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5:05am girlfriend isn't home yet
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That slutty bitch should have been home at 5pm. She was going to her ex-bf 2 get a bag of weed. I took a nap woke up at 11pm and called her. She said she was garbing a couple of beers and she'd be home soon. Now it's 5:05 am and my girlfriend isn't home.
Did she:
Get attacked by al qaeda?
Struck by lightning?
Mugged at the bar?
Have sex with the Boston Red Sox team?

Tried to call her again and she turned the phone off.

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Re: 5:05am girlfriend isn't home yet [Re: Anonymous #1]
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dude lol hillarious!
dude lol hillarious!
dude lol hillarious!

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Re: 5:05am girlfriend isn't home yet [Re: Anonymous #1]
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maybe aliens?

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Re: 5:05am girlfriend isn't home yet [Re: Anonymous #1]
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False Prophet!

Blasphemer!

We await His Holiness at the OAINT

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Re: 5:05am girlfriend isn't home yet [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
False Prophet!

Blasphemer!

We await His Holiness, he is bangin' her right now!


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Re: 5:05am girlfriend isn't home yet [Re: Anonymous #1]
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the Great Harlot shows herself in an Earthly form to tempt another unwilling to become deified as well?

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Re: 5:05am girlfriend isn't home yet [Re: Anonymous #3]
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yeah, she's a good fuck. She also pays half the rent.

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Re: 5:05am girlfriend isn't home yet [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
False Prophet!

Blasphemer!

We await His Holiness at the OAINT


I can see the mod's slapping their fore heads already.  They should not have killed what is the most epic thread ever.

The false prophets and false OP's will run rampant

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Re: 5:05am girlfriend isn't home yet [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
Anonymous #3 said:
False Prophet!

Blasphemer!

We await His Holiness is doing her in the butthole.


They should not have killed what is the most epic thread ever.

The repercussions will run rampant.


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Re: 5:05am girlfriend isn't home yet [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
I can see the mod's slapping their fore heads already.  They should not have killed what is the most epic thread ever.

The false prophets and false OP's will run rampant


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Re: 5:05am girlfriend isn't home yet [Re: Anonymous #1]
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I am the real OP.



You falsified my identity with this concatenation of disparagement that ominously suffuses my redoubt that is the Shroomerites Anonymous forum. The saccharine essence of its anonymity and its concept deserve less desultory falsehood than what is the essence of this blasphemous thread.

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Re: 5:05am girlfriend isn't home yet [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
Anonymous #3 said:
False Prophet!

Blasphemer!

We await His Holiness at the OAINT


I can see the mod's slapping their fore heads already.  They should not have killed what is the most epic thread ever.

The false prophets and false OP's will run rampant


qft

should have left it open to contain it all to one thread

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Re: 5:05am girlfriend isn't home yet [Re: Anonymous #7]
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I beseech the oh great Geokills,

Please re-open the 5am threat, otherwise I prophesise that there will be a holy war greater than that between the Jewish and Muslim community.

Suicide thread bombers unite!  We must have access to the great holy 5am thread!

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Re: 5:05am girlfriend isn't home yet [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
I beseech the oh great Geokills,

Please re-open the 5am threat, otherwise I prophesise that there will be a holy war greater than that between the Jewish and Muslim community.

Suicide thread bombers unite!  We must have access to the great holy 5am thread!


I'm preparing to kill all those old people in the nursing home behind my house, sawed-off twelve-gauge FTW

OAINT

TURE

Praise be to OP

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Re: 5:05am girlfriend isn't home yet [Re: Anonymous #3]
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She came home finally. She said sucked off the boston red sox, abducted and probed by aliens, and got struck by lightning. The good news is she won the lottery on the way home. I'm so glad. Now, I can devote a lot more time to the Shroomery surfin. I can rest assured she'll never leave. Especially with the steal vagina upgrade the aliens gave her. The pussy only opens to me, and whenever the microwave cranks.

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Re: 5:05am girlfriend isn't home yet [Re: Anonymous #1]
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hahaha

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Re: 5:05am girlfriend isn't home yet [Re: Anonymous #8]
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dat ho cheatin on yo bitch ass

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Re: 5:05am girlfriend isn't home yet [Re: Anonymous #1]
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uh yah have fun with your metal vagina

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Re: 5:05am girlfriend isn't home yet [Re: Anonymous #10]
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I'll have gr8 fun. I bet they could make a movie about it. The chick can be played by Scarlet Jo Hanson. I would be portrayed by Robert Downey Jr. Connan O'Brien would be the alien.

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