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Vengence.
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Alright guys there is this girl right.

Ever since I met her,her and her friends have done nothing but fuck with me, and cockblock me at every turn.

She needs to remind every girl who even seems to share a remote mutual interest with me that I am somehow unworthy or a piece of shit.

They all believe her because she tells everyone how good of friends we are, so she must know me well enough right?

Wrong I have tried and tried to make it clear to her that she is not and never will be my friend yet she continues to follow me every semester, she is in all of my classes and I am at my limit.

I have been singles for over 3 years now and this girl has ruined what I can see as at least 4 possible long term relationships for me. It seems as though she has no other reason for this behavior other than totally ruining my life.

Yesterday she did it again and that was the last straw.

Now I need some ideas, get creative guys how should I get her back?

This really isnt my thing I'm usually the turn the other cheek kind of guy but this has become serious business and I seriously need to scare her off for good, cause if I have to deal with this one more time......I'm gonna snap.

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Re: Vengence. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Shes basically saying "fuck me, or ill make sure you never get laid again." You could just fuck her, then she might leave you alone. Or she might completely invade your life. Either way you should have sex with her.

Edited by Anonymous (11/07/09 07:26 PM)

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Re: Vengence. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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forget about the dumb cunt.

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Re: Vengence. [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
Shes basically saying "fuck me, or ill make sure you never get laid again." You could just fuck her, then she might leave you alone. Or she might completely invade your life. Either way you should have sex with her.


Problem is I hate her and like her boyfriend so....

Although I am pretty positive she wants my dick, so maybe fucking her and ruining her current relationship would be a suited form of vengeance.:strokebeard:

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Re: Vengence. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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The simplest thing you can do is spread the rumor that you are really good "friends" and that she has STD's. Say you were about to go down on her and you noticed a putrid odor and thought better of it.

Edited by Anonymous (11/07/09 07:33 PM)

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Re: Vengence. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
Anonymous #2 said:
Shes basically saying "fuck me, or ill make sure you never get laid again." You could just fuck her, then she might leave you alone. Or she might completely invade your life. Either way you should have sex with her.


Problem is I hate her and like her boyfriend so....

Although I am pretty positive she wants my dick, so maybe fucking her and ruining her current relationship would be a suited form of vengeance.:strokebeard:



don't fuck her.  that's what SHE wants.

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Re: Vengence. [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
The simplest thing you can do is spread the rumor that you are really good "friends" and that she has testicles. Say you were about to go down on her and you noticed a penis and scrotum and thought better of it.


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Re: Vengence. [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
The simplest thing you can do is spread the rumor that you are really good "friends" and that she has STD's. Say you were about to go down on her and you noticed a putrid odor and thought better of it.


This could be good.

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Re: Vengence. [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
Shes basically saying "fuck me, or ill make sure you never get laid again." You could just fuck her, then she might leave you alone. Or she might completely invade your life. Either way you should have sex with her.


She will completely invade your life if you fuck her. If she's acting like a crazy cunt now, imagine how it would be if you get involved with her. If you want to be a cunt too and stoop to her level, tell people she has STD's.

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Re: Vengence. [Re: Anonymous #4]
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or you could sleep with some nasty bitch and get and STD then sleep with her and give it to her, then you would be stuck with the STD but you would have your vengeance.

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Re: Vengence. [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Or you could kill her.

Get her to follow you somewhere and plug her with a stolen hand gun. Bring a shovel and a bag of lime.

Life is about options! :super:

(Just joking! Good luck with that! :awesome:)

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Re: Vengence. [Re: Anonymous #6]
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DSHSB

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Re: Vengence. [Re: Anonymous #6]
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All good ideas I think I'm just going to either fuck up her current relationship or tell her how it is.

Basically how it is is that if she doesnt stop this shit, Im gonna have to throw her down some stairs.


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Re: Vengence. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Make a sextape with her and show it to the world.

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Re: Vengence. [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Take pictures while she's blowing you and mail them to her parents.

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Re: Vengence. [Re: Anonymous #6]
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feed her cake until she becomes fat.

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Re: Vengence. [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Make an anonymous rape allegation against her to the university. Or, more realistically, an allegation that she cheated/plagiarised in her exams or something.

Think not of the present, but of the future.

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Re: Vengence. [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Anonymous #4 said:
feed her cake until she becomes fat.


She already is fat.
Anonymous #9 said:
Make an anonymous rape allegation against her to the university. Or, more realistically, an allegation that she cheated/plagiarised in her exams or something.

Think not of the present, but of the future.


:evil:

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Re: Vengence. [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #6 said:
Take pictures while she's blowing you and mail them to her parents.


This is GOLD.:awesome:

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Re: Vengence. [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Anonymous #9 said:
Make an anonymous rape allegation against her to the university. Or, more realistically, an allegation that she cheated/plagiarised in her exams or something.

Think not of the present, but of the future.


I  dont actually believe you want to hurt this girl. Just another weak willed man. Fail.

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