Pig in 16th century: Sorry witch, I'm not really superstitious but the law says that black arts practitioners must burn at the stake, and I've gotta uphold the law.
Pig in 19th century: Sorry nigger, I disagree with slavery laws but you shouldn't have tried to run away from the master. That's ILLEGAL. I'm takng you back.
Pig in 20th century Germany: SOrry Jew/gypsy/fag, I think the final solution is bullshit, but the law says I've gotta round you guys up and put you on trains. Yeah its a dumb law, but its ILLEGAL to be a hebe, shoulda thought about that before eh?
Pig in 21st century: Yeah, everyone knows pot laws are bullshit, but its ILLEGAL. Into the fucking cage with you, dirty worthless hippie.
Call me crazy, but if I were a pig I would have a mighty bad internal struggle with that.
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