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Anyone been tazed Before
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I will be, I volunteer'd to have a friend test his new tazer on me later.

What should I expect?


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Re: Anyone been tazed Before [Re: Lucidx]
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you get a pulsating feeling and you can't move.
if i where you i wouldn't do it.
it can hurt real bad depending on where you get shot.

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Re: Anyone been tazed Before [Re: Lucidx]
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Lucidx said:
I will be, I volunteer'd to have a friend test his new tazer on me later.

What should I expect?



I have, and its not that bad. just a few seconds of a few jolts. so good luck :thumbup:

watch out for headaches afterwards, and I mean pretty heavy migraines


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Re: Anyone been tazed Before [Re: Sadhguru]
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Use the bathroom before


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Re: Anyone been tazed Before [Re: Sadhguru]
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Almost. Some lady tried to get me to subject myself to one at a flea market for a demo after she caught me repeatedly shocking myself with her zapping lighter and stuff.

I'd have done it, but it's the kind of thing I'd prefer to get on camera for posterity.


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Re: Anyone been tazed Before [Re: DrMambo]
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My brother used my taser on his balls to prove my taser sucked ass.

Too bad for him it didn't :yesnod:


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Re: Anyone been tazed Before [Re: LadyLittleZeppelin]
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did his balls explode?
or did it cease to function?

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Re: Anyone been tazed Before [Re: elementswrath]
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I'm going to be tazed in the stomach, I'm leaving to go there right now but I guess I'm going to wear a face sheild thing and hes going to aim for my stomach from 5 feet away..

Sounds like good times.

Wish me luck


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Re: Anyone been tazed Before [Re: elementswrath]
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His balls exploded and my dad made him eat it off the floor.


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Re: Anyone been tazed Before [Re: LadyLittleZeppelin]
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I knew a guy that got tazed by a cop while on lsd, and died right there on the spot. I'd say don't do it, for safety reasons.

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Re: Anyone been tazed Before [Re: Solemente]
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Solemente said:
I knew a guy that got tazed by a cop while on lsd, and died right there on the spot. I'd say don't do it, for safety reasons.


Here is the sad sad story:sad:

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Re: Anyone been tazed Before [Re: LadyLittleZeppelin]
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:facepalm:


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Re: Anyone been tazed Before [Re: Solemente]
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Probably cardiac arrest. Fucking asshats think that tazing is the solution of everything. :facepalm:  Feel for ya brah.


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It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car.

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Re: Anyone been tazed Before [Re: kaste]
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Turn the voltage down if possible, or else:


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Re: Anyone been tazed Before [Re: Arden]
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Arden said:
Turn the voltage down if possible, or else:




That was just chocked full of:facepalm:

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Re: Anyone been tazed Before [Re: Lucidx]
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Lucidx said:
What should I expect?


depends on the type of device, an actual taser has two probes that are
fired into you, that's gonna sting a bit, other devices act the same other
than the darts, every muscle in your body is affected, they all contract
and release about 60 times per second, afterwards you feel like you've had
a work out that lasted all day and it's usually about 3 days before the
soreness wears off


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Re: Anyone been tazed Before [Re: Solemente]
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Solemente said:
Arden said:
Turn the voltage down if possible, or else:




That was just chocked full of:facepalm:


Hahahahahhahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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  its cuzzzzzz i giiiiiive a meeeeean blooooowjjjobbbb.

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Re: Anyone been tazed Before [Re: LadyLittleZeppelin]
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Ahhh fuck, I got tazed, was one a dems with the 2 prongs that shoot out attatched to a wire, right in the stomach, I pretty much fell flat on my face and had a seizure, my nose is bloody because I fell on it and I feel like I got mauled by jesus, everything hurts, it feels like I just came out of a acident or something, horrible stuff.

It was fun tazing him afterwards though, but the tazer definitely isnt safe or fun.


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Re: Anyone been tazed Before [Re: Lucidx]
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Lucidx said:
Ahhh fuck, I got tazed, was one a dems with the 2 prongs that shoot out attatched to a wire, right in the stomach, I pretty much fell flat on my face and had a seizure, my nose is bloody because I fell on it and I feel like I got mauled by jesus, everything hurts, it feels like I just came out of a acident or something, horrible stuff.

It was fun tazing him afterwards though, but the tazer definitely isnt safe or fun.


I can see you took our advise well:facepalm:

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Re: Anyone been tazed Before [Re: Solemente]
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It was one of these kind except the gun was orange and had a brand name along the barrel part.

I did take your advice, like i took a shit and piss before i did this because I didn't want to look like a tool.

But I think I might have broken my nose, it's swollen and hurts when I touch it.


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Re: Anyone been tazed Before [Re: Lucidx]
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lol you're an idiot


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Re: Anyone been tazed Before [Re: shadyy]
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shadyy said:
lol you're an idiot


Thanks, I try my best.

Now I'm going to go try whippets, be back online in like 2 hours, peace.


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Re: Anyone been tazed Before [Re: Lucidx]
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what the nos cartridges ?

they're funn


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Re: Anyone been tazed Before [Re: Lucidx]
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Lucidx said:
Ahhh fuck, I got tazed, was one a dems with the 2 prongs that shoot out attatched to a wire, right in the stomach, I pretty much fell flat on my face and had a seizure, my nose is bloody because I fell on it and I feel like I got mauled by jesus, everything hurts, it feels like I just came out of a acident or something, horrible stuff.

