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Re: oral ejaculation etiquette with a new girl? [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous #5 said:
In the mean time just say "Here comes Dr. Zhivago" or something.



fucking gold.  tell me who you are and i will give you 5 shrooms for that.

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Re: oral ejaculation etiquette with a new girl? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Make pleasure noises and move a little bit or something.  It isn't that hard.

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Re: oral ejaculation etiquette with a new girl? [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Anonymous #9 said:
No girls here? I think they would know...anyway I believe when you know is time,make more noise and contract the muscles in the same time...if she doesn't want it she will retreat her mouth, if not 1.She is really stupid and she deserves it 2.She likes it (because you like it). 3 She likes it but she is in denial.

Anonymous #5 said:
In the mean time just say "Here comes Dr. Zhivago" or something.


Not such a good idea... she could turn her head to the door and you will ejaculate in her ear...And she will go:
"Ewwwww...wtf? Where the fuck is Dr.Zhivago?"
"In your ear"
"Oh well... I wish he was a dentist though..."



:ilold:

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Re: oral ejaculation etiquette with a new girl? [Re: Anonymous #14]
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take it to the house

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Re: oral ejaculation etiquette with a new girl? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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just say 'mmmphhh, im gonna cum ohh im gonna cum' a second or so before u do. id be happy with that amount of warning to prepare myself to swallow. if u get hit with it unknowingly u see, it can cause choking/sickness if ur not prepared because whether u like the taste or not, its pretty strong and shocking.

do not say heres johnny. that's a bit weird.

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Re: oral ejaculation etiquette with a new girl? [Re: Anonymous #19]
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*additionally, saying here comes dr zhivago whilst hilarious and brilliant, could cause laughter and biting with great potential to ruin the moment. maybe say that when ur coming somewhere else, like her tits or something and theres more room to laugh.

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Re: oral ejaculation etiquette with a new girl? [Re: Anonymous #14]
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last time a girl went down on me i told her "im about to cum" and as soon as i said that she went at it harder than ever. i blew a huge load right into her head and she loved it swallowed and kept going till i said i was done. never talked to her again but damn was that the best head i ever got.

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Re: oral ejaculation etiquette with a new girl? [Re: Anonymous #20]
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i usually just let it off when they are at full swallow.  so she has no choice.

:evil:

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Re: oral ejaculation etiquette with a new girl? [Re: Anonymous #15]
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that's just asking for a bitten penis though, isn't it..

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Re: oral ejaculation etiquette with a new girl? [Re: Anonymous #19]
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normally when its a new girl i say "oh im gonna cum" so she has some warning so she doesnt back off when i cum, and so that she knows to keep going strong as i cum.

I hate when a girl slows down just as you are or about to cum.

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Re: oral ejaculation etiquette with a new girl? [Re: Anonymous #21]
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My gf likes to give me head and drink my semen, but she really needs to work on her swallowing technique. She never gets it all down and i end up shooting like 3 or 4 squirts into the air after she lifts her head up.....maybe i just cum too much???

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Re: oral ejaculation etiquette with a new girl? [Re: Anonymous #4]
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After reading this I need to go get my girl to blow my mind away....

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Re: oral ejaculation etiquette with a new girl? [Re: Anonymous #22]
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Once your dick is in her mouth there is no etiquette.

Edited by Anonymous (09/29/09 03:22 AM)

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Re: oral ejaculation etiquette with a new girl? [Re: Anonymous #23]
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if she deep throats, i highly suggest you let her know and shove ur cock all the way in to her throat.
It will just go down without her having to deal with it on her tongue and face, also it feels fucking terrific.

i like to pull it out and say something like "alright, ill let you do that again if your nice."

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Re: oral ejaculation etiquette with a new girl? [Re: Anonymous #24]
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I just jizz when I'm gonna jizz, no complaints so far.  :shrug:

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Re: oral ejaculation etiquette with a new girl? [Re: Anonymous #14]
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just grab her head and thrust it down her throat.. duh

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Re: oral ejaculation etiquette with a new girl? [Re: Anonymous #25]
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this thread contains teh lulz

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Re: oral ejaculation etiquette with a new girl? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Just as you're about to cum, let out a terrible high-pitched screech to let her know.

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Re: oral ejaculation etiquette with a new girl? [Re: Anonymous #26]
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Anonymous #26 said:
Just as you're about to cum, let out a terrible high-pitched screech to let her know.


something like this'll do

http://www.freecreed.com/downloads/wavs/e_wavs/eagle.wav

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