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The place that brought you deep-fried Twinkies has taken fat food to a whole new level.

Since 2005, the State Fair of Texas has invited its vendors to create new and interesting food offerings. In recent years, we’ve seen such artery cloggers as Texas Fried Cookie Dough and Chicken Fried Bacon.

On Tuesday, State Fair officials released the eight finalists for this year’s fifth annual Big Tex Choice Awards, and on the list is this gem: Deep Fried Butter. It’s exactly as it sounds, butter that’s seasoned, battered up and deep-fried. For those counting, a stick of butter has 810 calories— before it’s deep-fried.

Other finalists, all of which end up in the deep fryer: Green Goblins (stuffed cherry peppers); Twisted Yam on a Stick (rolled in butter, cinnamon and sugar); Fernie’s Deep Fried Peaches and Cream (this one’s messy); Texas Fried Pecan Pie (drizzled with caramel sauce); Country Fried Pork Chips (dip ’em in gravy); Sweet Jalapeño Corn Dog Shrimp (don’t mess with corny dogs); and Fried Peanut Butter Macaroon (just as it sounds).

Judges will announce the winners Monday.

Bypass surgery to follow.

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Statisticons_win said:

fuck them!!

we should also revoke their rights a medicine!!!!!!!!!!

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dstark said:

Marijuana is illegel and i bet it does less harm(if any) than this Fried food, this food kills 

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deep fried butter is probably worse for tyour heart thaneight balls of cocaine.

and yer soul too.

Statisticons_win said:

your health is in large part your responsibility and I f you wanna eat deep fried buuter then fuck you especially the fat fucks that engage in those diets prolly don't have insurance so that money has to come from somewhere.  Us.

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Why the fuck do you care what they eat

that is the same as people dissing drug users

God damn druggies don't deserve health care