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LoveOverAll
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a sick sick morning
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last night i was invited to a halloween party at my freinds cabin, during the day i started preping up in hopes of meeting a girl. i have those little white balls in the back of the throut so i started to pick at it with more vigor than normal and sweezed out like 5 small balls, on a winning streak i went deeped than i ever had and hit the motherload, a juicy nasty as fuck squeeze ball pussed out and i work it out without accidentally swallowing it. i went so deep that i was tearing up my gag reflex for the first time couldnt hold it down and upchucked the eggs i had that morning. some eggs went out through my nose and the smell was so rank i chucked some more, i had to hold my nose while i puked. all that day i could smell that after funk left in my nostrils and felt like shit. so out of fear of haveing some chick puke in my mouth because my nasty innerds i stayed home while somewhere some guy could of been mackin on my next girl.
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Salomon
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drink some cough meds....
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Wasteland
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Quote:
theblackhole said: little white balls in the back of the throut
WTF?
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LoveOverAll
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Re: a sick sick morning [Re: Wasteland]
#11351711 - 10/30/09 12:46 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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Quote:
Wasteland said:
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theblackhole said: little white balls in the back of the throut
WTF?
tonsil stones
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Neuron
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Re: a sick sick morning [Re: P-O]
#11351712 - 10/30/09 12:46 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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PostiveOutlook said:
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Salomon
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Re: a sick sick morning [Re: Wasteland]
#11351720 - 10/30/09 12:47 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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also..... i think you may have tonsillitis
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MOTH
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Quote:
theblackhole said: last night i was invited to a halloween party at my freinds cabin, during the day i started preping up in hopes of meeting a girl. i have those little white balls in the back of the throut so i started to pick at it with more vigor than normal and sweezed out like 5 small balls, on a winning streak i went deeped than i ever had and hit the motherload, a juicy nasty as fuck squeeze ball pussed out and i work it out without accidentally swallowing it. i went so deep that i was tearing up my gag reflex for the first time couldnt hold it down and upchucked the eggs i had that morning. some eggs went out through my nose and the smell was so rank i chucked some more, i had to hold my nose while i puked. all that day i could smell that after funk left in my nostrils and felt like shit. so out of fear of haveing some chick puke in my mouth because my nasty innerds i stayed home while somewhere some guy could of been mackin on my next girl.
I almost puked reading that. BLECCHHH!
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LoveOverAll
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Re: a sick sick morning [Re: MOTH]
#11351750 - 10/30/09 12:51 PM (14 years, 4 months ago) |
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that was my aim
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LoveOverAll
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Swyfty Swyf
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Could be mono.
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P-O
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or herpes sores
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WakeboardrB
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Holy shit, I had never heard of tonsil stones before.
I guess you learn something every day. But in this case I wish I wouldn't have.
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