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offered 5 days of ANYTHING i want
    #11375616 - 11/03/09 11:42 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

okay so i need alittle help and I'm sure all the creative people here at the shroomery can assist me.


this girl i know want's to trade magic cards(yea i know super nerd, but hey its the WHOLE beta set) anyway
i have known her for years and years and we have had a casuals sexual encounters. 

and I'm 99% sure that's what she was referring to when she said you can have/do anything you want.

i like kinky shit but not like crazy off the wall stuff.  so i figure its time to explore my sexual horizons


what fun/interesting things can i do to/with her?


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Re: offered 5 days of ANYTHING i want [Re: NIDcommand]
    #11375629 - 11/03/09 11:45 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

:lol:

So what does trading magic cards have to do with anything?


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Re: offered 5 days of ANYTHING i want [Re: NIDcommand]
    #11375631 - 11/03/09 11:45 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Kill and dump her in a ditch. You can even keep the cards.


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Re: offered 5 days of ANYTHING i want [Re: NIDcommand]
    #11375637 - 11/03/09 11:46 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Make sure to nut in her every time. Smack her, choke her. Try rough sex it's fun, but don't be too rough.

Make some donkey punches if she's up for it? :lol:

Ahah.... just do whatever. I'm too high to think of shit for you


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Re: offered 5 days of ANYTHING i want [Re: RobMarley420]
    #11375654 - 11/03/09 11:49 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

lol well we play sometimes for shits and giggles when we are drunk and i have a whole set, and shes like can i have them.... sooo i was like what are you going to give me???


she replies anything you want



and i was like well 1 day isn't fair for all the cards so shes like fine 5 days of what ever you can thing of:evil:



so that where the cards come in.


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Re: offered 5 days of ANYTHING i want [Re: feifen]
    #11375659 - 11/03/09 11:50 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

I bet that's not what she meant at all and youre just going to make a fool of yourself when you tell her you wanna stick it in her butt.

You'll say it, she'll laugh thinking you are joking. You'll kind of chuckle in an awkward way cuz you were serious but now you realize that's not what she meant, so you have to cover it up. It'll be good times.


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Re: offered 5 days of ANYTHING i want [Re: feifen]
    #11375668 - 11/03/09 11:50 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Fucking lucky basterd. Beat that pussy raw.


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Re: offered 5 days of ANYTHING i want [Re: feifen]
    #11375673 - 11/03/09 11:51 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

lol that's obvious, have to get some rough-ness in there,  i guess I'm more interested in people personal sexual kinks so that way i can maybe pick up some new shit that's cool.


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Re: offered 5 days of ANYTHING i want [Re: Platinum]
    #11375678 - 11/03/09 11:52 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

yeah man. you have to talk about what youre thinking first. doing something shes not totally down with can mess up the friendship.


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Re: offered 5 days of ANYTHING i want [Re: Platinum]
    #11375681 - 11/03/09 11:52 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

well pictures are worth a million words they say


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Re: offered 5 days of ANYTHING i want [Re: frith]
    #11375683 - 11/03/09 11:53 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

You should fuck her face.
DSHSB - pics or it didnt happen tho.
make amateur porn, then post it here of course.
blindfolds/whips/bondage shit

theres some ideas.


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Re: offered 5 days of ANYTHING i want [Re: frith]
    #11375684 - 11/03/09 11:53 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

well its not like i want to piss on her chest or something you know.  just something more .....exotic then normal sex


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Re: offered 5 days of ANYTHING i want [Re: NIDcommand]
    #11375686 - 11/03/09 11:54 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Shes selling herself for a card game. :lol: Stay classy!


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Re: offered 5 days of ANYTHING i want [Re: Platinum]
    #11375691 - 11/03/09 11:55 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

lol of course, how could i not post some nice armature porn on the shroomery,,    just so that it never gets lost of course


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Re: offered 5 days of ANYTHING i want [Re: NIDcommand]
    #11375695 - 11/03/09 11:55 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

piss is exotic


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Re: offered 5 days of ANYTHING i want [Re: Solemente]
    #11375710 - 11/03/09 11:58 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

"anything" is just begging for her to go a2m


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Re: offered 5 days of ANYTHING i want [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #11375717 - 11/03/09 11:59 AM (7 years, 11 months ago)

this is why i came here. i would have never have thought of that.        maybe the finishing move?


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Re: offered 5 days of ANYTHING i want [Re: tiny_rabid_birds]
    #11375729 - 11/03/09 12:01 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

I've never had a problem getting a2m. Maybe I'm just a lucky guy?

Or just gay. :shrug:


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Re: offered 5 days of ANYTHING i want [Re: NIDcommand]
    #11375731 - 11/03/09 12:01 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

3some?


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Re: offered 5 days of ANYTHING i want [Re: Adden]
    #11375738 - 11/03/09 12:02 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

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I've never had a problem getting a2m. Maybe I'm just a lucky guy?

Or just gay. :shrug:




the girls ive fucked in the ass did a2m. I feel like the girls who take it in the butt are dirty enough to stick it in their mouth afterwards. :shrug:


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