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I'm getting laid this year
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All right so here's my situation I'm still a fucking  senior again in high school I'm 18 i consider myself a pretty good looking guy  but I'm  still a virgin.I'm not good with girls or i wouldn't be posting this i have a problem with starting a conversation with women i think that's my main problem.also another one of my problems is what psychedelics have done to me they just really put me out of place, diminished my ego.currently i haven't touched a psychedelic in about two months and feel that I'm slowly coming back to a more steady mind state.so basically I'm asking for advice,on women or what i should do any  help full tips will be appreciated. i think I'm going to take a much needed break from psychs i got two weeks before school starts so i need to start practicing my game.

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Re: I'm getting laid this year [Re: Anonymous #1]
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The game is lame.
Be yourself. It will do much more to get you laid than building up and practicing ego games.

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Re: I'm getting laid this year [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Girls eat guys like you up.  If they know you're a virgin you're almost guaranteed sex.  Good luck!

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Re: I'm getting laid this year [Re: Anonymous #3]
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LOL. Tips? Don't make a big deal out of it...it'll happen. Be yourself. Wear a rubber. Don't be a bastard. GL! GIT R DONE!

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Re: I'm getting laid this year [Re: Anonymous #4]
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Dude I didn't lose my v's till the start of this year and I'm 20 in a few months. Just be yourself, show the girl your confident but most of all don't act like a sleaze.

Have a few brews to help with your nerves. And start working your magic (optional) if you have any :laugh: good luck

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Re: I'm getting laid this year [Re: Anonymous #5]
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The first day I ever got laid was the first day I didnt try to get laid.

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Re: I'm getting laid this year [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Getting laid is easy, get some game. Seriously.
I fuck like every time it seems like a good idea, just learn to be assertive, and to make decisions that get you the run.

Basically find the girl giving you the fuck me eyes and make the interaction sexual.
dont be afraid to demean her a bit. Be the one in charge.
when you get her alone and start kissing and shit make the move...

its easy as shit.

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Re: I'm getting laid this year [Re: Anonymous #2]
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alright thanks guys for advise i just need to work on being a more aggressive.is it true girls eat up virgins? i have always lied if a girl asked me.

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Re: I'm getting laid this year [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Ive pretended to be a virgin to get laid.

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Re: I'm getting laid this year [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Anonymous #2 said:
Ive pretended to be a virgin to get laid.



me too. lol

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Re: I'm getting laid this year [Re: Anonymous #7]
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Girls are sluts these days by and large, getting laid looks to be about as much of a challenge as finding a McDonald's.

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Re: I'm getting laid this year [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Anonymous #8 said:
Girls are sluts these days by and large, getting laid looks to be about as much of a challenge as finding a McDonald's.



Great analogy. Sometimes mcdonalds is closed, or there isnt one close by, but its usually pretty easy to get a meal rotflmao

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Re: I'm getting laid this year [Re: Anonymous #6]
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:stoned:

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Re: I'm getting laid this year [Re: Anonymous #8]
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jesus christ there are so many of these posts with you guys getting to an older age and not having sex. you honestly are making a massively big deal of it. i guess its harder in america because of the silly 21 age minimum for alcohol - alcohol has led to a fair few of my sexual encounters haha

step one - identify girl with come to bed eyes. this is a very obvious trait. her eyes will travel to your cock immediately after assessing if your face is good enough(or you could go for a girl with low self esteem if ur a bit of a turd)

step two - buy girl a drink (or something :S) chat. if you really cant think of stuff then well thats a concern. i mean chat about ANYTHING. except sport. music is ok. nothing too deep obviously.

step three - go in for kiss. if theres any turning away and stuff, cut ur losses and get out of there. and move to another girl

step 4 (dependent on step 3) invite her back somewhere (preferably not a budget hotel - i have quite low self esteem but even i didnt go for that...)

dont be agressive tho - be assertively confident. perhaps a tiny bit arrogant but not too much. guys that are all macho a girl might fuck once. and then laugh about the size of his penis in relation to his ego after...poor way to start your reputation

i personally wouldnt want to fuck a virgin guy unless i properly liked him becuase id worry about the consequences; ive known some virgin guys get really clingy and altho that doesnt seem to be u haha, id be worried (bless me, clearly an unfounded worry!) that i mgith hurt his feelings if i just fucked off in the morning

if all else fails prostitutes are available in all good towns.

if even that fails go to amsterdam

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Re: I'm getting laid this year [Re: Anonymous #10]
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:stoned:

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