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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: drizzle7788]
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"Fuck yo couch, nigga!"



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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: Mchaggis]
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Mchaggis said:
"Nick Cannon's my new daddy"

"Nigga who the fuck is Nick Cannon? What, you gonna tell your mother I's cussin' in the house? SHIT"


Stop bein such a little bitch :lol:

Oh.. Bobby bobby you ok?

NURSE! NURSE GET IN HERE QUICK!

BOBBY'S GETTIN HIS AS WHOOPED IN STREET HOOPS, I NEED A WITNESS!


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.
Life-long trip report

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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: drizzle7788]
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drizzle7788 said:
Quote:
pfxtc:
Oh shit its wayne brady son


This one cracks me up so fucking hard... like Wayne Brady is someone you don't fuck with or something.


Nigga if you don't hit this we are gonna have a problem...

Dave, gimme your sandwich.

Gimme your damn sandwich dave.


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.
Life-long trip report

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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: pfxtc]
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One that pops to mind is..

"Oil? Bitch, you cookin?"

Haha.

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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: Met]
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"Now if you excuse me I have to go home and put some water in bucknasty's
moma's dish."

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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: Set]
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Set said:
"Fuck yo couch, nigga!"





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"There i was, laying on my stomach with my head in a road cone... BEST-IDEA-EVER!



MY UNITARIAN JIHAD NAME IS: Brother Gatling Gun of Quiet Reflection

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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: Devin43]
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"I bought my momma a car and spent the rest... on PCP."

"He loves his momma and he loves PCP."


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Same thing happened to me when I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.

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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: WakeboardrB]
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Some crackhead broke into my car, and didn't steal anything but a single Snickers bar on the seat. I was SO MAD! I drove around the block looking for a crackhead with chocolate on his face. I found this guy and I'm all HEY WHATS THIS .. CHOCOLATE ON YA FACE?? CHOCOLATE??? THIS IS DOODOO BABY! AWWWW SHIT


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.
Life-long trip report

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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: pfxtc]
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What did the five fingers say the face?


SLAP!


and Peanut butter crack sammich


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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: AcidDropper420]
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It's the Niggar Family!

When Chappelle runs out then back in and goes "NIGGAS!" just gets me :lol:



Just trying to mention some not thrown out yet. His stand up is definitely amazing as well :yesnod:


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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: gzuf]
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"he'll just break ya dick off, and throw in the tall grass, never to be seen again"


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My trade list!🤯

Dreamcatchers by my girl

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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: drizzle7788]
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shut that fucking dog up.

how you gonna sleep when you high on crack rhonda? theres a chinesse riddle for ya.

and when asked why he divorced his wife of many years. he replied...she was a nigger lover.


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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: highc]
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OMFG waaay too many. Chappelle's Show is :aweoverdose:

:thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:


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MY HAIR IS A BIRD 
YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID

Edited by the bizzle (01/14/10 06:37 PM)

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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: the bizzle]
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:lol:

Whack Arnolds!

or

"It's FLIPPER THE NIGGER HATING DOLPHIN!"

or, I think, my absolute all time favorite,

HEADPHONE RECORDS.. TURN THAT SHIT UP. NIGGA I'M SERIOUS I CAN'T HEAR OUT MY LEFT HEADPHONE


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.
Life-long trip report

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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: pfxtc]
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best chappelle show sketch ever. period.


"I wrote this song a long time ago
It was the dopest song I ever wrote... in '94
What can a nigga do when half the people voted for George W.
It's a bitch, fuck George W. can't be true
I wanna choke him, cause he's a snitch
I'm talking about George W. Smith
From city council, he ran in '93
Out in Oakland, you probably didn't hear about him "

HAHAHA

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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: Envix]
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That's one of my least favorites :lol:

I never liked the 3rd season - the way Comedy Central handled it was just :thumbdown: :feelsbadman:


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.
Life-long trip report

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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: pfxtc]
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that was the only good sketch from the 3rd season. but it was very lulzworthy.


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ONE-EYED WANT
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knock a hoe out this dimension, continue my ascension
-bhad bhabie
rip. todcasil, acid sloth, st1llnox, shLong, ModestMouse, vinsue, big worm (sketch), tim

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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: Envix]
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Ok I lied it's pretty funny, but still !


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koods said:
Young male going by the name "Bassfreak" entered Worcester General complaining of a sharp pain in his buttock region after attending EDM event. Attending physician considered a possible diagnosis of acute rave anus, but upon further investigation it was determined there was nothing cute about patient's anus.
Life-long trip report

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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: drizzle7788]
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"you know when you wake up from getting put in a sleeper hold your anus really hurts"

dont know if thats exact quote but its damn funny...

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Re: Favorite Chappelle Show quote? [Re: pfxtc]
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"What did the five fingers say to the face?
*SLAP* "

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