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Anonymous #1

My sperm has a really awkward odor.

#11336708 - 10/28/09 06:56 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

:confused:

So I woke up today and masturbated my morning wood away, and when I climaxed it smelled like a farted :confused:

:confused:

Usually my cum smells like body odor........but today it smelled like straight ass......even on my hand it still smelled like I intercepted a cock fart.

What gives?

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Anonymous #2

Re: My sperm has a really awkward odor.

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#11336711 - 10/28/09 07:01 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

It's probably just the faggotry.

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Anonymous #3

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#11336714 - 10/28/09 07:03 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Its the man aids trapped in there from your last ass raping

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Anonymous #1

Re: My sperm has a really awkward odor.

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#11336722 - 10/28/09 07:12 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Does anyone else get an odor from their sperm? I haven't gotten laid in a while so I assumed, maybe my sperm ducts had some old dead sperm in it?

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Anonymous #3

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#11336723 - 10/28/09 07:13 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Noo you are doomed to suffered the embarresament of fart sperm for the rest of your life.

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Anonymous #4

Re: My sperm has a really awkward odor.

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#11336735 - 10/28/09 07:18 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Something you ate or drank.

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Anonymous #5

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#11336931 - 10/28/09 08:37 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Mine smells like garlic real bad, if I eat something really garlic-y.

Terrible for me, because I'm a fucking guinea too.

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Anonymous #6

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#11336994 - 10/28/09 08:53 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

looks like you quailed man...it's the opposite of a queef.

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Anonymous #7

Re: My sperm has a really awkward odor.

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#11337010 - 10/28/09 08:55 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Anonymous #4 said:

Something you ate or drank.

egg-zactly :yesnod:

:yesnod:

sperm just takes on the smell/taste of whatever you're putting into your body

this isa classic case of 'garbage in - garbage out' :cheers:

:cheers:

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Anonymous #8

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#11337519 - 10/28/09 10:45 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

please tell me you at least tasted it to be sure

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Anonymous #9

Re: My sperm has a really awkward odor.

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#11337536 - 10/28/09 10:49 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Anonymous #7 said:

Anonymous #4 said:

Something you ate or drank.

egg-zactly

sperm just takes on the smell/taste of whatever you're putting into your body

this isa classic case of 'garbage in - garbage out'

Mine smells like fruit loops. When I haven't eaten that cereal in years. :shrug:

:shrug:

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Anonymous #10

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#11337668 - 10/28/09 11:17 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Mine always smells like bleach :shrug:

:shrug:

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Anonymous #11

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#11337911 - 10/28/09 11:55 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Anonymous #10 said:

Mine always smells like bleach

Same
its because of the ammonia in our nut.

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Anonymous #12

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#11337933 - 10/28/09 11:57 AM (16 years, 10 months ago)

get that nasty shit outa here and do some reasearch

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Anonymous #1

Re: My sperm has a really awkward odor.

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#11339289 - 10/28/09 03:02 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Usually it smells like my arm pit odor........sometimes it smells like wood ships ( fresh mulch ) .........But this is like roadkill, straight deathly fart smell. I can't find anything online about a mangy odor from sperm, just stuff about meat.

I am a straight vegetarian, and I exercise regularly. Does anyone know if sperm can die inside your body?

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Anonymous #13

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#11339330 - 10/28/09 03:06 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Anonymous #1 said:

So I woke up today and masturbated my morning wood away, and when I climaxed it smelled like a farted

Usually my cum smells like body odor........but today it smelled like straight ass......even on my hand it still smelled like I intercepted a cock fart.

What gives?

take a shower, you jackass.

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Anonymous #1

Re: My sperm has a really awkward odor.

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#11339349 - 10/28/09 03:08 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

How in the fuck would a shower make my sperm smell better you fuck wit? I shower dailey, and my hygeine is emaculate.

You take a shower and I'll blow a fart load right in your mouth........then I'll advise you to brush your fucking teeth. Asshole.

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Anonymous #13

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#11339362 - 10/28/09 03:09 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

ya, whatever bro.

You reek. fucking BO sperm and ass. You disgust me.

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Anonymous #1

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#11339397 - 10/28/09 03:13 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

I'm not your bro. And it only reeks when I get off, which coincidentally is never.

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Anonymous #13

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#11339656 - 10/28/09 03:49 PM (16 years, 10 months ago)

Bro your cum smells like ass. :thumbdown:

:thumbdown:

Go eat some meat.

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