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Re: Have problem getting erection for sex [Re: Anonymous #16]
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Anonymous #16 said:
I was having this problem the last couple times I tried to get laid, but I blame alcohol+condoms, I couldn't feel my dick for shit! Then we tried again and it was allll goood. :shrug:
We all have our off days, dont let it bother you.



Hell man, use a looser condom. I keep magnum XL's around for when the regular magnums are squeezing my dick into some kinda fucked up flesh-balloon animal. Ir gives a nice tingle! :thumbup:

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Re: Have problem getting erection for sex [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Performance anxiety.

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Re: Have problem getting erection for sex [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Gay as a picnic basket.

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Re: Have problem getting erection for sex [Re: Anonymous #18]
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Or that.

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Re: Have problem getting erection for sex [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Anonymous #11 said:
Performance anxiety.



He is right. A young guy that loses it with a new partner is getting too much anxiety and killing their erection. Two things that will work:

Chill out and stop worrying about your hard on. Go down on her or something. If you stop thinking about it and learn to relax, you start getting used to the intimacy and it will eventually come back. If condoms give you anxiety, just ask your girl to put it on.

Plan B: Get something like viagra for a few times. You'll realize how comfortable you can be and get used to it.

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Re: Have problem getting erection for sex [Re: Anonymous #19]
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It's not that he's gay.

This happened to me last week.  I partied and met this chick, we made out and were into it.  Went back to her place but by the time we got there we were both very tired and sketching.  She sucked on it to get it hard and it worked but as soon as I flipped her on her back to get it in I went soft.

At least we enjoyed some sexual activity.  I went right back to the party after that!

Reason for fail?  copious amounts of ecstasy.  And I wasn't armed with performance enhancing chemicals.

Solution?

Viagra.

It's not all dandy lions and fairies.  Sometimes you need this shit, and hell, do you know how many drugs porn stars do?  They inject viagra into their fucking dicks!  Do you know how insane it has become? Sometime you can tell they have a 1/2 boner.  So they're gay now?

No.

Viagra and other shit.  Coke and pills and shit.

The world is all backwards and the porn industry, while it has shown us an incredibly intense and favourable side of the possible human experience, it has also dually opened up the doors to something much darker.

Soft cock.

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Re: Have problem getting erection for sex [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
Everytime I try to have sex with her either i can't get a erection, or if i do the erection goes away before I can put it in. I tried having her suck on it to get it up, but by the time she laid down and i tried to put it in it went soft. I am 22. How do I keep a erection for sex. By myself I can have a erection and jack off. In the past I have had sex with a girl numerouse times. But now I cant keep it up. What do I do?




really???

i've been getting daily erections since i was 12 years old; and that was 6 years ago...

you've lost your mojo....


i recommend a mix of XTC+viagra

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Re: Have problem getting erection for sex [Re: Anonymous #21]
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Yep while I sit in class 9 times out of 10 I get a "boredom erection" nothing sexual about them blood starts flowing and I think "ahh that feels good" and I get a huge ass boner.

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Re: Have problem getting erection for sex [Re: Anonymous #21]
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Anonymous #17 said:
Yep while I sit in class 9 times out of 10 I get a "boredom erection" nothing sexual about them blood starts flowing and I think "ahh that feels good" and I get a huge ass boner.



Anonymous #21 said:
Anonymous #1 said:
Everytime I try to have sex with her either i can't get a erection, or if i do the erection goes away before I can put it in. I tried having her suck on it to get it up, but by the time she laid down and i tried to put it in it went soft. I am 22. How do I keep a erection for sex. By myself I can have a erection and jack off. In the past I have had sex with a girl numerouse times. But now I cant keep it up. What do I do?




really???

i've been getting daily erections since i was 12 years old; and that was 6 years ago...

you've lost your mojo....


i recommend a mix of XTC+viagra



Big difference between thinking about having sex and doing the deed.

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Re: Have problem getting erection for sex [Re: Anonymous #13]
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Anonymous #13 said:
Quit jerking off?

:shrug:



Will this really work?

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Re: Have problem getting erection for sex [Re: Anonymous #20]
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Another note.. I've been with the same girl now for almost 2 years and we've grown pretty intimate.  If she's giving me head and then we switch and I do her the concentration on what I'm doing totally kills my boner usually.  We always solve that prob though :thumbup:

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Re: Have problem getting erection for sex [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
Everytime I try to have sex with her either i can't get a erection, or if i do the erection goes away before I can put it in. I tried having her suck on it to get it up, but by the time she laid down and i tried to put it in it went soft. I am 22. How do I keep a erection for sex. By myself I can have a erection and jack off. In the past I have had sex with a girl numerouse times. But now I cant keep it up. What do I do?



I feel your pain man, fuck that shit.

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Re: Have problem getting erection for sex [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
Anonymous #13 said:
Quit jerking off?

:shrug:



Will this really work?




yes

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Re: Have problem getting erection for sex [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
Anonymous #1 said:
Anonymous #13 said:
Quit jerking off?

:shrug:



Will this really work?




yes



NO

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Re: Have problem getting erection for sex [Re: Anonymous #22]
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Anonymous #22 said:
Anonymous #3 said:
Anonymous #1 said:
Anonymous #13 said:
Quit jerking off?

:shrug:



Will this really work?




yes



NO



I stopped jerking it for a week and stopped watching porn. It worked for me, I don't know why this guy is saying no, maybe he's just being an ass, but everybody is different.

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Re: Have problem getting erection for sex [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Anonymous #8 said:
Anonymous #22 said:
Anonymous #3 said:
Anonymous #1 said:
Quit jerking off?

:shrug:



Will this really work?




yes



NO



I stopped jerking it for a week and stopped watching porn. It worked for me, I don't know why this guy is saying no, maybe he's just being an ass, but everybody is different.



Im not being an ass, thats just stupid. How could you get a boner to jerk off in the first place? I see no correlation.

Edited by Anonymous (11/19/09 04:53 PM)

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Re: Have problem getting erection for sex [Re: Anonymous #22]
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tell her to fuck you.

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Re: Have problem getting erection for sex [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Rub superglue all over your dick when you have a boner, maybe it will stick that way for later.

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Re: Have problem getting erection for sex [Re: Anonymous #22]
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If you are so nervous before sex you cant get a boner you need to grow some testicles.

Could you imagine this guy in battle..LOL.

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Re: Have problem getting erection for sex [Re: Anonymous #17]
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Anonymous #17 said:
If you are so nervous before sex you cant get a boner you need to grow some testicles.

Could you imagine this guy in battle..LOL.



I dont know, but it sounds like you would get a boner cause u like greased up warrior men

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