It was fun tazing him afterwards though, but the tazer definitely isnt safe or fun.


You didn't have someone hold you up? Every time they do police demonstrations they have two people hold the guy up because you are pretty much guaranteed to fall flat on your face.

And those cartridges are expensive. I think the local gun shop sells them for $30+. Not something I'd waste on fucking up a friend.


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Re: Anyone been tazed Before [Re: WakeboardrB]
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it's well worth the $30 if there's a video camera and the guy shits himself


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Re: Anyone been tazed Before [Re: Prisoner#1]
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Prisoner#1 said:
it's well worth the $30 if there's a video camera and the guy shits himself


:ilold:

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Re: Anyone been tazed Before [Re: WakeboardrB]
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shadyy said:
what the nos cartridges ?

they're funn


I can' get a hold of any cartidges right now, don't sell em at the store but I have 2 cans of whip cream ready for later tonight.

WakeboardrB said:
Lucidx said:
Ahhh fuck, I got tazed, was one a dems with the 2 prongs that shoot out attatched to a wire, right in the stomach, I pretty much fell flat on my face and had a seizure, my nose is bloody because I fell on it and I feel like I got mauled by jesus, everything hurts, it feels like I just came out of a acident or something, horrible stuff.

It was fun tazing him afterwards though, but the tazer definitely isnt safe or fun.


You didn't have someone hold you up? Every time they do police demonstrations they have two people hold the guy up because you are pretty much guaranteed to fall flat on your face.

And those cartridges are expensive. I think the local gun shop sells them for $30+. Not something I'd waste on fucking up a friend.


I think the gun came with some, he had a little cardboard box with like 10 of them individually wrapped in plastic bags. Anyways it was kinda worth it because I got to do it to him afterward and it was pretty fuckin fun.


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Re: Anyone been tazed Before [Re: Lucidx]
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Lucidx said:
shadyy said:
what the nos cartridges ?

they're funn


I can' get a hold of any cartidges right now, don't sell em at the store but I have 2 cans of whip cream ready for later tonight.


that's pretty weak

have fun though :sunny:


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Re: Anyone been tazed Before [Re: shadyy]
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That is pretty weak:lol:

I usually get these

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Re: Anyone been tazed Before [Re: Solemente]
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I would get them if I could, the convience store down the road doesn't sell any but I might order some on ebay later maybe.


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Re: Anyone been tazed Before [Re: Solemente]
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Oh god, those Ebay special Creme's are HORRIBLE.

Do yourself a favor and get some Purewhips. They can be had for around $8 a box (24).


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Re: Anyone been tazed Before [Re: Lucidx]
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you can order purewhips online
they're legit


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Re: Anyone been tazed Before [Re: WakeboardrB]
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I'll look for purewhips than, thanks for the info


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Re: Anyone been tazed Before [Re: WakeboardrB]
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WakeboardrB said:
Oh god, those Ebay special Creme's are HORRIBLE.

Do yourself a favor and get some Purewhips. They can be had for around $8 a box (24).


I used to get them from a local sex shop when I lived in Minneapolis.

They were the best ones around that I could find without having to order off the web.

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Re: Anyone been tazed Before [Re: Solemente]
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Solemente said:
WakeboardrB said:
Oh god, those Ebay special Creme's are HORRIBLE.

Do yourself a favor and get some Purewhips. They can be had for around $8 a box (24).


I used to get them from a local sex shop when I lived in Minneapolis.

They were the best ones around that I could find without having to order off the web.



Why would they be selling them at a sex shop?


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Re: Anyone been tazed Before [Re: Solemente]
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luckily my local head shop sells them
i don't buy them that much but when the mood strikes it's only a short ride away


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Re: Anyone been tazed Before [Re: Lucidx]
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Lucidx said:
Solemente said:
WakeboardrB said:
Oh god, those Ebay special Creme's are HORRIBLE.

Do yourself a favor and get some Purewhips. They can be had for around $8 a box (24).


I used to get them from a local sex shop when I lived in Minneapolis.

They were the best ones around that I could find without having to order off the web.



Why would they be selling them at a sex shop?


Have you ever had a girl ride you while doing whippets? :lol:

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Re: Anyone been tazed Before [Re: shadyy]
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shadyy said:
luckily my local head shop sells them
i don't buy them that much but when the mood strikes it's only a short ride away


Ya, it was usually a drunken spur of the moment thing.

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Re: Anyone been tazed Before [Re: Solemente]
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Solemente said:
Lucidx said:
Why would they be selling them at a sex shop?


Have you ever had a girl ride you while doing whippets? :lol:


Best idea ever +5


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Re: Anyone been tazed Before [Re: Lucidx]
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Lucidx said:
I will be, I volunteer'd to have a friend test his new tazer on me later.

What should I expect?


That's pretty dumb. Shit could kill you on the spot.


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Re: Anyone been tazed Before [Re: LSDreamer]
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Its not too bad. I been tazed in the face n the hip.. i got over it.

was  by da pigs too

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