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OneMoreRobot3021
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Taser and an MP3 player in one, just what I've always needed!
#7864071 - 01/11/08 09:22 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Introducing the Taser mp3 player Tuesday, January 8, 2008
Have you ever been frustrated by the lack of a convenient way to electrocute people while listening to some of your favourite tunes? Well, the answer to your prayers is here.
Taser, the world's leaders in delivering high-voltage shocks to the target of your choice, are releasing a handy all-in-one stun-gun and mp3 player carry case.
The product was unveiled at the massive Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas.
The Music Player Holster's mp3 player can hold up to 1GB of music – enough for 150 or so songs – and the C2 stun gun can deliver 50,000 volts into your desired shockee, via a pair of darts. The wires that connect the darts give it a range of up to 15 feet, so you can shock to your heart's content.
While the carry case is a sensible, I-mean-business black, the Taser itself comes in a range of stylish patterns, including a classy leopard print look – perfect for people who want to put the fun back into high-voltage incapacitation devices. Or put the 'cute' back in 'electrocute', we suppose.
So, if you're looking for a perfect present for that music fan/electric shock enthusiast in your life, look no further.
Metro recommends – Songs To Listen To While Tasing Somebody
Electro-Shock Blues – Eels Danger! High Voltage – Electric Six Gimme Gimme Shock Treatment – The Ramones Get The Message – Electronic Twelve Volt Man – Jimmy Buffett She's Electric – Oasis Such Current Of Electricity Shall Continue To Pass – Redrum Shock Treatment – Pizzicato Five Electricity – Spiritualized I'm Fried – The Stooges
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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OneMoreRobot3021
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Re: Taser and an MP3 player in one, just what I've always needed! [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#7864073 - 01/11/08 09:23 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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From the comments section of the website where I found this:
"don't tase me bro...im listening to 'in rainbows.'"
-------------------- Acid doesn't give you truths; it builds machines that push the envelope of perception. Whatever revelations came to me then have dissolved like skywriting. All I really know is that those few years saddled me with a faith in the redemptive potential of the imagination which, however flat, stale and unprofitable the world seems to me now, I cannot for the life of me shake. -Erik Davis
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Asante
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Re: Taser and an MP3 player in one, just what I've always needed! [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#7864088 - 01/11/08 09:28 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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A taser/camera combination would be fun if you press the wrong button.
"Say cheese!" *zapzapzap*
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BrAiN
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Re: Taser and an MP3 player in one, just what I've always needed! [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#7864095 - 01/11/08 09:31 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Dude.. i WANT ONE SO BAD! There's gotta be a place I can buy one or are these just concept toys?
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Nibin
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Re: Taser and an MP3 player in one, just what I've always needed! [Re: BrAiN]
#7865958 - 01/11/08 05:02 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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What happens if it goes off in you pocket?
People wold think you are dancing to heavy metal
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it stars saddam
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Re: Taser and an MP3 player in one, just what I've always needed! [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#7866032 - 01/11/08 05:17 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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The cheetah print is off the hook.
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BirdsIView
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Re: Taser and an MP3 player in one, just what I've always needed! [Re: it stars saddam]
#7866048 - 01/11/08 05:19 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I hate tasers, if I'm resisting you should have to shoot me!
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learningtofly
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Re: Taser and an MP3 player in one, just what I've always needed! [Re: BirdsIView]
#7866131 - 01/11/08 05:34 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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lawsuit waiting to happen. Some fool is gonna zap themself
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Sell Your Soul
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Re: Taser and an MP3 player in one, just what I've always needed! [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#7866146 - 01/11/08 05:36 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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So if you tase someone while an MP3 is playing, would they get to hear the song too? Like sending the song through the wires at 50,000 volt levels?
What a way to go - electrocuted by some really crappy song, i.e. something from Donny And Marie.
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BrAiN
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Re: Taser and an MP3 player in one, just what I've always needed! [Re: Sell Your Soul]
#7868259 - 01/12/08 07:40 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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I'm thinking of carrying it more as self defense against COPS
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kidaihuan
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Re: Taser and an MP3 player in one, just what I've always needed! [Re: BrAiN]
#7868266 - 01/12/08 07:46 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
BrAiN said: I'm thinking of carrying it more as self defense against COPS
I bet they'd nail you with assault with a deadly weapon, attempted murder, and anything else possible.
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BrAiN
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Re: Taser and an MP3 player in one, just what I've always needed! [Re: kidaihuan]
#7868314 - 01/12/08 08:25 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Attempted defending oneself against a trigger happy cop! AHHH! DEATH PENALTY!
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kidaihuan
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Re: Taser and an MP3 player in one, just what I've always needed! [Re: BrAiN]
#7868720 - 01/12/08 11:24 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
BrAiN said: Attempted defending oneself against a trigger happy cop! AHHH! DEATH PENALTY!
But they can tase the fuck out of you without cause.
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Oracle Of Delphi
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Re: Taser and an MP3 player in one, just what I've always needed! [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#7868837 - 01/12/08 12:06 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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does anyone else want one of these?
it should blast a song into the guy thats getting tazed - so he can feel it.. oh man! i have always wanted a lazer gun
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sam420
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Re: Taser and an MP3 player in one, just what I've always needed! [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#7869043 - 01/12/08 01:10 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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fuck dat shit
I don't wanna be walking down the street selecting a tune and then shoot myself in the balls because I pressed 'Fire' instead of 'Skip track'.
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Re: Taser and an MP3 player in one, just what I've always needed! [Re: sam420]
#7869052 - 01/12/08 01:12 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
sam420 said: fuck dat shit
I don't wanna be walking down the street selecting a tune and then shoot myself in the balls because I pressed 'Fire' instead of 'Skip track'.
What if the unit also included a bottle opener? Are you tempted yet?
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clover606
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Re: Taser and an MP3 player in one, just what I've always needed! [Re: Sell Your Soul]
#7869066 - 01/12/08 01:18 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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A FUCKIN BOTTLE OPENER?! SIGN ME UP!!
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Robo
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Re: Taser and an MP3 player in one, just what I've always needed! [Re: OneMoreRobot3021]
#7869650 - 01/12/08 04:24 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Quote:
Have you ever been frustrated by the lack of a convenient way to electrocute people while listening to some of your favourite tunes?
All the time
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Sell Your Soul
Nutmeg shaman
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Re: Taser and an MP3 player in one, just what I've always needed! [Re: Robo]
#7869657 - 01/12/08 04:25 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Good afternoon, sir. Hope you got plenty of rest.
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trent
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Re: Taser and an MP3 player in one, just what I've always needed! [Re: Sell Your Soul]
#7869664 - 01/12/08 04:27 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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tasers should outlawed from public citizen use. nuff said
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Sell Your Soul
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Re: Taser and an MP3 player in one, just what I've always needed! [Re: trent]
#7869678 - 01/12/08 04:29 PM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Tasers should be outlawed from trigger-happy cops as well.
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BrAiN
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Re: Taser and an MP3 player in one, just what I've always needed! [Re: Sell Your Soul]
#7872641 - 01/13/08 08:52 AM (16 years, 2 months ago) |
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Cmon robot! TELL me where i can get one
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