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Buried Alive
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If you were to sedate someone and bury them alive would it make sense to bury them face down? What do you think would happen when they wake up, they might think there punching their way to the top like in Kill Bill, but they really be pushing towards China, or something.

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Re: Buried Alive [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Forgot about the effects of gravity?  :failboat:

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Re: Buried Alive [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Realistically, no one would be able to dig themselves out of a grave, provided they were buried at least a few feet down, no matter which way they were facing.  Of course you realize you would probably go to hell for that, right?

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Re: Buried Alive [Re: Anonymous #3]
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to be fair, OP was already going to hell anyway for having a inconsentual 3some with a gorilla and a 4 year old malaysian boy

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Re: Buried Alive [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Anonymous #4 said:
regardless of being a nigger, OP was already not going to get paid anyway for having a inhonest job ethic in a diverse establishment in a fair country



fixed

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Re: Buried Alive [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Anonymous #3 said:
YOU WOULD PROBABLY GO TO HELL FOR THAT



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Re: Buried Alive [Re: Anonymous #1]
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They would run out of oxygen and die before ever waking up, methinks.

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Re: Buried Alive [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Id never bury them alive as I'd be mad worried that there would be a tiny chance of them living and getting vengence on my ass. Dismemberment FTW

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Re: Buried Alive [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
Forgot about the effects of gravity?  :failboat:



exactly what I was thinking  :lol:

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Re: Buried Alive [Re: Anonymous #9]
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First you should knock them unconscious with a rock when they ride past your house on a motorcycle. After that you should DSTSB. Then you can bury them face down.

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Re: Buried Alive [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Anonymous #9 said:
Anonymous #2 said:
Forgot about the effects of gravity?  :failboat:



exactly what I was thinking  :lol:



You can't tell which way is up when you're compressed on all sides by dirt. That's why they tell you you let a little drool run down your cheek if you're ever caught in an avalanche.

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Re: Buried Alive [Re: Anonymous #10]
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good to know if i am ever in an avalanche. i never knew that. learn something new everyday

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Re: Buried Alive [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Anonymous #10 said:
You can't tell which way is up when you're compressed on all sides by dirt



aahhh...see...I was thinking you were talking about a more traditional burial here (Like witha coffin an shit)



I can see how doing it like that would work  :yesnod:

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