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Re: Losing Virginity to a Hooker [Re: Anonymous #11]
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nothing beats losing it to another virgin.

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Re: Losing Virginity to a Hooker [Re: Anonymous #14]
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Anonymous #15 said:
nothing beats losing it to another virgin.



Nothing quite like awkward first time are we doing it right sex eh.

Fuck that somebody has to know what they are doing or it doesn't go well.

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Re: Losing Virginity to a Hooker [Re: Anonymous #15]
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Anonymous #16 said:
Anonymous #15 said:
nothing beats losing it to another virgin.



Nothing quite like awkward first time are we doing it right sex eh.

Fuck that somebody has to know what they are doing or it doesn't go well.


:thumbup:

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Re: Losing Virginity to a Hooker [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Anonymous #12 said:
Anonymous #14 said:
uhh... I don't know what the fuck is wrong with you people but if you're fucking whores then something is wrong with you... its not that hard to find attractive, classy women that you do not have to pay to fuck...



Thats exactly why I said I was getting bored with it.

To me, getting laid is way too easy.

I'd rather just cut the bullshit, pay for it and never have to see the girl again, rather than deal with her phone calls afterwards and listen to her friends bitch that I never call her, or listen to someone whine about how they thought it "meant something".
Fuck that.
I'd rather have 'I'm fucking you not because I like you but because I don't give a shit about you and are paying you to do dirtier things to you than most females will let me do' type sex.



QFT, except for the part about being way too easy to get laid.  I can't get pussy to save my life.

:rolleyes:

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Re: Losing Virginity to a Hooker [Re: Anonymous #16]
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Thats cause your a smelly hippy

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Re: Losing Virginity to a Hooker [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Prostitutes are great, fuck anyone who thinks different.

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Re: Losing Virginity to a Hooker [Re: Anonymous #1]
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just lose it to your dad

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Re: Losing Virginity to a Hooker [Re: Anonymous #18]
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Anonymous #19 said:
just lose it to your dad



wtf, lol

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Re: Losing Virginity to a Hooker [Re: Anonymous #19]
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Anonymous #20 said:
Anonymous #19 said:
just lose it to your dad



wtf, lol




FTW!  :penguindog:

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Re: Losing Virginity to a Hooker [Re: Anonymous #11]
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i lost mine at 14, free of charge, and outside in a forest. if you need to pay for poonani...  :sadyes:

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Re: Losing Virginity to a Hooker [Re: Anonymous #20]
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I'm thinking about getting a hooker, I haven't been laid in a long time and could really use some luvin...

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Re: Losing Virginity to a Hooker [Re: Anonymous #21]
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hooker is not lovin


just an expensive attatchment to your masturbatory hand.

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Re: Losing Virginity to a Hooker [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Anonymous #12 said:
You're supposed to ask them if they'd like to do some nude modeling for you.  Undercover cops won't go through with that shit, and you can't get arrested for hiring someone to do nude modeling.


You got that from MANswers.  Lol.

No problem with that.  If you land a real chick, that's a confidence booster that no hooker can match.  But if you're too nervous to get to that point and you know it, fuck it, buy some sex.  Then use that confidence and go bang some other bitches.

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Re: Losing Virginity to a Hooker [Re: Anonymous #11]
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it isnt worth dieing from deasease

if you dont love the person youre fucking, you will always be bored because sex is only as stimulating as the amount of emotion that is invested in the experience (like any experience)

i have kinky tastes - pantypooping, golden showers....
but i never get bored of cumming inside the girl i love and passing out on top of her. if you make her come she will have muscle contractions that will practically milk you.

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Re: Losing Virginity to a Hooker [Re: Anonymous #23]
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i lost my virginity on acid, free of charge.  much better than losing it to a hooker.

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