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Re: Who want's some A- prints? Read for contest rules. [Re: feelingfunny]
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feelingfunny said:
Bassgasm said:
A woman from Alabama, who knew absolutely nothing about sex, fell in love with a man and agreed to marry him. As their wedding day approached, she became very nervous about her impending deflowering. Putting her anxiety aside, she decided that she would just marry her man and let him do whatever it was that he wanted to do. The honeymoon went well and was great fun, but as soon as she got home, she went to see her doctor to question him on some of the new things she'd seen.
"What can I help you with?" he asked.
She said, "Well first, what is that thing between my husband's legs called?"
"Ma'am," he answered, "that there is called a penis."
"I see," she said. "Now what is the big thing on the end of the penis called?"
The old doctor smiled and said, "Why that there is called the head of the penis."
"I do declare!" exclaimed the young woman. "One last question doctor, what are those two big round things about 12-14 inches behind the head of the penis?"
He paused and said "I'm not sure about your husband, ma'am, but on me, they're called ass cheeks"

Not sure if there are anymore prints left but I find it fairly funny so I thought I would share :laugh:


And we have our third winner. Great job Bassgasm.

Not sure anyone else is still playing, but there is one more at 11pm. And two for the best jokes over all.



Thank you so much for this :smile: Im very excited to 'study' these bad boys! Very generous of you :laugh:


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" Boo ".." It's Gobble you dumb ass Halloween was a month ago!"

klondike_bar said:
I almost got a pic, then my general curiosity overcame me and i ate the goo :crazy:

"The core of mans' spirit comes from new experiences."

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Re: Who want's some A- prints? Read for contest rules. [Re: TacoHerder]
    #10795058 -

Congratulations Bassgasm


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:mushroom2:Got to try to get results, got to improve that to have success, have to be successful to work on perfection:mushroom2:
         
Pf Tek is the way to go, it's what I plan on sticking to, I fully support and suggest Pf Tek for everyone new or not, it's awesome it has results and is easy to follow.
[gradient:#FF0A0A,#05FF05]FREAK OF THA FAMILY[/gradient]

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Re: Who want's some A- prints? Read for contest rules. [Re: River77]
    #10795064 -

don't have the rating but whatever, more fun posting jokes than anything else so here goes:
A gentleman walks into a grocery store and gets all of his groceries, goes up to the cashier.  Once all of his groceries are rung through the cashier asks, "Is that everything for you, sir?"

He thinks for a second and replies, "Actually, I forgot condoms".

So the cashier asks him, "well what size do you need?"

The gentleman responds, "I'm not actually 100% sure, normally I just buy trojans".

So the cashier responds, "oh, well just come around the till here and I'll have a feel and then page for the right size."

The gentleman goes around, gets felt up by the cashier, who then pages "one pack of magnums, till 5".

The gentleman just walking into the line sees this and thinks, wow that looks like a good idea.  So when his turn comes up the cashier asks, "is that everything for you sir?"

To which he responds, "oh I forgot condoms".

The cashier once again says, "oh, well just come around the till here and I'll have a feel then page for the right size."

So the gentleman goes around the till and gets felt up, the cashier then pages, "pack of regular trojans, till 5".

A 15 year old 3 people back in the line sees this and thinks.... oh wow free handjob!

So once his turn comes up, she's ringing him through, then asks, "is that everything for you sir?"

The 15 year old responds, "oh I forgot condoms, me and my girlfriend are gunna get busy later on tonight".

So the cashier tells him, "oh, just come around here and I'll have a feel and page for the right size".

The 15 year old comes around the front of the till, she has a feel, and then pages "wet cleanup till 5".

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Re: Who want's some A- prints? Read for contest rules. [Re: newtogrowing]
    #10795081 -

When farah died and went to heaven god gave her one wish, she wished for all the children to be safe, so god killed MJ hahahahahahahaha


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:mushroom2:Got to try to get results, got to improve that to have success, have to be successful to work on perfection:mushroom2:
         
Pf Tek is the way to go, it's what I plan on sticking to, I fully support and suggest Pf Tek for everyone new or not, it's awesome it has results and is easy to follow.
[gradient:#FF0A0A,#05FF05]FREAK OF THA FAMILY[/gradient]

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Re: Who want's some A- prints? Read for contest rules. [Re: newtogrowing]
    #10795097 -

https://files.shroomery.org/files/09-32/932219952-IMG_1091.jpg

Did anyone else see that shroom on the lower right hand corner?


