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My shart story is better :)
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In regaurds to the post "hahahhahaha" where the guy sharted himself I want to tell my shart story and let shroomery pick the winner.

So I wake up at 7:50 and go to strength training class and that day I had to do squats.  While squatting I felt a lot of pressure in my gut but didnt have to fart.  I lift for an hour and am headed to my next class.  I try to push out a toot and completly shart myself about half a mile from my dorm.  I'm like o man wtf kind of embarressed and laughing at the same time.  No one could see this though because i had pants on.  Anyway, I reach my dorm and head straight for the bathroom and finish off my monster deuce.  As I sit there I think to myself wtf do I do with these shitty boxers? So I tear them off of my legs and flush them down the toilet... then the toilet gets clogged like crazy and the water is rising so I run.  This happened this semester and people in my dorm still speculate about who clogged the toilet with their shitty boxers.

:hehehe: I win this sad contest :lol:


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Re: My shart story is better :) [Re: PreparationH]
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I can't believe you tried to flush your boxers down the toilet!!!!:rofl2:


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Re: My shart story is better :) [Re: cosmictaco]
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well my reason for that is their are no trashcans on the floor other than in my room/friends rooms.  I figured theyd flush but apparently shitty boxers clog commercial toilets.  These toilets aare like jet streams.


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Re: My shart story is better :) [Re: PreparationH]
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:rofl2:You should have put them in the garbage can in your friends room:rofl2:


Every sharting story is a good one!!


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Re: My shart story is better :) [Re: PreparationH]
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My dad and uncle had just bought this big motor coach RV, when I was 17, and my dad was going to get to use it first and then my uncle would get to use it after that.  This thing was nice... leather everything, flat screen tv's (when they first came out), 2 sliders.    But, the bathroom was really small... when I would sit on the toilet my knees would almost touch the wall.  The first week of the trip, I joked with my step mom about how the bathroom was too small to use while moving.  What happens if we hit a bump while driving down the road?  There's nowhere to run. 

About a week into the trip we arrived at a KOA in Aspen.  We parked and my dad asked me to help him plug up all the junk for the coach.  Water, plumbin, electric and all that crap you have to plug in when you stop.  Now, I had never plugged any of that shit in before and I asked my dad if I had plugged it in right.  Like my dad has always been, he just wouldn't give me an answer.  I asked him 3 damn times and no answer.  So, I leave him alone and he goes to get a fishing license from the KOA's proshop. 

I go back inside the coach and my stepmom is in there gettting ready to cook us up a meal.  I told her joking about the bathroom, "Staci, I've been holding this in for a while and need some privacy... get out, cause it's about to get pretty gnarly!"  A few minutes later, I'm sitting on this toilet, knees right by wall, and I hear a noise coming from underneath...  I look down and there's the scariest blue water rising.  I pinch off and pull my pants up in a panic.  Without thinking I put my foot on the flush pedal and this solid blue and brown geyser erupts on everything.  Before the water soaked through, I had my clothes off and I'm running around the inside of the coach in my underwear in a panic. 

Meanwhile my stepmom had gone to teh proshop and like most people at a KOA, they were bragging about their new coach they've been taking for a spin.  "Oh yeah, we just got this rig and we're loving it."  "What?  Oh yeah, ours is that one with the blue... water... !!!&%%!!! FUCK!"

The shitwater got into the airconditioning vents in the floor, on the carpet some and was just nasty as all hell. 




I plugged the water into the flush septic connection and we never opened the drain septic valve.  It filled the tank and found the only escape was through the roof vent until...  I went in to take a shit.




Not exactly a shart story, but that's hopefuly my life's one and only shit story.  lol

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Re: My shart story is better :) [Re: PreparationH]
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that made me laugh too, this shit is humerus.

no pun intended hahahhaa


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Edited by PreparationH (04/23/09 11:37 AM)

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Re: My shart story is better :) [Re: PreparationH]
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LOL,
me and my friends all crashed one night and the next morning the owner of the house found shitty boxers on the ground outside the bathroom window.  We still speculate who shat themself too.:grin:

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Re: My shart story is better :) [Re: Ego Death]
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LOLL

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Re: My shart story is better :) [Re: bimbo12]
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before i left for the mountains some kid was shitting in plastic sandwhich bags like full to the top and placing them outside ppls doors at night.  literally 3 or 4 bags a night until they finally got a good security cam pic to figure out who it was


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Re: My shart story is better :) [Re: Gr33nTree73]
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:awebig:


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Re: My shart story is better :) [Re: jds]
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:lol:
Nothing better than some good reading.. sharting stories are hilarious


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