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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: pfxtc]
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pfxtc said:
That's one of my least favorites :lol:

I never liked the 3rd season - the way Comedy Central handled it was just :thumbdown: :feelsbadman:


"Whatcha steppin on is my marble foyer.. cut out of none other than... Space Mountain...

Come on you cant tell me that shit wasnt one of the best... :lmafo:


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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: drizzle7788]
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I don't even think I watched that one, I kind of protested it :lol:


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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: pfxtc]
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pfxtc said:
I don't even think I watched that one, I kind of protested it :lol:


Come on!!!! Do yourself a favor... at the very least watch it for Dave.

The cribs sketch was one of my favs. Wether or not comedy central had their filthy hands on it.

"I don't really fuck with Africa, 'cause they starvin to death, and that shit's not ballin to ME"


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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: drizzle7788]
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"morning niggers (niggars)"from the niggar family


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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: Mad Scientist]
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the 3rd season definitely had its moments.


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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: Devin43]
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Devin43 said:
Set said:
"Fuck yo couch, nigga!"







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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: Salomon]
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I have to say, if I did have a favorite Chappelle's Show quote, it probably is "Fuck yo couch, nigga!"

i just didn't say it before because it seemed too easy of a quote to point out. God there are so many great lines from that show


I don't remember this one exactly, its been a long time, but something along the lines of

"Angel? I'm a janitor. I'm high on PCP...I was wondering how you were coming with me" :lol:


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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: the bizzle]
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this it the funnies thing in the history of the universe



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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: pfxtc]
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The only guy relatively similar to Chappelle is Louis CK whom I saw live,


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.
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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: pfxtc]
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pfxtc said:
this it the funnies thing in the history of the universe




:rofldrunk:


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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: pfxtc]
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pfxtc said:
this it the funnies thing in the history of the universe




:rofldrunk:


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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: Salomon]
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Katt Williams is WAY better.


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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: Devin43]
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Devin43 said:
Katt Williams is WAY better.



:lol: Please

:lol:

No.

Katt has 2 jokes - Weed & Short Pimp.

Chappelle is better at both of them.

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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: drizzle7788]
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Here's one of my favorite ones in an episode I just saw a couple days ago....

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From the "Joe Rogan: Fear Factor" episode:

Tyron: "I have to eat all that?....I don't know if I can eat all of it."

Tyron: "There's something you don't know about me Joe Rogan: I smoke rocks!"

Tyron: "Oh! Joe Rogan, you crazy!"

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^Tyron's my favorite character out of any of Dave's characters. Sometimes I forget Dave's playing him as a character because Dave's acting for Tyron is that good.

And this one from the same episode...

"Evil" Wayne Brady: "Dave, I didn't know you like to get wet."

Dave: "Wet? What's 'wet'?"

"Evil" Wayne Brady: "PCP. Angel Dust. (other names I don't remember)"

Dave: (Starts Tripping hard into the Angel Zone)
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Dave as Time-travelling Pimp: "Time to die, Honkey!"

Some guy off-screen: "Honkey?"

Pimp Dave: "Honkey is a racial epidpet made popular by a man named George Jefferson on a TV show called 'Good Times' "

It sound cool when he explained "honkey". What a artist.

Classics.

So many good ones, but those are some of my favorites.

Dave's the Man!
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Edited by LogicaL Chaos (01/15/10 04:42 AM)

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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
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Is this the 5 o clock free crack giveaway? I hope Dave would come out of seclusion - he did a show in Oregon or something recently, good sign.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.
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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: pfxtc]
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Oh yeah, the crack givaway! Another great moment!

Another favorite is the "Trading Spaces" episode, where Dave's both the hard-core black guy and that nice "white" guy.

Black Women: "Where's my bra?"
*Cut scene*Dave as white guy: "Mmmmm...titty residue."

I love that part. Awesome stereotypical "white guy" impression.

Ah the classics
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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
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KOBE!


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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: Deekay]
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" O-J! "

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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: LogicaL Chaos]
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:lol: If only it was real.


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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: drizzle7788]
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drizzle7788 said:
pfxtc said:
I don't even think I watched that one, I kind of protested it :lol:


Come on!!!! Do yourself a favor... at the very least watch it for Dave.

The cribs sketch was one of my favs. Wether or not comedy central had their filthy hands on it.

"I don't really fuck with Africa, 'cause they starvin to death, and that shit's not ballin to ME"


Man Dave's the reason I don't watch it! Dave quit because they aired that shit without his permisson :ninja:


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.
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