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TO ALL CULTIVATORS, EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/10899385
We need more member like mycochef, he is truly a kind giving person. Just ask Noobie, mycochef hooked him up big time!
Fastest Cultivation WINNER!!!! NoOneKnowsHowToAct won it twice, must be doing something right:super:

Shoot me a pm if you would like a powerful custom laser built. :smile: 4th pic is a 1.3W 445nm laser burning thru some plastic makeup containers. Yes I was wearing proper safety goggles, otherwise I would be blind right now.

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Re: Who want's some A- prints? Read for contest rules. [Re: feelingfunny]
    #10795107 -

sex is like mcdonalds ..im lovein it. pussy is like subway.. eat it fresh. dick is like gatorade.. is it in you .this joke is like weed..pass this shit! ... yeah not that great but im bored and i herd it the other day ..

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Re: Who want's some A- prints? Read for contest rules. [Re: tripster30]
    #10795123 -

Do you know why micheal jackson died?

Because he found out boys 2 men wasn't a delivery service.

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Re: Who want's some A- prints? Read for contest rules. [Re: TacoHerder]
    #10795129 -

TacoHerder said:
https://files.shroomery.org/files/09-32/932219952-IMG_1091.jpg

Did anyone else see that shroom on the lower right hand corner?


You are the ONLY person who has noticed that, you just made his night. He stole it from largedose, gotta give credit where credit is due.


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Green isn't just a color, it's a way of life!

Don't fear the OTD!

:pm: me if you need an answer and not 'Why don't you use the search function?'

  Feel Family Founder.

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Re: Who want's some A- prints? Read for contest rules. [Re: tripster30]
    #10795134 -

Not the kinda joke you would tell most females... And wait till top of the hour to do so, as rules stated...


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TO ALL CULTIVATORS, EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/10899385
We need more member like mycochef, he is truly a kind giving person. Just ask Noobie, mycochef hooked him up big time!
Fastest Cultivation WINNER!!!! NoOneKnowsHowToAct won it twice, must be doing something right:super:

Shoot me a pm if you would like a powerful custom laser built. :smile: 4th pic is a 1.3W 445nm laser burning thru some plastic makeup containers. Yes I was wearing proper safety goggles, otherwise I would be blind right now.

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Re: Who want's some A- prints? Read for contest rules. [Re: feelingfunny]
    #10795145 -

feelingfunny said:
TacoHerder said:
https://files.shroomery.org/files/09-32/932219952-IMG_1091.jpg

Did anyone else see that shroom on the lower right hand corner?


You are the ONLY person who has noticed that, you just made his night. He stole it from largedose, gotta give credit where credit is due.



That's hilarious, i was like "wtf is that" then clicked to zoom in. Made me laugh, and realize how many spores were being dropped...


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TO ALL CULTIVATORS, EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/10899385
We need more member like mycochef, he is truly a kind giving person. Just ask Noobie, mycochef hooked him up big time!
Fastest Cultivation WINNER!!!! NoOneKnowsHowToAct won it twice, must be doing something right:super:

Shoot me a pm if you would like a powerful custom laser built. :smile: 4th pic is a 1.3W 445nm laser burning thru some plastic makeup containers. Yes I was wearing proper safety goggles, otherwise I would be blind right now.

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Re: Who want's some A- prints? Read for contest rules. [Re: TacoHerder]
    #10795185 -

We went to bed with mostly closed caps, and since we wanted to print them, we decided to wait until morning...

SURPRISE, you've got shit all over your shit. Don't think we will wait next time.

TacoHerder said:
Not the kinda joke you would tell most females... And wait till top of the hour to do so, as rules stated...


Fortunetly I am NOT most females. I thought it was hilarious. And remember there are 2 prints going to funniest jokes period, no matter the time.


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Green isn't just a color, it's a way of life!

