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Einstein's wife was a lush!!!!
#11601079 - 12/07/09 04:15 AM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Just watching a documentary on Einstein, and I couldn't help but notice that one of his sons from his first marriage (the schizophrenic one) looks like a fetal alcohol syndrome baby:

Mileva may have deprived the world of an heir to Einstein's genius by drinking while pregnant! Just look at that bugger on the left and tell me he doesn't have the characteristic features.
Also: Einsten seems to have had a thing for butterfaces.
That is all.
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I think that's a girl on the left.
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Re: Einstein's wife was a lush!!!! [Re: blewmeanie]
#11601100 - 12/07/09 04:27 AM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Haha, yeah I thought the same thing when I saw the picture, but it's clearly documented to have been a schizophrenic male. But just look at that nose, and the flat, broad midface, and underdeveloped jaw,
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Hmmmm well I don't know. She...or I guess he has a pretty well defined upper lip and whatever that little curvy thing between the nose and lip is called. I think old timey pictures just make everyones face look flat.
The dude on the right looks like such a jew though.
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einstein was an ugly mofo anyhow
cant imagine him having sex, dont want to
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Re: Einstein's wife was a lush!!!! [Re: Doctor_Dick]
#11601116 - 12/07/09 04:36 AM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Einstein had several mistresses, this photo explains why.
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Einstein's parents were cousins so his genetics were probably a little off.
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Re: Einstein's wife was a lush!!!! [Re: muistrue]
#11601131 - 12/07/09 04:47 AM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Einstein married his cousin after being with this broad...
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Re: Einstein's wife was a lush!!!! [Re: muistrue]
#11601133 - 12/07/09 04:48 AM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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FractalDust said: Einstein's parents were cousins so his genetics were probably a little off.
Yeah I think Einstein was autistic also so that probably wasn't helping either.
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Re: Einstein's wife was a lush!!!! [Re: muistrue]
#11601138 - 12/07/09 04:55 AM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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blewmeanie said: Hmmmm well I don't know. She...or I guess he has a pretty well defined upper lip and whatever that little curvy thing between the nose and lip is called. I think old timey pictures just make everyones face look flat.
The dude on the right looks like such a jew though.
Yeah, his philtrum isn't completely indistinct... but just compare his nose with those of his parents. There's something funky going on there. Look at the shape of the eyes.
I still say fetal alcohol syndrome is completely consistent with the kids features.
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RationalEgo said: Einstein had several mistresses, this photo explains why.
But look at his mistresses. They're all butterfaces. He divorced that chick to marry his cousin Elsa, and look at her:

He clearly had a thing for butterfaces.
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FractalDust said: Einstein's parents were cousins so his genetics were probably a little off.
Were they? I know Einstein married one of his cousins (though she wasn't the mother of the kids pictured above), but I've never heard that his parents were cousins. A quick googling doesn't turn anything up. Can you provide a source?
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Re: Einstein's wife was a lush!!!! [Re: DeathCompany]
#11601146 - 12/07/09 04:57 AM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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DeathCompany said:
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FractalDust said: Einstein's parents were cousins so his genetics were probably a little off.
Yeah I think Einstein was autistic also so that probably wasn't helping either.
Again, source? Nearly every functional disability group seems to have claimed Einstein as a victim, but I've never seen anything to support the claim that he was autistic. People with autism don't tend to be ladies men.
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pfftt, look at Dane Cook. He's got women swinging from his nuts, and he's as mentally retarded as they come.
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Entropymancer said:
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DeathCompany said:
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FractalDust said: Einstein's parents were cousins so his genetics were probably a little off.
Yeah I think Einstein was autistic also so that probably wasn't helping either.
Again, source? Nearly every functional disability group seems to have claimed Einstein as a victim, but I've never seen anything to support the claim that he was autistic. People with autism don't tend to be ladies men.
Lol thats why I said "I think" because I wasn't sure if my memory was correct. I read biography on him but that was back in elementary school.
I think I rememebr however that he though in pictures which is a sign of autism.
He could have had aspergers though which if your not aware is sort of like mild autism. I'm not stating these things as facts. lol.
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Re: Einstein's wife was a lush!!!! [Re: blewmeanie]
#11601167 - 12/07/09 05:10 AM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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blewmeanie said: pfftt, look at Dane Cook. He's got women swinging from his nuts, and he's as mentally retarded as they come.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L0G1DGCWwI
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Re: Einstein's wife was a lush!!!! [Re: Doctor_Dick]
#11601168 - 12/07/09 05:11 AM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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Doctor_Dick said: einstein was an ugly mofo anyhow
cant imagine him having sex, dont want to
you already did
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offspring of first-cousin unions have a 2 to 3 percent greater risk of birth defects than the general population, and a little over 4 percent greater risk of early death. there's still very little chance of birth defects, and i can't say i see the fetal alcohol syndrome characteristics. he looks exactly like his mom
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Re: Einstein's wife was a lush!!!! [Re: jenns_hot]
#11601600 - 12/07/09 07:50 AM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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hey baby, let me Singularity your black hole for you
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Re: Einstein's wife was a lush!!!! [Re: druqs]
#11601616 - 12/07/09 07:55 AM (14 years, 2 months ago) |
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My attraction to you is a force inversely proportional to our distance apart squared.
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