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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: deCypher]
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deCypher said:
It's not rape if she can't say no... silence is golden, duct tape is silver.  :cool:



i like it.


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: igwna]
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LOL or you could make her even more self conscious ultimately leading to getting her to be under your control.
:seriousbusiness:


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: igwna]
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I know a few girls who refuse to let a guy go down on them. To them it is either weird or just to intimate. My sister in law says she will never never let anyone go down on her. She is married and as far as i know she won't ever let him. I guess she loves sucking cock tho.

It's either that or she has the herp is my guess.


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I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

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My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: myco99]
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myco99 said:
This is not uncommon.  Many chicks are self conscious and some just don't enjoy it, or so I've been told.


Or she could be toting a roast beef sammich down there.:tongue:


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: blissedout]
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blissedout said:
myco99 said:
This is not uncommon.  Many chicks are self conscious and some just don't enjoy it, or so I've been told.


Or she could be toting a roast beef sammich down there.:tongue:


That or a hot dog.


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: blissedout]
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my vote goes towards a treatable std she has or smell. good luck!


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: Deekay]
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If I were a bettin man Id say I put my money on herp or yeastie.

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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: MisterMuscaria]
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I'd bet on penis.

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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: Adden]
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Dystopia said:
I'd bet on penis.


Honestly......








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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: plasma]
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yeah, i mean....most girls i know think of oral as an "even when it's bad it's good" type of thing.

but :shrug: maybe she's a conservative stripper who just wants to take things rrrrrrreal slow.


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: yogabunny]
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yogabunny said:
yeah, i mean....most girls i know think of oral as an "even when it's bad it's good" type of thing.

but :shrug: maybe she's a conservative stripper who just wants to take things rrrrrrreal slow.


i sense that because she is a stripper she's really trying to show me that just cause she's a stripper doesn't mean she's a slut. she might think i have some preconceived notions about strippers being trashy slutty people, which i don't but whatever. i don't mind taking things slow, because i like her, and sometimes holding off a bit does help the relationship and the eventual sex seem a bit more meaningful.

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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: yogabunny]
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yogabunny said:
yeah, i mean....most girls i know think of oral as an "even when it's bad it's good" type of thing.

but :shrug: maybe she's a conservative stripper who just wants to take things rrrrrrreal slow.


ive met girls who would just rather go without :shrug:. why beats the hell out of me too.


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: Deekay]
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I understand the notion of "it's better to give than to receive" but sometimes it's nice to receive once in a while you'd think.

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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
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oooh snap.  gettin' mad analytical.  and, in other words: "she likes you.  she REALLY likes you!!!!"


or......she has the herp.

:tongue2:

i keed i keed.


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: Deekay]
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some girls only like girls licking their pussy :shrug:

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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: Deekay]
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Deekay said:
yogabunny said:
yeah, i mean....most girls i know think of oral as an "even when it's bad it's good" type of thing.

but :shrug: maybe she's a conservative stripper who just wants to take things rrrrrrreal slow.


ive met girls who would just rather go without :shrug:. why beats the hell out of me too.



bet you a jolly rancher they were all under the age of 20.


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: yogabunny]
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:rotfl:

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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: JonnyOnTheSpot]
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I say you're lucky!  What are you complaining about?  :confused:












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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: yogabunny]
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Be wary of the orgasm. Dated a chick for a while and we kinda had the same situation going on. she would go all out to pleasure me, but when it came my turn to return the favor she would either turn me down or stop me jsut before climax. then one day I was tired of it and was determined to get her off, so I started munching, and slurping, and twerking and fingering. All the wile her moans were getting louder and louder. Finally when she was about to cum she tried to stop me, but I just grabbed her legs and wedged my face into that vajajay so tight that a quief couldnt get out.

Well, low and behold there was a reason she didnt want to get off with me down there. She was a EPIC SQUIRTER. Needless to say, when the waterworks started to go off she didnt want to let me outa there. SO I was stuck, with a waterfall, no supersoaker 5000, no firehose of woman juice hosing down my face.

Try telling the doctor you got pnemonia from a squirter and see what hes got to say about that.


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Re: don't eat my pussy, i'm shy? [Re: yogabunny]
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yogabunny said:
or has the herp.

:shrug:



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