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Getting my first professional massage..
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A few weeks ago I helped this lady fix her computer at work.  She was having trouble getting Office Mac files to open in Office 2007 and I showed her how to repair them blah blah blah for about a half an hour.  When I was done she was so grateful I got it fixed for her she told me she owns a muscular therapy center a few towns over from where I live and handed me her card and wrote me a free half hour massage!  I just called her 5 minutes ago and I have an appointment for Tuesday!  I'm excited. 

:lol:  She was like, "Yeah I was walking away from the counter thinking, crap I probably didn't explain that too well, I don't want him to get the wrong idea.  Don't worry it's not all sleazy or anything. :lol: "

I go, "Aww, dammit!"  and she LOL'ed. 

She said it's deep tissue so I'm kind of nervous.  I don't want this to be a beating session.  I fly to Vegas the next day and I wanna be in tip top shape!  :grin:

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Re: Getting my first professional massage.. [Re: Newbie]
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I could use a good deep tissue massage :aweoverdose:


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Re: Getting my first professional massage.. [Re: Newbie]
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Deep in her tissue?


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Re: Getting my first professional massage.. [Re: AcidTG]
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AcidTG said:
Deep in her tissue?




AAHAHAHAAAHAAAHAHAAAAA!!!!    :lol:  :rofl:  :grin:



HAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA!!!  HAAHAAHAAA














HAAHAAHAAHAAA!!!

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Re: Getting my first professional massage.. [Re: AcidTG]
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I like getting my tissues deeply massaged :naughty:


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Re: Getting my first professional massage.. [Re: Newbie]
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yep. i'm thinking you're going to get laid maybe
be prepared at the least. :P


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Re: Getting my first professional massage.. [Re: Coaster]
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Coaster said:
I like getting my tissues deeply massaged :naughty:


this sounds gay . :P


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