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Shrooming Nudist Struck By Train
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A young Stafford man was arrested last night in connection with an incident during which he was running around naked and got hit by a slow-moving train, police said.

Sheriff’s spokesman Bill Kennedy said the subsequent investigation revealed that the 18-year-old suspect had eaten magic mushrooms prior to the bizarre incident.

Kennedy said police were called at 7:30 a.m. Saturday by a woman who’d seen a young man running completely naked on Camden Drive in Clearview Heights subdivision.

She said the man was yelling at himself when he looked at her and asked if she was OK. The woman responded that she was, then asked if the suspect was OK, Kennedy said.

The suspect then began screaming and cursing at the woman, who ran into her home and called the Sheriff’s Office.

Deputy Jason Hierwarter responded and found several residents who had seen the naked display. But deputies were unable to immediately find the man.

About 30 minutes later, Kennedy said, police were notified that a CSX train had struck a naked man in the area of Butler and Cool Springs roads.

The train conductor told police that the trains were traveling about 9 mph when he saw the man near the tracks.

After he sounded the horn to warn the man, he got on the tracks and walked directly toward the oncoming train, police said.

The conductor put on the brakes, but couldn’t stop before hitting the man, who disappeared from view following the contact.

The conductor found the man sitting under the third car of the train convoy. He ran off before deputies and medical workers arrived.

Deputy Shawn Lindsay found the suspect a short time later and got into an altercation with him. He broke free after striking a deputy and ran into the woods screaming and cursing.

Kennedy said he was finally taken into custody by four deputies. The teenager, who was kicking and cursing the whole time, was bleeding heavily and had a “significant” laceration on his forehead, Kennedy said.

The suspect was taken to Stafford Hospital, where he stayed until last night.

James Lampiris, who lives in the Clearview Heights area, is charged with indecent exposure, obstructing railroad operations, obstructing justice, trespassing on railroad property, being drunk in public and four counts of assault and battery on a police officer.

:lmafo:

http://epwsgdp1.courts.state.va.us/gdcourts/caseSearch.do?index=index

http://fredericksburg.com/News/Web/2009/102009/1103st1
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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.


Edited by trekie (11/06/09 07:42 AM)

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Re: Shrooming Nudist Struck By Train [Re: trekie]
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lolololololol :ilold: :awesome: :rofl: :lol:

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Re: Shrooming Nudist Struck By Train [Re: memes]
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shit, look at that list of charges.  poor guy.

he accumulated those charges like a fucking hero though.


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Re: Shrooming Nudist Struck By Train [Re: trekie]
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Feel bad for the kid, he lost it during a trip and now his life is completely fucked. :eek:


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It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus.
All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the
octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV.
But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns.
Also he got a race car.
Is any of this getting through to you?

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Re: Shrooming Nudist Struck By Train [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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:smilingpuppy:

Yeah I feel bad, but you have to admit its funny.


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Edited by drawde (11/06/09 08:00 AM)

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Re: Shrooming Nudist Struck By Train [Re: drawde]
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That poor fucked up naked dude. At least he did not get killed.

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Re: Shrooming Nudist Struck By Train [Re: rod]
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I bet it was his first time tripping to.  but damn why would you take shrooms at 7:30 am


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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.


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Re: Shrooming Nudist Struck By Train [Re: rod]
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That will be a good story to tell his children later in life:grin:

So son,I was after eating mushrooms and I charged against an oncoming train...boys will be boys!


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Re: Shrooming Nudist Struck By Train [Re: trekie]
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trekie said:
I bet it was his first time tripping to.  but damn why would you take shrooms at 7:30 am


Wanted to trip while he watched the sun come up?


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Re: Shrooming Nudist Struck By Train [Re: trekie]
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Whats with the naked people and shrooms? :lol:


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Re: Shrooming Nudist Struck By Train [Re: RipVanWinkle]
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Kennedy said police were called at 7:30 a.m. Saturday by a woman who’d seen a young man running completely naked on Camden Drive in Clearview Heights subdivision.

She said the man was yelling at himself when he looked at her and asked if she was OK. The woman responded that she was, then asked if the suspect was OK, Kennedy said.

The suspect then began screaming and cursing at the woman, who ran into her home and called the Sheriff’s Office.


:rofl2:


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Re: Shrooming Nudist Struck By Train [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
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:ilold:


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Re: Shrooming Nudist Struck By Train [Re: trip forever]
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AHAHAHAHAHAH ROFLL tat made my day. poor kid though. well i guess it answer smy questions what a bad trip looks like to sober ppl.

the part about warning him to get off th etrack but instead walked into the train....damn...what the hell was going through his mind at the time?


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Re: Shrooming Nudist Struck By Train [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
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tiny_rabid_birds said:
shit, look at that list of charges.  poor guy.

he accumulated those charges like a fucking hero though.


Yeah really, when I pulled a similar stunt they took it way easier on me.

He must not have cried and sung gospels to the police at the station.


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Re: Shrooming Nudist Struck By Train [Re: UnholyChild666]
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That guy was lucky imo.

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Re: Shrooming Nudist Struck By Train [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
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Swyfty Swyf said:
tiny_rabid_birds said:
shit, look at that list of charges.  poor guy.

he accumulated those charges like a fucking hero though.


Yeah really, when I pulled a similar stunt they took it way easier on me.

He must not have cried and sung gospels to the police at the station.


:smilingpuppy:


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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.


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Re: Shrooming Nudist Struck By Train [Re: trekie]
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:niggawhat:
that guys must have been trippin his nuts off, especially after the train
:braindamage:


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Re: Shrooming Nudist Struck By Train [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
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Swyfty Swyf said:
tiny_rabid_birds said:
shit, look at that list of charges.  poor guy.

he accumulated those charges like a fucking hero though.


Yeah really, when I pulled a similar stunt they took it way easier on me.

He must not have cried and sung gospels to the police at the station.


Elaborate please. :tongue:


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Chat your fraff
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Re: Shrooming Nudist Struck By Train [Re: Grapefruit]
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I bet he could plead insanity and get off. If he was tripping couldn't that be considered momentary insanity? I mean look at the insane shit he did. Fucking epic trip tho lol.


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~The Cultivators Motherload~

"I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.
I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do." -Robert A. Heinlein

"There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies.
My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is kindness."-Dalai Lama

Live long and prosper.


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Re: Shrooming Nudist Struck By Train [Re: Kada]
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Yeah atleast he'll have a fucking awesome story to tell his grandkids... :rofl2:


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