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Car broke down, got my tow truck driver HIIIIIIIIIGH. * 1
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Welp, walked out of the hardware store today to find that my truck was stuck in park.  Not the "stuck-in-park-because-my-wheel-is-locked" stuck, stuck like "I can turn my car on, I can turn the wheel freely, but I"m stuck in park".  We determined it was the solenoid that tells my transmission that my brakes are pushed in. 

Welp, the tow truck driver shows up quick as shit (he was actually there before AAA called me to tell me when he'd be there).  We towed it to a garage right off of campus about a block from my house, and before we can even get it off the truck, the guy behind the desk at the shop tells me about a "manual overdrive" that can pop my truck out of park so that the wheels can turn.

Well, since it wasn't a pertinent problem, I decided I'd save it for another day.  Since I didn't have any cash to tip the tow truck driver, I asked him if he wanted to roll back to my spot (one block away) and blaze.  Now, typically I don't just ask people sporatically, but he was a chill late-twenties black guy with dreds down to his ass.  At first I was a bit hesitant, since I have lots of nice shit in my apt and I dont know shit about this guy - but the vibes he was puttin off were definitely positive.

Anyways, he agrees to the session - and we come back and I got him STOOOOONED.  I had him hittin the volcano (he only smokes blunts - obviously), smokin hash oil out of my bowl ("what's that small hole?"), and was lettin him drink my beer.

The whole time he couldn't believe his luck.  It truly made his day, I could tell.  He was like "man, I feel like you've introduced me to a whole new level of smoking.  I mean, I'm a pothead, but this is like the discovery of the internet for me".

:rofl:

What a great day.  :thumbup: to him.

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Re: Car broke down, got my tow truck driver HIIIIIIIIIGH. [Re: memes]
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I want someone to get me high when I do my job. :thumbup: to you.


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Re: Car broke down, got my tow truck driver HIIIIIIIIIGH. [Re: z_x_x_z]
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dr_gonz said:
he stole your 'cano!


Lol, when I read this my head did a LIGHTNING snap around to the right to make sure it was still there - hahaha :rofl:

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Re: Car broke down, got my tow truck driver HIIIIIIIIIGH. [Re: memes]
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Oh yeah - I forgot to mention.  I taught him how to make a GB (and let him hit mine).  He loved it!  He was amazed at the efficiency of it.

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Re: Car broke down, got my tow truck driver HIIIIIIIIIGH. [Re: memes]
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Yeah, that is a really sweet tip! If people tipped in Volcano sessions, I would become a server right now.

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Re: Car broke down, got my tow truck driver HIIIIIIIIIGH. [Re: gzuf]
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FUCK YEAH :highfive:


Getting people high and happy FTW.

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Re: Car broke down, got my tow truck driver HIIIIIIIIIGH. [Re: memes]
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meams said:
I mean, I'm a pothead, but this is like the discovery of the internet for me".



:rofl:


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Re: Car broke down, got my tow truck driver HIIIIIIIIIGH. [Re: Penguarky Tunguin] * 1
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Re: Car broke down, got my tow truck driver HIIIIIIIIIGH. [Re: Entropymancer]
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Re: Car broke down, got my tow truck driver HIIIIIIIIIGH. [Re: citricacidx]
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Yay!  Thanks for all the approving responses guys!  Boostin' my mood this evening - thanks :thumbup:




:rastana:

:dancingbacon:

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Re: Car broke down, got my tow truck driver HIIIIIIIIIGH. [Re: memes]
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I have always wanted to do somethin like that.

Although it reminds me of the time the cable guy asked my mom if she knew i had a bong in my bedroom:cool:

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Re: Car broke down, got my tow truck driver HIIIIIIIIIGH. [Re: Fort Mushroom]
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Way to make that dudes day.

In over five years of working at an in-home repair service a customer only blazed me up once, and it made my fuckin day!

5 for you


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Re: Car broke down, got my tow truck driver HIIIIIIIIIGH. [Re: Fort Mushroom]
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Fort Mushroom said:
Although it reminds me of the time the cable guy asked my mom if she knew i had a bong in my bedroom:cool:


That's HILARIOUS!

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Re: Car broke down, got my tow truck driver HIIIIIIIIIGH. [Re: memes]
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*knock knock*

Oh hey remember me, we smoked a little bit ago...

I think I must have forgot my badge here.

FREEZE MOTHER FUCKER GET ON THE GROUND!!!

ha no I hope not.

Seriously that is cool as fuck of you.


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Sending me free spores is welcomed and encouraged.

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Re: Car broke down, got my tow truck driver HIIIIIIIIIGH. [Re: SayWhat]
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I thought about that scenario earlier when I was still super stoned (and slightly paranoid).  Then I remembered that he was cool as fuck, and that I have a gun, big knife, and brass knuckles.

:shrug: 

I keep my 24kg kettlebell in front of my front door - lol.




Anybody breaking into my apt will be slowed down long enough by it to allow me to grab my glock.

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Re: Car broke down, got my tow truck driver HIIIIIIIIIGH. [Re: memes]
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Haha nice man, grab that glock!

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Re: Car broke down, got my tow truck driver HIIIIIIIIIGH. [Re: Drchemist]
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this story is absolute and total :awebig:


:awedance:


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Re: Car broke down, got my tow truck driver HIIIIIIIIIGH. [Re: the bizzle]
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Thanks :smile:


I'm goin to bed, night all!

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Re: Car broke down, got my tow truck driver HIIIIIIIIIGH. [Re: the bizzle]
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:peace:

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