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Favorite Chappelle Show quote?
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I'm a long time fan of  Dave Chappelle, and can almost quote ever skit from his show.

I'm gonna kick it with one of my favs that was on comedy central tonight if you were watching.

"Fear is never a factor Joe Rogan. I'm tryin' to get some crack rocks."


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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: drizzle7788]
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There was just too much awesome in that show to pick any one thing.

But if pressed, I'd pick "Is Wayne Brady gonna' have to choke a bitch?" Or pretty much anything from the Wayne Brady Training Day skit.

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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: Charles]
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Haha, the Haters Ball, when they showed the picture of Osama bin Laden - "That's the nigga who pumped my gas on the way ova here!"

And when they showed Rosie O'Donnell - "Look, it's Boy George!"
"She wears underwear with dick holes in 'em."

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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: dutc2006]
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From "The Mad Real World"


Kyle: "but tyree...you STABBED my dead!  AND you had sex with Katie!"

Tyree: "No No...I didnt have sex with Katie...LYSOL had sex with Katie"

Katie:  "No Tyree, you had sex with me to!"

Tyree: "Correction, I also had sex with Katie"


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"They call it a trip because it takes you places"
~TC


All i know is something like a bird within her sang/ All i know she sang a little while and then flew on/Tell me all that you know, i'll show you snow and rain.

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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: deadHead321]
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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: Gr33nTree73]
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I love when 'tyrone' said to the women in the car
people still steal car radios as he ran away with her stolen unit


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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: RandomHero]
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Basically the entire Prince skit is amazing.

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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: drizzle7788]
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"all this crazy dancing is making my penis soft"

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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: Neon]
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Neon said:
"all this crazy dancing is making my penis soft"


this.

or: "People say why? Why treat the customer this way? Cuz fuck em, thats why!"


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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: The Ecstatic]
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"...close your eyes show me your face. I'm gonna piss on it."


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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: pnuma]
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I'm so glad you posted this :lol:  Nobody has influenced my comedic ways as much as Dave Chappelle, I love that dude and would hope to see him live some day. As for favorite quote? God there's just so many. One of the funniest things he ever did though, is the monkey bit on For What It's Worth.

"They think aids came about because somebody had sex with a monkey? What the fuck? You don't fuck both, you fuck monkeys, or you fuck people. Once you fuck a monkey, there's no going back. You're not gonna fuck a monkey on Tuesday and then call Sharlene up on Thursday! "Yo man we gonna go hit the club get some ladies you wanna come?" Nah man.. I'm gonna stay home.. with mah monkey... Man.. you know how long it took me to get this monkey to... suck my dick... without peeling it? Mmmhhh..."

Chappelles comedy means as much to me as Hendrix's music.


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Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.
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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: dutc2006]
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dutc2006 said:
Haha, the Haters Ball, when they showed the picture of Osama bin Laden - "That's the nigga who pumped my gas on the way ova here!"

And when they showed Rosie O'Donnell - "Look, it's Boy George!"
"She wears underwear with dick holes in 'em."


:lol: That's a fucking highlight as well, that whole skit is pure excellence. I don't even know you, but I hate you, and I hope all the bad things in life, happen to you, and nobody else.

I was a god damn quote machine in High School or whatever it was when this show first aired, I watched the shit every day :lol:


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.
Life-long trip report

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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: pfxtc]
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IS THIS THE FIVE oCLOCK FREE CRACK GIVE AWAY?


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.
Life-long trip report

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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: pfxtc]
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my fav part was more visual.

the bit about the oil:
http://is.gd/6geDb


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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: frith]
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"I'm Wayne Brady, BITCH!"

"I'm Rick James, BITCH."


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Nature is my church and walking through it is gospel. It tells no lies and reveals all to those who look, and listen, closely.
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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: ferrel_human]
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OH SHIT IT'S WAYNE BRADY SON!


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.
Life-long trip report

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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: pfxtc]
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definitely the racial draft skit...that whole scene was gold.

"so long fried rice, hello fried chicken! and i always wanted to say this....fer shizzle!" - tiger woods

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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: JT]
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My favorite.


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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: JT]
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Quote:
pfxtc:
Oh shit its wayne brady son


This one cracks me up so fucking hard... like Wayne Brady is someone you don't fuck with or something.


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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: drizzle7788]
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"Nick Cannon's my new daddy"

"Nigga who the fuck is Nick Cannon? What, you gonna tell your mother I's cussin' in the house? SHIT"


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