skits in the whole series was the "Fear Factor" one. That and the "Free Crack Give-a-away" one.

here's another one of my favorite quotes.

May I have this dance?

Dave and crack girl start doing a crazy crack dance in a tuxedo and wedding dress.

It was more of a visual "quote", but man did I "crack" up when I first saw it.
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Another favorite was the "Tyron teaching kids about drugs" skit.

Does anyone remember that quote Dave said about LSD and seeing Daffy duck on the moon or something?
I love that part. Perfect drug comedy.

Good Sh*T
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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote?

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#11833153 - 01/15/10 04:34 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

klipsch1087 said:

"have you ever tasted dog shit well it taste like it smells........delicious"

I think you mean "You know what dog food tastes like? Do you? It tastes just like it smells! ....delicious!"
(Got it from here: lots of Dave's quotes from "Fun Stuff - Quotes section on the Show's page on IMDb.org-> [url] http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0353049/[/url] )

Close thou. That wouldn't be far off, especially because he took that dump on the ground in that one scene.

Crazy Tyron
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Edited by LogicaL Chaos (01/15/10 09:46 PM)

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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote?

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#11833164 - 01/15/10 04:37 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

i like the skit where there talking about vd and charlie murphy is singing the grouches part where he is like "NO Humvie For Me." Then the cat Says "But Youll Get no Pussy" THen hes like "I Don't think you understand, that i make love to my hand. thats y i don't need you hunny, cuz i beat my dick like it owes me money. and thats y i say fuck it.

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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote?

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#11833168 - 01/15/10 04:39 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

yeah sorry its been a while

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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote?

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#11833181 - 01/15/10 04:48 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Don't worry about it klipsch1087, its all just for fun. :laugh:

:laugh:

Oh yeah, and that VD skit with all the puppets. With Snoop Dawg too! Damn, that sh*t was the best!

I love when Daves playing the heironed-out puppet, and he's like "leaving the audience hanging" while he's singing. Man, that's some good-old drug comedy. I wish I could see more of that on CC, but its changed these days.

Oh well.

Well, I got to go to bed: its 1:45am in the morning. laters klip!

Remember the good times
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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote?

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#11833196 - 01/15/10 04:57 AM (16 years, 9 months ago)

"Everybody loves Wayne Brady because he makes Brian Gumble look like Malcom X"

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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote?

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#11837608 - 01/15/10 09:49 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Tron: " Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it. "

:bongload:

:bongload:

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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote?

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#11837664 - 01/15/10 09:59 PM (16 years, 9 months ago)

Edited by AcidDropper420 (01/15/10 10:00 PM)

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