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Apollyphelion
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I'm A Supremely Enlightened Super Being (Thread Over, Enlightenment Bulb has Burnt Out)

#10659951 - 07/11/09 09:17 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Okay okay, ignore the arrogance of the title,
this is a joke I like to pull when I am tripping

BUT ANYWAY!!!!

I HAVE FOUND THE LIGHT

AND WILL SHARE IT WITH YOU

EACH SHROOMERITE IS ALLOWED ONE QUESTION.*

That is all.

I have LSDEEEEEEELITE names!

*I will answer this question only on the day this thread was made.

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Re: I'm A Supremely Enlightened Super Being

[Re: Apollyphelion]
#10659957 - 07/11/09 09:18 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

U have to fuck the light

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Apollyphelion
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Re: I'm A Supremely Enlightened Super Being

[Re: Die]
#10659962 - 07/11/09 09:21 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Die said:

U have to fuck the light

I know that!

That's what happened.

So I basically spewed enlightenment semen every where and as a humble offering to the Shroomery I'm allowing them to lick the enlightenmess clean. I'm super motherfucking humble.

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Re: I'm A Supremely Enlightened Super Being

[Re: Apollyphelion]
#10659968 - 07/11/09 09:22 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

What is the meaning of the universe?

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Apollyphelion
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Re: I'm A Supremely Enlightened Super Being

[Re: Apollyphelion]
#10659982 - 07/11/09 09:25 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Contact
I'm looking for my
Contact lens...

Sorry, I wasn't able to read your question and your time is up!
NEXT!

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Re: I'm A Supremely Enlightened Super Being

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#10659989 - 07/11/09 09:27 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

If u couldn't read it then how did you know it was a question?

BUSTED!

You didn't fuck the light at all did you?

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Re: I'm A Supremely Enlightened Super Being

[Re: Apollyphelion]
#10659997 - 07/11/09 09:30 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Why are homosexuals obsessed with those rube gadgets?

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Re: I'm A Supremely Enlightened Super Being

[Re: Die]
#10660001 - 07/11/09 09:30 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Die said:

If u couldn't read it then how did you know it was a question?

BUSTED!

You didn't fuck the light at all did you?

If you were enlightened you'd agree with me. That's how this shit works, brah.

I can't answer anymore more of your questions, though, so now you're just saying things.

BUT

I can offer you my friendship
for $9.95
Enlightenment is big bux brosef, and with a little cash
I'll offer you my VERY REAL and satisfying
12 step friendship course to a better way of Zen, plus Atkins shit nigga.

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Re: I'm A Supremely Enlightened Super Being

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#10660007 - 07/11/09 09:32 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

how do I get the money I need for the camera for my film :confused:

:confused:

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Ravings of a Madman :craven:

:craven:

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Re: I'm A Supremely Enlightened Super Being

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#10660017 - 07/11/09 09:34 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

RupturedHernia said:

Why are homosexuals obsessed with those rube gadgets?

:rollseyes:
Because they are interesting, whether you like it or not.
NEXT!

(I like when to get the kid questions outta da way first) so cuuuuuuute!
:heart:

:heart:

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Re: I'm A Supremely Enlightened Super Being

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#10660019 - 07/11/09 09:35 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

What is the square root of Ectoplasm?

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Re: I'm A Supremely Enlightened Super Being

[Re: Muppet]
#10660025 - 07/11/09 09:37 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Muppet said:

how do I get the money I need for the camera for my film

What's up Muppet? :craven:

:craven:

To answer your question:

You will have a great time at Karaoke Bar.
Lucky Numbers: 2,5,23,33,45

Learn Chinese! El Ducko- "The duck"

NEXT!

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Re: I'm A Supremely Enlightened Super Being

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#10660028 - 07/11/09 09:39 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

PeterJennings said:

What is the square root of Ectoplasm?

I know this because I had to help this dude animate a robot with Satan's Soul inside it, using some.

It's Octoplasm.

NEXT!

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Re: I'm A Supremely Enlightened Super Being

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#10660031 - 07/11/09 09:39 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

When will muppet find the courage to kill himself?

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Re: I'm A Supremely Enlightened Super Being

[Re: RupturedHernia]
#10660034 - 07/11/09 09:40 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

I don't teach people how to read, man.

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Re: I'm A Supremely Enlightened Super Being

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#10660039 - 07/11/09 09:41 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

Apollyphelion said:

PeterJennings said:

What is the square root of Ectoplasm?

I know this because I had to help this dude animate a robot with Satan's Soul inside it, using some.

It's Octoplasm.

NEXT!

I actually thought it was octoplasm. You must be able to read minds or surely you have found universal truth.

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Re: I'm A Supremely Enlightened Super Being

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#10660040 - 07/11/09 09:41 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

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Re: I'm A Supremely Enlightened Super Being

[Re: Die]
#10660045 - 07/11/09 09:42 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

You only get one question.

You had your chance and I blew it.

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Re: I'm A Supremely Enlightened Super Being

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#10660052 - 07/11/09 09:44 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

When are you going to be diagnosed with schizophrenia?

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Re: I'm A Supremely Enlightened Super Being

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#10660062 - 07/11/09 09:46 PM (17 years, 3 months ago)

D4NK said:

When are you going to be diagnosed with schizophrenia?

After I'm done re(de)fining it.

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