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im very constipated
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i took pods on monday and its now thursday and I haven't shit yet. I normally shit like 2-3 times a day, so 4 days without taking and dump is an extraordinary amount of time. I got extreme stomach pains, so bad I can't hardly breath.

recommend me a product please.

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Re: im very constipated [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Take some damn fiber pills

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Re: im very constipated [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Take stool softeners man.  Every opiate user uses them, unless they have a golden anus.  It's literally like shitting bricks sometimes with out it.

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Re: im very constipated [Re: Anonymous #3]
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I once shit something the size of a tall can now that was not fun at all

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Re: im very constipated [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Put some water up your ass and do some sit-ups. You'll be shitting again in ten minutes.

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Re: im very constipated [Re: Anonymous #4]
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i just drank ashit ton of laxative and i still haven't shit. :sad:

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Re: im very constipated [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
i just drank ashit ton of laxative and i still haven't shit. :sad:


duh you have to wait like an hour it's not like in the movies where you instantly shit yourself

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Re: im very constipated [Re: Anonymous #5]
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ok ill wait. :sad:

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Re: im very constipated [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Drink lots of water if your not putting up your ass.

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Re: im very constipated [Re: Anonymous #4]
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I shit like a tablespoon of poo. not nearly enough, going to take more laxative. :mad2:

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Re: im very constipated [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Coffee & a cigarette.

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Re: im very constipated [Re: Anonymous #1]
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You need to eat something you fucking moron.



More food......Means more digestion.........



Eat a couple apples, a couple pickels, and something high in protein and fiber and I GARAUNTEE you will shit.




I can't tell you how many times I've been around dumb junkies/retards who forget that you need to eat to shit on a regular basis.


Jesus.

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Re: im very constipated [Re: Anonymous #7]
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since when did i say i have stopped eating? I just ate a banana, ceaser salad, and a pb&j sandwhich.

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Re: im very constipated [Re: Anonymous #1]
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That's not a hearty meal.




Eat something that fills you up, and makes you feel nurished afterwards.  What you just said was appetizers at best.



A few apples and pickels are your best bet.  And if you are FORCING a table spoon of shit out of your ass, you should relax cause you will do some damage down there pushing so hard.





Steak dinner.  Then 3 apples and 3 pickels.  If you don't shit before bed, wake up with a huge cup of black coffee ( no milk ).


Avoid dairy at all costs.

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Re: im very constipated [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Put space heaters under your desk and turn off all the lights. Then pretend you are a spy.

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Re: im very constipated [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Milk of Magnesia.  It's safe and very effective.  Tastes like liquid waxy chalk with a hint of sperm though.

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Re: im very constipated [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
I shit like a tablespoon of poo. not nearly enough, going to take more laxative. :mad2:



Laxitives can take 6-12 hours to work.  You have to wait.  If you're re-dosing laxitives after an hour, you'll be shitting water for hours tomorrow.  Have fun.

Edited by Anonymous (12/30/09 06:31 PM)

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Re: im very constipated [Re: Anonymous #9]
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i sure hope so. shitting for hours sounds magical right about now.

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Re: im very constipated [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Its WEDNESDAY lol

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Re: im very constipated [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Yah, this guy sounds like a pod noob.

It'll come out tomorrow. It can only stay in there so long.

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