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Re: Who want's some A- prints? Read for contest rules. [Re: stonesun]
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Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?


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Re: Who want's some A- prints? Read for contest rules. [Re: Devii]
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A hooker walks up to a plastic surgeon and ask him if he can put another hole by her ass, the surgeon asks her why she says............................... business is so good I'm opening a new location


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Re: Who want's some A- prints? Read for contest rules. [Re: feelingfunny]
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The Indian Chief

An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere in Nevada when suddenly his car breaks down. He examines it and realizes that a Mechanic must be called. The chief then checks his pockets and finds he has only $4. So he gathers some wood, makes a fire and sends a smoke signal to his tribe.

"Hey, send somebody to my location with $500!"

The tribe gets this signal, but to make sure they understand its meaning they signal back, once again with the smoke.

"OK chief, but why so much?"

At that moment a ground test of an atomic bomb is being held on a field nearby. A huge mushroom-like cloud of smoke rises into the sky...

The tribe signals, "Ok, Ok, chief, we just wondered, don’t be so angry?" :lmafo:


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The Story Of Russell The Texas (Cube) Bear



The human race's prospects of survival were considerably better when we were defenceless against tigers than they are today when we have become defenceless against ourselves.
-Arnold J. Toynbee

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Re: Who want's some A- prints? Read for contest rules. [Re: xtigers]
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oops jumped the gun...uno mas tiempo:

How are women and tornadoes alike?

They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.  :grin:

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Re: Who want's some A- prints? Read for contest rules. [Re: feelingfunny]
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There are legal concerns dealing with spores in CA, ID, and GA. Spores are technically illegal here, so some people along with all vendors in the US decline any business with these states.


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Re: Who want's some A- prints? Read for contest rules. [Re: Devii]
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imagine two rednecks in a bar, one spills the others beer so the guy turns back and says, "I'm gonna punch your lights out!"

i dunno, that has had my wife laughing for two days. maybe you think its funny too.


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Re: Who want's some A- prints? Read for contest rules. [Re: nexus1946]
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nexus1946 said:
The Indian Chief

An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere in Nevada when suddenly his car breaks down. He examines it and realizes that a Mechanic must be called. The chief then checks his pockets and finds he has only $4. So he gathers some wood, makes a fire and sends a smoke signal to his tribe.

"Hey, send somebody to my location with $500!"

The tribe gets this signal, but to make sure they understand its meaning they signal back, once again with the smoke.

"OK chief, but why so much?"

At that moment a ground test of an atomic bomb is being held on a field nearby. A huge mushroom-like cloud of smoke rises into the sky...

The tribe signals, "Ok, Ok, chief, we just wondered, don?t be so angry?" :lmafo:


:lmafo:


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"To feel today what one felt yesterday isn't to feel - it's to remember today what was felt yesterday, to be today's living corpse of what yesterday was lived and lost." Fernando Pessoa

"When one creates phantoms for oneself, one puts vampires into the world, and one must nourish these children of a voluntary nightmare with one's blood, one's life, one's intelligence, and one's reason, without ever satisfying them." Eliphas Levi

"The joy of life consists in the exercise of one's energies, continual growth, constant change, the enjoyment of every new experience. To stop means simply to die. The eternal mistake of mankind is to set up an attainable ideal." Aleister Crowley

"The Universe is an artistic catharsis." Artifex Infinitum

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Re: Who want's some A- prints? Read for contest rules. [Re: newtogrowing]
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newtogrowing said:
A hooker walks up to a plastic surgeon and ask him if he can put another hole by her ass, the surgeon asks her why she says............................... business is so good I'm opening a new location


And the first winner is newtogrowing, I will send him my PM question and if he gets it, it's all his.


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Don't fear the OTD!

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Re: Who want's some A- prints? Read for contest rules. [Re: feelingfunny]
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Congrats newtogrowing! Good joke! :rofl2:


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The Story Of Russell The Texas (Cube) Bear



The human race's prospects of survival were considerably better when we were defenceless against tigers than they are today when we have become defenceless against ourselves.
-Arnold J. Toynbee

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Re: Who want's some A- prints? Read for contest rules. [Re: trampis]
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A duck walks into a bar and asks " do you have bread?"


The barkeep replies kindly with " No we dont."

The duck apparently not hearing the first comment goes " Do you have bread?"

The barkeep raising a eyebrow says " No" again

The duck and barkeep repeat this scenario over and over till finally the barkeep snaps.

" GOD DAMNIT! If you ask for bread one more fucking time... IM GOING TO NAIL YOUR BILL TO THE COUNTER!"

The duck grabs its bill thoughtfully for a moment before asking. " Do you have any nails?"

The barkeep looking astonished says. " .....No"

The duck restrokes his bill again. "......Do you have any bread?"


