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citricacidx
FunGuy

Registered: 07/23/07
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Re: Live Nude Cunts

[Re: CaptainH13]
#11067145 - 09/15/09 10:57 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Gastronomicus said:

Nah I work at a little Lebanese joint. I had to push 4 extra tables onto our biggest table to fit them all. Plus they were big drinkers and I was on my game. All in all they had 16 beers (3.50 each) 8 glasses of wine (4.50-8.50) and 10 shots of Arak, which is like Ouzo (6.00 each). And they made me split the bill up into 9 separate checks, which was an absolute pain in the ass to keep track of. But I dunnit, and now I'm a paid man.

I'm half lebanese :awesome:

:awesome:

CaptainH13 said:

while i bet that taste it looks horrid.

Yeah, definitely not pretty lookin, but I demolished it.

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blazenn
rawdog the whale.

Registered: 05/13/09
Posts: 4,584
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Re: Live Nude Cunts

[Re: CaptainH13]
#11067146 - 09/15/09 10:57 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

damnnn that sounds like one hell of a legit setup.

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Gastronomicus
3-0-G

Registered: 03/31/05
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Re: Live Nude Cunts

[Re: sui]
#11067156 - 09/15/09 10:58 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Shit man you think that's small? We're not really too ritzy a place, but consider my previous biggest tip was floating around 25 dollars. Most entrees, even our lamb chops are between 10 and 15 dollars. I consider 80 bucks, plus the 20 or so that ends up on my pay check, for a 5 hour shift to be pretty damn good.
thats why the tip was so small, they allways tip smaller if you split the check, its a psychological thing, the bigger the total on the check the bigger the tip.

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fatso

Registered: 05/14/09
Posts: 3,088
Loc: LA

Last seen: 14 years, 1 month

Re: Live Nude Cunts

[Re: Gastronomicus]
#11067171 - 09/15/09 11:01 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

im doqw with the lnc and poids

i probably wont rember tjhis sthread tomorow

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citricacidx
FunGuy

Registered: 07/23/07
Posts: 9,027
Loc: GA
Last seen: 13 years, 1 month

Re: Live Nude Cunts

[Re: fatso]

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#11067215 - 09/15/09 11:07 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

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niteowl
GrandPaw

Registered: 07/01/03
Posts: 16,291
Loc:

Re: Live Nude Cunts

[Re: citricacidx]
#11067227 - 09/15/09 11:08 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

:ilold:

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sui
Lucky Shot Inc. 🍀

Registered: 08/20/04
Posts: 33,315
Loc: Cali, Contra Costa Co.

Re: Live Nude Cunts

[Re: citricacidx]
#11067231 - 09/15/09 11:08 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

citricacidx said:

Quote:

said:

what a jackass

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blazenn
rawdog the whale.

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Re: Live Nude Cunts

[Re: citricacidx]
#11067255 - 09/15/09 11:12 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

hahahahahahahahaha

that's great

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niteowl
GrandPaw

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Re: Live Nude Cunts

[Re: sui]
#11067256 - 09/15/09 11:12 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

He should have said Mycotopia :smilingpuppy:

:smilingpuppy:

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CaptainH13
Scum

Registered: 10/29/04
Posts: 10,287

Re: Live Nude Cunts

[Re: blazenn]
#11067263 - 09/15/09 11:13 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

blazenn said:

damnnn that sounds like one hell of a legit setup.

I still have Most of the indys. Still use the fuckers too.

Neon was the fucking shit. :awesome:

:awesome:

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citricacidx
FunGuy

Registered: 07/23/07
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Re: Live Nude Cunts

[Re: niteowl]
#11067275 - 09/15/09 11:15 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

niteowl said:

He should have said Mycotopia

i've... i've never heard of it :hissyfit:

:hissyfit:

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blazenn
rawdog the whale.

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Re: Live Nude Cunts

[Re: CaptainH13]
#11067304 - 09/15/09 11:19 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

lol i wish i could've been around for the skate scene in the 80s
but then again after looking at the fashion of those days i'm glad i wasn't!
my uncle skated from like 80 or 81 till 88 when he was paralyzed. he still has all his old boards and when i got into skating in 02' i put together a setup of his and learned to ollie with it
lately theres been this kid coming up to the skatepark with an old vision board with gullwing trucks and i always take runs in the bowl on it. soooo much fun doing airs on that thing lol

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OrganizedChaos
Stoned....

Registered: 04/19/09
Posts: 1,952
Last seen: 13 years, 8 months

Re: Live Nude Cunts

[Re: blazenn]
#11067329 - 09/15/09 11:22 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

:rofl:

:rofl:

:rofl:

I finally found the LNC.

I'm fucking :awebig:

:awebig:

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citricacidx
FunGuy

Registered: 07/23/07
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Re: Live Nude Cunts

[Re: blazenn]
#11067341 - 09/15/09 11:24 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

the drifter who talked to me tonight looks just like the guy in your avatar

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blazenn
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Re: Live Nude Cunts

[Re: citricacidx]
#11067350 - 09/15/09 11:25 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

hahahaha

did he go by willy james huff? better known as funky chicken

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Ima Trooper
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Re: Live Nude Cunts

[Re: blazenn]
#11067379 - 09/15/09 11:30 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

I'm high.

Bisexual prairie dogs.

Discuss.

:vaped:

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niteowl
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Re: Live Nude Cunts

[Re: citricacidx]
#11067388 - 09/15/09 11:31 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

citricacidx said:

niteowl said:

He should have said Mycotopia

i've... i've never heard of it

Surly you jest

you have never heard of Mycotopia
shroomerys arch enemy :evil:

:evil:

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CaptainH13
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Posts: 10,287

Re: Live Nude Cunts

[Re: blazenn]
#11067390 - 09/15/09 11:32 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

hah. I only Caught the last few years of it,but that shit was beyond awesome.

Get all Locced out,and do smith grinds on Curbs all day,while trying to look tuff,hah.

You hippies may note Timothy Leary in there,of all fucking places.

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OrganizedChaos
Stoned....

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Re: Live Nude Cunts

[Re: Ima Trooper]
#11067398 - 09/15/09 11:33 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

Ima Trooper said:

I'm high.

Bisexual prairie dogs.

Discuss.

I had a prairie dog once.
Fucking meaner than shit.
Bite me and would dangle from my arm.

Got rid of it quickly after a couple times of that.
I don't know who thought they were meant to be pets.

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sui
Lucky Shot Inc. 🍀

Registered: 08/20/04
Posts: 33,315
Loc: Cali, Contra Costa Co.

Re: Live Nude Cunts

[Re: niteowl]
#11067401 - 09/15/09 11:33 PM (16 years, 11 months ago)

niteowl said:

citricacidx said:

niteowl said:

He should have said Mycotopia

i've... i've never heard of it

Surly you jest

you have never heard of Mycotopia
shroomerys arch enemy

they arnt even cool eneough to be our enemy, more like arch fleabite.

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