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cv

Edited by DeadHearts (09/23/09 08:13 PM)

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Re: i just fucked my girl while she was sleeping [Re: DeadHearts]
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saw this video, maybe maury, whenever i watched tv years ago..

dude did the same thing to his wife...except she got pregnant, like twice i think.

thats how she found out, and thus took him onto some gaudy show.


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Re: i just fucked my girl while she was sleeping [Re: dysphoria]
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hah, my girl is on birth control. at least she says she is.

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Re: i just fucked my girl while she was sleeping [Re: DeadHearts]
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Did she moan and grind you?


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Re: i just fucked my girl while she was sleeping [Re: DeadHearts]
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Is she drunk or on any other substances?


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Re: i just fucked my girl while she was sleeping [Re: DeadHearts]
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She didn't wake up?
Heavy sleeper.


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Re: i just fucked my girl while she was sleeping [Re: alternatereality]
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I swear I've seen this on the internet somewhere.


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Re: i just fucked my girl while she was sleeping [Re: pfxtc]
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cc

Edited by DeadHearts (09/23/09 08:16 PM)

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Re: i just fucked my girl while she was sleeping [Re: alternatereality]
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Damn dude you should probably wake her up and make sure she gets some water if she didn't or she is gonna be waking up with a bitchin headache AND sore legs.

Asshole. :lol:

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jn [Re: DeadHearts]
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lkn

Edited by DeadHearts (09/23/09 08:17 PM)

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Re: i just fucked my girl while she was sleeping [Re: pfxtc]
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http://www.pocketfives.com/poker-forums/13/desperate-mother-in-crisis-son-needs-salvation-2808246/p/2808462

It used to be on yahoo answers but I guess it got deleted.
That's what this reminded me of for some reason. :lol:


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Re: i just fucked my girl while she was sleeping [Re: alternatereality]
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alternatereality said:
http://www.pocketfives.com/poker-forums/13/desperate-mother-in-crisis-son-needs-salvation-2808246/p/2808462

It used to be on yahoo answers but I guess it got deleted.
That's what this reminded me of for some reason. :lol:



oh god. well all i can say is i do not live in the woods in Kentucky...
thats just horrible ha!

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Re: i just fucked my girl while she was sleeping [Re: DeadHearts]
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I once had a girlfriend that was on meds because of a car accident that had happened and she liked to drink.  I just so happened that she used to let me fuck her on nights she drank, and she would wake up at my house in my bed naked.  Upon waking, she would get dressed at a frantic pace so that I couldn't see her naked.  I never understood it until one day I was talking with her about our sex, and she acted like she had no clue what I was talking about. 

That was how I learned that pharmaceuticals and alcohol aren't always the best combination.  Before then, I had no idea. 

It seems that I wasn't the only one that she would let fuck her while she was drunk on meds.  Needless to say, we're not together anymore.

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Re: i just fucked my girl while she was sleeping [Re: Texmex]
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Just another day at the Pub.

That's wrong though bro.


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Re: i just fucked my girl while she was sleeping [Re: alternatereality]
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so u fucked a girl repeatedly and she never had any recollection of it
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah wut a chump


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Re: i just fucked my girl while she was sleeping [Re: Texmex]
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Texmex said:
I once had a girlfriend that was on meds because of a car accident that had happened and she liked to drink.  I just so happened that she used to let me fuck her on nights she drank, and she would wake up at my house in my bed naked.  Upon waking, she would get dressed at a frantic pace so that I couldn't see her naked.  I never understood it until one day I was talking with her about our sex, and she acted like she had no clue what I was talking about. 

That was how I learned that pharmaceuticals and alcohol aren't always the best combination.  Before then, I had no idea. 

It seems that I wasn't the only one that she would let fuck her while she was drunk on meds.  Needless to say, we're not together anymore.



yeah thats not a cool situation. my girl does not get drunk that often and we had joked about this before. i remember saying "theres no way, you would wake up for sure!" :wink:

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Re: i just fucked my girl while she was sleeping [Re: DeadHearts]
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I fuck sober, awake chicks, and they always come back for more :sun:


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Re: i just fucked my girl while she was sleeping [Re: Ferris]
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Ferris said:
I fuck sober, awake chicks, and they always come back for more :sun:



me too. squirt squirt. sux changing the sheets so often tho :frown:

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Re: i just fucked my girl while she was sleeping [Re: DeadHearts]
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i used to have sex in the laundry room in the dorms
no mess to be made
:doggystyle::doggystyle::doggystyle::doggystyle::doggystyle::doggystyle:


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Re: i just fucked my girl while she was sleeping [Re: Coaster]
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This isn't related, but I just got a flashback to the good ol days when we'd go piss in all the dryers in the dorm laundry room.  Good fuckin times.


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