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I used a vibrator to ejaculate and orgasm for the first time ever
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I work at a dental office as an assistant and there was this commercial vibrator for taking away bubbles when a dentist is making a denture mold. I had helped with it before so I knew that the maximum setting vibrated so much my hands would HURT from how not-used to I was to the vibration.

So today something happened that I had been waiting for, I was left alone in the clinic while the receptionist and dentist went out for lunch. I went to the small work room and made sure all the blinds were closed (room faces driveway) except for one so I could see if someone was coming and positioned the vibrator along my penis and turned the vibrator to its max setting.

Damn, the feeling was so nice that I actually gasped, which is something I don't even do when I orgasm. The spasm being sent into my genital region feeled mighty fine and I felt like I was constantly climaxing. I was in heaven, I really was. Before I knew it I came all over the vibrator and all over the floor. I cleaned up and when they came back I acted as if nothing had happened.

:cool:

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Re: I used a vibrator to ejaculate and orgasm for the first time ever [Re: Anonymous #1]
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good one

you'd think it was a chick, till you get to the penis part.

well, muppet, good for you.

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Re: I used a vibrator to ejaculate and orgasm for the first time ever [Re: Anonymous #2]
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I'm not muppet :tongue:

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Re: I used a vibrator to ejaculate and orgasm for the first time ever [Re: Anonymous #1]
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right when i saw the word penis in the preview, i stopped reading, clicked on the thread, and now are telling you how gay you are.

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Re: I used a vibrator to ejaculate and orgasm for the first time ever [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Now some poor kid is gonna get a mold with traces of your cum on it hahahaha :lol:

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Re: I used a vibrator to ejaculate and orgasm for the first time ever [Re: Anonymous #1]
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So what, did you rub it under your dick, stick it up your bum, or was it thin enough to shove down your uretha?

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Re: I used a vibrator to ejaculate and orgasm for the first time ever [Re: Anonymous #1]
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are you ten years old? what is going on here? who the fuck is eating and growing hallucinogens before they've ever busted a nut? you are going about things all wrong.

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Re: I used a vibrator to ejaculate and orgasm for the first time ever [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous #5 said:
So what, did you rub it under your dick, stick it up your bum, or was it thin enough to shove down your uretha?


A vibrating urethral sounds feeeeelsss sooooo nice.

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Re: I used a vibrator to ejaculate and orgasm for the first time ever [Re: Anonymous #7]
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I wonder how many times your boss has done that?

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Re: I used a vibrator to ejaculate and orgasm for the first time ever [Re: Anonymous #1]
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You are such a degenerate.  This is why I avoid going to the dentist.

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Re: I used a vibrator to ejaculate and orgasm for the first time ever [Re: Anonymous #9]
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hot

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Re: I used a vibrator to ejaculate and orgasm for the first time ever [Re: Anonymous #9]
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Old peoples taste buds are dead anyways

:rolleyes:

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Re: I used a vibrator to ejaculate and orgasm for the first time ever [Re: Anonymous #1]
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My first ever orgasm was "vibrator" induced.

I was 10 years old, the air bubble pump of my fishtank vibrated so much it made your hand a little numb. I held it to my wang and wasn't motivated to stop doing that until, well, I damn near fainted by an unexpected but now so familiar sensation :awesome:

I immediately knew what the white stuff was and proudly said to myself: "I'm no longer a kid - I'm a MAN now:yesnod:"

I did run to my mom and presented the evidence though in case I had some weird disease, but she confirmed it. She asked how it happened and I wasnt gonna tell that. I told her I was reading in my book of German U-boats when it, like, happened all by itself. My dear mother went :orly: several decades before that owl picture, but let me off the hook.

Later that day I invented masturbation.

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Re: I used a vibrator to ejaculate and orgasm for the first time ever [Re: Anonymous #11]
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:ilold:

rofl

funny shit

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Re: I used a vibrator to ejaculate and orgasm for the first time ever [Re: Anonymous #12]
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if your story to your mom was true then you would have been the first and only person in the world to nut thinking about german u boats. well maybe the guy who made them did to. either way. great story.i am still :rofl2:

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Re: I used a vibrator to ejaculate and orgasm for the first time ever [Re: Anonymous #13]
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Anonymous #13 said:
if your story to your mom was true then you would have been the first and only person in the world to nut thinking about german u boats. well maybe the guy who made them did to. either way. great story.i am still :rofl2:


Submarines give me the horn. Especially when they fire torpedos into oil tankers, hard and deep.

Still sounds like a pretty cool Mum.

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Re: I used a vibrator to ejaculate and orgasm for the first time ever [Re: Anonymous #5]
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Anonymous #5 said:
So what, did you rub it under your dick, stick it up your bum, or was it thin enough to shove down your uretha?


Under my dick!

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