Don't fear the OTD!

:pm: me if you need an answer and not 'Why don't you use the search function?'

  Feel Family Founder.

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Re: Who want's some A- prints? Read for contest rules. [Re: feelingfunny]
    #10795220 -

Ok everyone. We have had 3 winners so far.

newtogrowing

nexus1946

Bassgasm

Great Job guys.

One timed joke winner at 11pm.

But remember, there are 2 prints going out to the two best jokes overall, no matter what time they are posted, so keep them coming. (Excludes timed winners.)


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Green isn't just a color, it's a way of life!

Don't fear the OTD!

:pm: me if you need an answer and not 'Why don't you use the search function?'

  Feel Family Founder.

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Re: Who want's some A- prints? Read for contest rules. [Re: feelingfunny]
    #10795239 -

ah yes forgot about those 2. Ya you shoulda known as soon as you turned your back they were going to open up a can of woop ass on your substrate. If you zoom in a little more you can see the gills on that big cap from above. Maybe ill get lucky and none will top the pink shirt :cool2:


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TO ALL CULTIVATORS, EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/10899385
We need more member like mycochef, he is truly a kind giving person. Just ask Noobie, mycochef hooked him up big time!
Fastest Cultivation WINNER!!!! NoOneKnowsHowToAct won it twice, must be doing something right:super:

Shoot me a pm if you would like a powerful custom laser built. :smile: 4th pic is a 1.3W 445nm laser burning thru some plastic makeup containers. Yes I was wearing proper safety goggles, otherwise I would be blind right now.

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Re: Who want's some A- prints? Read for contest rules. [Re: TacoHerder]
    #10795280 -

a man asks his wife can i cum in ur ear? NO she said , i may go deaf. bullshit he said .. i cum in ur mouth and u NEVER SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

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Re: Who want's some A- prints? Read for contest rules. [Re: tripster30]
    #10795290 -

tripster30 said:
a man asks his wife can i cum in ur ear? NO she said , i may go deaf. bullshit he said .. i cum in ur mouth and u NEVER SHUT THE FUCK UP!!


OMG to o funny:rofl2:


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Re: Who want's some A- prints? Read for contest rules. [Re: truskool]
    #10795313 -

Congrats Bassgasm! :thumbup:


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Gypsum/Drywall Tek
The Story Of Russell The Texas (Cube) Bear



The human race's prospects of survival were considerably better when we were defenceless against tigers than they are today when we have become defenceless against ourselves.
-Arnold J. Toynbee

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Re: Who want's some A- prints? Read for contest rules. [Re: tripster30]
    #10795325 -

tripster30 said:
a man asks his wife can i cum in ur ear? NO she said , i may go deaf. bullshit he said .. i cum in ur mouth and u NEVER SHUT THE FUCK UP!!


Ohhh man! :lmafo:


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Gypsum/Drywall Tek
The Story Of Russell The Texas (Cube) Bear



The human race's prospects of survival were considerably better when we were defenceless against tigers than they are today when we have become defenceless against ourselves.
-Arnold J. Toynbee

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Re: Who want's some A- prints? Read for contest rules. [Re: nexus1946]
    #10795367 -

14 minutes left peeps get ready


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:mushroom2:Got to try to get results, got to improve that to have success, have to be successful to work on perfection:mushroom2:
         
Pf Tek is the way to go, it's what I plan on sticking to, I fully support and suggest Pf Tek for everyone new or not, it's awesome it has results and is easy to follow.
[gradient:#FF0A0A,#05FF05]FREAK OF THA FAMILY[/gradient]

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Re: Who want's some A- prints? Read for contest rules. [Re: nexus1946]
    #10795375 -

pussy is like a peach..is fat full of juice.and if u go in deep enough u get a nut .. i know kinda crude lol .. hopefully i didnt offend anyone

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Re: Who want's some A- prints? Read for contest rules. [Re: tripster30]
    #10795424 -

Get em ready, the final timed win is coming up.


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Green isn't just a color, it's a way of life!

Don't fear the OTD!

:pm: me if you need an answer and not 'Why don't you use the search function?'

  Feel Family Founder.

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