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My sperm has a really awkward odor.
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:confused: So I woke up today and masturbated my morning wood away, and when I climaxed it smelled like a farted :confused:



Usually my cum smells like body odor........but today it smelled like straight ass......even on my hand it still smelled like I intercepted a cock fart.



What gives?

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Re: My sperm has a really awkward odor. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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It's probably just the faggotry.

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Re: My sperm has a really awkward odor. [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Its the man aids trapped in there from your last ass raping

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Re: My sperm has a really awkward odor. [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Does anyone else get an odor from their sperm?  I haven't gotten laid in a while so I assumed, maybe my sperm ducts had some old dead sperm in it?

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Re: My sperm has a really awkward odor. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Noo you are doomed to suffered the embarresament of fart sperm for the rest of your life.

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Re: My sperm has a really awkward odor. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Something you ate or drank.

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Re: My sperm has a really awkward odor. [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Mine smells like garlic real bad, if I eat something really garlic-y.

Terrible for me, because I'm a fucking guinea too.

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Re: My sperm has a really awkward odor. [Re: Anonymous #5]
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looks like you quailed man...it's the opposite of a queef.

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Re: My sperm has a really awkward odor. [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
Something you ate or drank.


egg-zactly  :yesnod:



sperm just takes on the smell/taste of whatever you're putting into your body


this isa classic case of 'garbage in - garbage out'  :cheers:

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Re: My sperm has a really awkward odor. [Re: Anonymous #7]
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please tell me you at least tasted it to be sure

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Re: My sperm has a really awkward odor. [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Anonymous #7 said:
Anonymous #4 said:
Something you ate or drank.


egg-zactly  :yesnod:



sperm just takes on the smell/taste of whatever you're putting into your body


this isa classic case of 'garbage in - garbage out'  :cheers:


Mine smells like fruit loops. When I haven't eaten that cereal in years. :shrug:

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Re: My sperm has a really awkward odor. [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Mine always smells like bleach :shrug:

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Re: My sperm has a really awkward odor. [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Anonymous #10 said:
Mine always smells like bleach :shrug:


Same
its because of the ammonia in our nut.

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Re: My sperm has a really awkward odor. [Re: Anonymous #11]
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get that nasty shit outa here and do some reasearch

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Re: My sperm has a really awkward odor. [Re: Anonymous #12]
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Usually it smells like my arm pit odor........sometimes it smells like wood ships ( fresh mulch ) .........But this is like roadkill, straight deathly fart smell.  I can't find anything online about a mangy odor from sperm, just stuff about meat.



I am a straight vegetarian, and I exercise regularly.  Does anyone know if sperm can die inside your body?

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Re: My sperm has a really awkward odor. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
:confused: So I woke up today and masturbated my morning wood away, and when I climaxed it smelled like a farted :confused:



Usually my cum smells like body odor........but today it smelled like straight ass......even on my hand it still smelled like I intercepted a cock fart.



What gives?


take a shower, you jackass.

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Re: My sperm has a really awkward odor. [Re: Anonymous #13]
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How in the fuck would a shower make my sperm smell better you fuck wit?  I shower dailey, and my hygeine is emaculate. 



You take a shower and I'll blow a fart load right in your mouth........then I'll advise you to brush your fucking teeth. Asshole.

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Re: My sperm has a really awkward odor. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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ya, whatever bro.

You reek.  fucking BO sperm and ass. You disgust me.

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Re: My sperm has a really awkward odor. [Re: Anonymous #13]
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I'm not your bro.  And it only reeks when I get off, which coincidentally is never.

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Re: My sperm has a really awkward odor. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Bro your cum smells like ass.  :thumbdown:

Go eat some meat.

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Re: My sperm has a really awkward odor. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #4 said:
Something you ate or drank.


Anonymous #1 said:
Usually it smells like my arm pit odor........sometimes it smells like wood ships ( fresh mulch ) .........But this is like roadkill, straight deathly fart smell.  I can't find anything online about a mangy odor from sperm, just stuff about meat.



I am a straight vegetarian, and I exercise regularly.  Does anyone know if sperm can die inside your body?


are you by chance a fast-food "vegetarian"?

your diet sucks brobrah, and yeah my sperm has little to no smell I don't think anyone else has shit-jizz, or as I call it, cacaspermia

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Re: My sperm has a really awkward odor. [Re: Anonymous #14]
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I don't touch fast food.  All healthy fresh picked produce, and a ton of bread and other carbs.  I occasionally eat fish and I never it preperpared crap.  I really don't see my diet as the problem.



I masturbated again, and it smelled still, but not as bad.........I really think I had a lot of dead sperm cells in my sperm ducts.

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Re: My sperm has a really awkward odor. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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my sperm is really chunky and it is kinda yellow too not white like normal any reasons why it looks like this

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Re: My sperm has a really awkward odor. [Re: Anonymous #15]
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Make your own thread with your pus fill urethra.



Chunky ass motherfu........

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Re: My sperm has a really awkward odor. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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STD

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Re: My sperm has a really awkward odor. [Re: Anonymous #14]
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What std makes your sperm smell like the mange?

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Re: My sperm has a really awkward odor. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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drin more watter douche

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Re: My sperm has a really awkward odor. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Sperm is supposed to have a faint unique smell somewhat reminescent of live fish. (you smell the free amines Spermine and Spermidine)

If it smells like shit you might have an infection. An ammonia smellm is all wrong too.

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Re: My sperm has a really awkward odor. [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
I don't touch fast food.  All healthy fresh picked produce, and a ton of bread and other carbs.  I occasionally eat fish and I never it preperpared crap.  I really don't see my diet as the problem.


Not that you're gonna wanna hear it, but complex carbs smell pretty bad on the way out. A "ton of bread" is not a healthy dietary description for a vegetarian. There's a reason it's not called "grainatarian."

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Re: My sperm has a really awkward odor. [Re: Anonymous #18]
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Bread leaves an odor of ass in my jizz?





Update:Today when I came it was really chunky, came out in what I would describe as ORBS, and smelled like pure rancid hell.  I think I'm going to a doctor. How much sperm should I take in with me?  Just freeze the stuff?

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