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a sick sick morning
    #11351679 - 10/30/09 02:42 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

last night i was invited to a halloween party at my freinds cabin, during the day i started preping up in hopes of meeting a girl. i have those little white balls in the back of the throut so i started to pick at it with more vigor than normal and sweezed out like 5 small balls, on a winning streak i went deeped than i ever had and hit the motherload, a juicy nasty as fuck squeeze ball pussed out and i work it out without accidentally swallowing it. i went so deep that i was tearing up my gag reflex for the first time couldnt hold it down and upchucked the eggs i had that morning. some eggs went out through my nose and the smell was so rank i chucked some more, i had to hold my nose while i puked. all that day i could smell that after funk left in my nostrils and felt like shit. so out of fear of haveing some chick puke in my mouth because my nasty innerds i stayed home while somewhere some guy could of been mackin on my next girl. :breakfast:


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Re: a sick sick morning [Re: LoveOverAll]
    #11351694 - 10/30/09 02:45 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

drink some cough meds....


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Re: a sick sick morning [Re: LoveOverAll]
    #11351697 - 10/30/09 02:45 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

:albundy:


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Re: a sick sick morning [Re: LoveOverAll]
    #11351700 - 10/30/09 02:45 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

theblackhole said:
little white balls in the back of the throut



WTF?


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Re: a sick sick morning [Re: Wasteland]
    #11351711 - 10/30/09 02:46 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

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Wasteland said:
Quote:

theblackhole said:
little white balls in the back of the throut



WTF?



tonsil stones:thumbdown:


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Re: a sick sick morning [Re: P-O]
    #11351712 - 10/30/09 02:46 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

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:albundy:




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Re: a sick sick morning [Re: Wasteland]
    #11351720 - 10/30/09 02:47 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

also..... i think you may have tonsillitis:thumbdown:


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Re: a sick sick morning [Re: LoveOverAll]
    #11351739 - 10/30/09 02:50 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Quote:

theblackhole said:
last night i was invited to a halloween party at my freinds cabin, during the day i started preping up in hopes of meeting a girl. i have those little white balls in the back of the throut so i started to pick at it with more vigor than normal and sweezed out like 5 small balls, on a winning streak i went deeped than i ever had and hit the motherload, a juicy nasty as fuck squeeze ball pussed out and i work it out without accidentally swallowing it. i went so deep that i was tearing up my gag reflex for the first time couldnt hold it down and upchucked the eggs i had that morning. some eggs went out through my nose and the smell was so rank i chucked some more, i had to hold my nose while i puked. all that day i could smell that after funk left in my nostrils and felt like shit. so out of fear of haveing some chick puke in my mouth because my nasty innerds i stayed home while somewhere some guy could of been mackin on my next girl. :breakfast:





I almost puked reading that.  BLECCHHH!


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Re: a sick sick morning [Re: MOTH]
    #11351750 - 10/30/09 02:51 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

that was my aim:evil:


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Re: a sick sick morning [Re: LoveOverAll]
    #11351771 - 10/30/09 02:54 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

if the story didnt make you sick, i just googled  tonsillitis... i dnt have it this bad btw.                                                                  http://images.google.com/images?sourceid=navclient&rlz=1T4GGLR_enUS255US256&q=tonsillitis&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi


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Re: a sick sick morning [Re: LoveOverAll]
    #11351799 - 10/30/09 02:58 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Could be mono.

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Re: a sick sick morning [Re: Swyfty Swyf]
    #11351820 - 10/30/09 03:02 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

or herpes sores


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Re: a sick sick morning [Re: LoveOverAll]
    #11351870 - 10/30/09 03:10 PM (7 years, 11 months ago)

Holy shit, I had never heard of tonsil stones before.

I guess you learn something every day. But in this case I wish I wouldn't have.


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