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Trump Frantically Googling What The President Does * 6
    #23822592 - 11/11/16 10:38 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

AS THE wave of euphoria and protests which greeted his election victory have died down, Donald Trump gave consideration for the first time to what the actual jobs, tasks and responsibilities a president had.

Crouched out of the view of his family and campaign staff, Trump began searching various Wikipedia entries in a bid to find out just what he is expected to do come his inauguration January 20th.



Reading that his inauguration was pencilled in for the end of January, the president-elect then began googling once more in an effort to pin down what exactly an inauguration is.

“Shit,” Trump muttered under his breath after realising the job extended beyond repeating the phrase Make America Great Again for 4 years straight. Trump was then further frustrated when a search for ‘wet T-shirt competitions – White House law’ returned no results.

It is believed current US President Barack Obama met with Trump yesterday to discuss the transition of power between the two, in a meeting that should have lasted 10 minutes.

“Barack kept mentioning things like ‘policies’ and ‘responsibilities and specific terms relating to governance, but Trump simply spent the next 90 minutes repeatedly asking ‘yes, but what does a president do?'” explained a White House aide, privy to their conversation.
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Re: Trump Frantically Googling What The President Does [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #23822611 - 11/11/16 10:47 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

What a great bedtime story :popcorn:


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Re: Trump Frantically Googling What The President Does [Re: LogicaL Chaos] * 1
    #23822623 - 11/11/16 10:51 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Trump will resign and say running his own business is more fun.


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Re: Trump Frantically Googling What The President Does [Re: qman]
    #23822649 - 11/11/16 11:03 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Seems being President is mostly entertaining people and having fun.  With the occasional speech and policy amendment.


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Re: Trump Frantically Googling What The President Does [Re: Morel Guy]
    #23822693 - 11/11/16 11:20 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Morel Guy said:
Seems being President is mostly entertaining people and having fun.  With the occasional speech and policy amendment.




Don't forget big parties, traveling the world and playing lots of golf

***if Obama could do it, how hard can it be? :shrug:


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Re: Trump Frantically Googling What The President Does [Re: hostileuniverse] * 1
    #23822769 - 11/11/16 11:48 AM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Obama is a gentlemen, Trump is not.


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Re: Trump Frantically Googling What The President Does [Re: Morel Guy]
    #23823258 - 11/11/16 02:53 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

the president really only has to do shit when there's a war
he can write his own laws if he wants to
but really he's there to veto shit he doesn't like


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Re: Trump Frantically Googling What The President Does [Re: Morel Guy] * 4
    #23823308 - 11/11/16 03:11 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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Obama is a gentlemen, Trump is not.






***:lol:


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Re: Trump Frantically Googling What The President Does [Re: hostileuniverse] * 3
    #23823313 - 11/11/16 03:12 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Dumb


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Re: Trump Frantically Googling What The President Does [Re: Morel Guy] * 1
    #23823371 - 11/11/16 03:27 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

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Dumb





***worst president ever


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Re: Trump Frantically Googling What The President Does [Re: hostileuniverse] * 2
    #23823431 - 11/11/16 03:50 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

I am sorry but I fail to have your delusional mindset to make any connections you are trying to claim exist.


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Re: Trump Frantically Googling What The President Does [Re: Morel Guy]
    #23823637 - 11/11/16 05:22 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

Quote:

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Seems being President is mostly entertaining people and having fun.  With the occasional speech and policy amendment.




Seems like it huh?

I'll have to check

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Re: Trump Frantically Googling What The President Does [Re: LobsterSauce] * 1
    #23824210 - 11/11/16 09:47 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

And in other News, a Dentist waiting room contains a disproportionate number of Boating Magazines.

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PATIENTS waiting for treatment in a Waterford dental clinic have informed WWN of the curious ration of magazines about boats to magazine about any other topic in the waiting room.

Maguires Dental on St. Kenneth’s street in Waterford city appears to have four magazines about maritime affairs in it’s 9-strong pile of reading literature, with the remainder of the browsing material consisting of 5-year-old issues of Heat, Bella, and an Argos catalogue from 2012 with the back cover ripped off.

Declan Hanlon, in for a filling, spoke exclusively to WWN about the difficulties in passing the time in the waiting room when one hasn’t got much interest in yachting or yacht maintenance.

“I’m here over an hour like, and I’ve read up on Ashton Kutcher getting divorced from Demi Moore, the price of an electric shower, and how to make sure you’ve hired the right people to de-barnacle the side of your boat” said Hanlin, sounding kinda funny because his jaw is sore.

“Whoever puts out the magazines, take a bow. I’ve seen some terrible reading material in waiting rooms in my time, but Jesus Christ this stuff is the worst. Trust me, if you’re coming to this place, you sure as fuck don’t need to learn about boat maintenance”.

When pressed for better magazines in the waiting room, staff at Maguire Dental said they’d have a root around in a skip at the weekend, if they had time.



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Re: Trump Frantically Googling What The President Does [Re: shadyy]
    #23824217 - 11/11/16 09:49 PM (7 years, 2 months ago)

meanwhile i'm frantically googling 'how 2 mek bitches cum' lol jk :grin:


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Re: Trump Frantically Googling What The President Does [Re: g00ru]
    #26415450 - 01/04/20 02:15 AM (4 years, 26 days ago)

How far did we get?


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    #26415458 - 01/04/20 02:30 AM (4 years, 26 days ago)

Quote:

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meanwhile i'm frantically googling 'how 2 mek bitches cum' lol jk :grin:






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Re: Trump Frantically Googling What The President Does [Re: LobsterSauce]
    #26416148 - 01/04/20 02:53 PM (4 years, 26 days ago)

He forgot to Google himself one time thou:



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