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oral ejaculation etiquette with a new girl?
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I'm just wondering...if you're with a girl you've never been with before, and she's going down on you and you can't contain it anymore, are you supposed to warn her?

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Re: oral ejaculation etiquette with a new girl? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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probably can't hurt

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Re: oral ejaculation etiquette with a new girl? [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
probably can't hurt


but what if i dont?

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Re: oral ejaculation etiquette with a new girl? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Anonymous #1 said:
Anonymous #2 said:
probably can't hurt


but what if i dont?


your a jackass. i mean there is a solid chance she might be down anyway :laugh:

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Re: oral ejaculation etiquette with a new girl? [Re: Anonymous #3]
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If you don't then..oops! Say it was going so good that you just forgot.

If a girl is going down on you she obviously knows that you might cum. If she didnt ask you to warn her, she will probably think its HER fault for not saying so anyway. If not, she likes it.

:thumbup:

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Re: oral ejaculation etiquette with a new girl? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Yeah just let her know.

If you take the element of surprise away and she still swallows then you know she's a keeper.

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Re: oral ejaculation etiquette with a new girl? [Re: Anonymous #5]
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well in all honesty, i just feel kinda goofy saying "uwuaah...I'm about to cum"

any suggestions for ways to sound less retarded?  tapping her on the head might not get the point across if you haven't yet developed that unspoken understanding


plus, I figure the sudden muscle spasms might be fair warning lol

Edited by Anonymous (09/20/09 03:25 PM)

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Re: oral ejaculation etiquette with a new girl? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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in my experience if a girl's about to go down on me the first thing she usually says is "don't cum in my mouth"

if she don't tell you not to... SKEET SKEET SKEET

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Re: oral ejaculation etiquette with a new girl? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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A new girl might not be able to read the non verbal signals the first few times, after a little while she'll develop awesome cock control.

In the mean time just say "Here comes Dr. Zhivago" or something.

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Re: oral ejaculation etiquette with a new girl? [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #6 said:
in my experience if a girl's about to go down on me the first thing she usually says is "don't cum in my mouth"

if she don't tell you not to... SKEET SKEET SKEET





This is a funny thread but I agree with what he said...  ^ rofflmfao :P

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Re: oral ejaculation etiquette with a new girl? [Re: Anonymous #6]
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Anonymous #5 said:
just say "Here comes Dr. Zhivago" or something.


:ilold: :rofl:


Anonymous #6 said:
SKEET SKEET SKEET


hahah or maybe this

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Re: oral ejaculation etiquette with a new girl? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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make some kind of noise that is different from the usual mm while she's doing it, maybe make the noise a little louder... she will probably ask you, but if not, don't worry about it...unless you're one of those annoying quiet types that make no pleasure noise at all.

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Re: oral ejaculation etiquette with a new girl? [Re: Anonymous #8]
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No girls here? I think they would know...anyway I believe when you know is time,make more noise and contract the muscles in the same time...if she doesn't want it she will retreat her mouth, if not 1.She is really stupid and she deserves it 2.She likes it (because you like it). 3 She likes it but she is in denial.

Anonymous #5 said:
In the mean time just say "Here comes Dr. Zhivago" or something.


Not such a good idea... she could turn her head to the door and you will ejaculate in her ear...And she will go:
"Ewwwww...wtf? Where the fuck is Dr.Zhivago?"
"In your ear"
"Oh well... I wish he was a dentist though..."

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Re: oral ejaculation etiquette with a new girl? [Re: Anonymous #9]
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WTFFFFFFFFFFFFF

why is this a problem my gfs have always told me my seamen tastes good
my current gf makes the mmmmmmmmmmmmmm sounds when i cum in her mouth

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Re: oral ejaculation etiquette with a new girl? [Re: Anonymous #10]
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Do you eat a lot of fruit?

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Re: oral ejaculation etiquette with a new girl? [Re: Anonymous #11]
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no, its just coaster

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Re: oral ejaculation etiquette with a new girl? [Re: Anonymous #12]
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i smoke a lotta dr00gz that helps :volcano:

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Re: oral ejaculation etiquette with a new girl? [Re: Anonymous #10]
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i think I'm just gonna say "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's JOHNNY!" and go in her mouth anyway

Edited by Anonymous (09/23/09 02:24 AM)

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Re: oral ejaculation etiquette with a new girl? [Re: Anonymous #1]
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:lol: Unless she specifically said not to, I wouldn't even think twice about it.

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Re: oral ejaculation etiquette with a new girl? [Re: Anonymous #13]
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If you want her to do it again, warn her.

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