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" PREPARE, to get more stonder!"

" Boo ".." It's Gobble you dumb ass Halloween was a month ago!"

klondike_bar said:
I almost got a pic, then my general curiosity overcame me and i ate the goo :crazy:

"The core of mans' spirit comes from new experiences."

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Re: Who want's some A- prints? Read for contest rules. [Re: feelingfunny]
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feelingfunny said:
newtogrowing said:
A hooker walks up to a plastic surgeon and ask him if he can put another hole by her ass, the surgeon asks her why she says............................... business is so good I'm opening a new location


And the first winner is newtogrowing, I will send him my PM question and if he gets it, it's all his.


Did he get it?

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Re: Who want's some A- prints? Read for contest rules. [Re: xtigers]
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There are four kinds of sex :

HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.

BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.

HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say "FUCK YOU"

COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.

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Re: Who want's some A- prints? Read for contest rules. [Re: Bassgasm]
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Bassgasm said:
A duck walks into a bar and asks " do you have bread?"


The barkeep replies kindly with " No we dont."

The duck apparently not hearing the first comment goes " Do you have bread?"

The barkeep raising a eyebrow says " No" again

The duck and barkeep repeat this scenario over and over till finally the barkeep snaps.

" GOD DAMNIT! If you ask for bread one more fucking time... IM GOING TO NAIL YOUR BILL TO THE COUNTER!"

The duck grabs its bill thoughtfully for a moment before asking. " Do you have any nails?"

The barkeep looking astonished says. " .....No"

The duck restrokes his bill again. "......Do you have any bread?"


Man, that is a great fucking joke, but you were WAY off the time. 5 more prints to go, keep trying, but no repeat jokes.

P.S. You made my husband laugh so hard he is debating making an extra print for you. I will let you know later.


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Green isn't just a color, it's a way of life!

Don't fear the OTD!

:pm: me if you need an answer and not 'Why don't you use the search function?'

  Feel Family Founder.

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Re: Who want's some A- prints? Read for contest rules. [Re: stonesun]
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Thank you, I got that in a text message I laughed my ass off lol


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:mushroom2:Got to try to get results, got to improve that to have success, have to be successful to work on perfection:mushroom2:
         
Pf Tek is the way to go, it's what I plan on sticking to, I fully support and suggest Pf Tek for everyone new or not, it's awesome it has results and is easy to follow.
[gradient:#FF0A0A,#05FF05]FREAK OF THA FAMILY[/gradient]

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Re: Who want's some A- prints? Read for contest rules. [Re: newtogrowing]
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OK, newtogrowing got the question right, so there are 5 more prints to go at 9pm, 10pm, and 11pm. And the last two prints will go to the jokes that were the funniest out of ALL of the jokes no matter what time they were posted. (Not including the winners.)


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Green isn't just a color, it's a way of life!

Don't fear the OTD!

:pm: me if you need an answer and not 'Why don't you use the search function?'

  Feel Family Founder.

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Re: Who want's some A- prints? Read for contest rules. [Re: newtogrowing]
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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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Re: Who want's some A- prints? Read for contest rules. [Re: xtigers]
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Next try is at eight man stay tuned


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[gradient:#FF0A0A,#03FF18]
:mushroom2:Got to try to get results, got to improve that to have success, have to be successful to work on perfection:mushroom2:
         
Pf Tek is the way to go, it's what I plan on sticking to, I fully support and suggest Pf Tek for everyone new or not, it's awesome it has results and is easy to follow.
[gradient:#FF0A0A,#05FF05]FREAK OF THA FAMILY[/gradient]

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Re: Who want's some A- prints? Read for contest rules. [Re: newtogrowing]
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Everyone please REREAD the oringinal post, I made a minor correction to the rules.


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Green isn't just a color, it's a way of life!

Don't fear the OTD!

:pm: me if you need an answer and not 'Why don't you use the search function?'

  Feel Family Founder.

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Re: Who want's some A- prints? Read for contest rules. [Re: newtogrowing]
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not really a joke, but, my uncle was going off to war (1941) and was going for one final walk in his woods in the backyard. He was worried that he might not return and be able to enjoy the trees like he had as a child and climb high into the canopy. So he began to climb a tree and got very high, like when he was a kid. He got so high up that he realized he might have some trouble getting down. Around this time he decides he needs to take a shit. SO, in order to save some energy he decides to just drop one while 35 feet up.
Well the shit hit the ground successfully, unfortunately, he wasn't skilled at the climber's wipe and fell all the way to the earth and face first into his steaming splattered shit. needless to say he broken his leg and had to be hauled out of those woods covered in his own feces. He never made it over to Germany.

true story


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Re: Who want's some A- prints? Read for contest rules. [Re: xtigers]
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So what is the question?


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