I just can't get enough McDonald's because I hate everything about it. I saw a sign that had chicken breasts on it, right? Fried chicken breasts. And it said "Become A Believer."
What the fuck? Religion... and first of all, has anyone ever seen anyone pray before a meal from a fast food chain? Like "Oh, Heavenly Lord, thank you so much for this piece of shit I'm about to put in my malnourished body that was created by a pack of underpaid, underfed illegal immigrants." "I love you. Bless you for this bounty."
But become a believer. Become a believer in what, chickens breasts?
I mean what do they think you're gonna do, replace the sacrifice of Christ and have a giant chicken breast strapped to a cross?
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