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Chapped Dick from too much sex...
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:crankey: it stings.
Anyone ever get this?  My GF and I have been having sex constantly since we started dating, and we didn't have lube, so my penis took a beating (you know that tearing feeling on the flesh you get when she's dry and tries to jam it into herself? 

Anyway, it was all chapped and such, anyone ever had this problem, what's a good way to get rid of it?  I've had it happen before from wanking hardcore in the shower, and it took a few days to go away but stung.

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Re: Chapped Dick from too much sex... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Halp D: any advice?

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Re: Chapped Dick from too much sex... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Wrong hole. :haha:

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Re: Chapped Dick from too much sex... [Re: Anonymous #2]
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Pray its just chapped.....

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Re: Chapped Dick from too much sex... [Re: Anonymous #3]
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Next time before you have sex, pee just a little bit on her vagina to lubricate it, then insert your penis, and when its a little bit in, pee some more, then it should be good and start rocking away.

100% works every time. Trust me.

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Re: Chapped Dick from too much sex... [Re: Anonymous #4]
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wait till she's on her period. :thumbup:

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Re: Chapped Dick from too much sex... [Re: Anonymous #5]
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household sources of lube:



bacon grease works like a charm

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Re: Chapped Dick from too much sex... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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What a great problem to have.

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Re: Chapped Dick from too much sex... [Re: Anonymous #7]
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my dick is chaffed from too much beating off whilst wired. now i wont be able to jerk it for couple days. unless i jerk it to BDSM, which will be more realistic than ever.

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Re: Chapped Dick from too much sex... [Re: Anonymous #8]
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Anonymous #8 said:
my dick is chaffed from too much beating off whilst wired. now i wont be able to jerk it for couple days. unless i jerk it to BDSM, which will be more realistic than ever.


Same. I've been spanking it consistently 5+ times a day for the past week and a half, I try to let it go for a day or 2 but the temptation is too hard to resist :frown:

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Re: Chapped Dick from too much sex... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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When that happens to me, I put lotion on it after getting out of the shower in the morning.

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Re: Chapped Dick from too much sex... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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chaffage sucks... use some diaper rash lotion, shit helps alot... and get your fucking girl wet before you stick your penis in, you must be pretty small if you fit in when shes dry

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Re: Chapped Dick from too much sex... [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Put deoderant on it. I'm not even kidding.

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Re: Chapped Dick from too much sex... [Re: Anonymous #12]
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Ebay shop for: Delicious Bacon

:lol:

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Re: Chapped Dick from too much sex... [Re: Anonymous #13]
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when my dick is bugging me i just chop the fucking thing off
ive had it surgically tied back on three times
bends to the left now :crankey:

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Re: Chapped Dick from too much sex... [Re: Anonymous #13]
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Anonymous #13 said:
Ebay shop for: Delicious Bacon

:lol:


what's that the first time you've seen that??

...noob

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Re: Chapped Dick from too much sex... [Re: Anonymous #14]
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JAH WUT A REETAWD

GWD

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Re: Chapped Dick from too much sex... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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Never had this problem. Every girl I ever blessed was more than wet by the time her panties came off :shrug:

I never even knew people used lube except for buttsects until a few years ago. And I am old.

Step up your game.

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Re: Chapped Dick from too much sex... [Re: Anonymous #11]
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Anonymous #11 said:
chaffage sucks... use some diaper rash lotion, shit helps alot... and get your fucking girl wet before you stick your penis in, you must be pretty small if you fit in when shes dry



If it was small it wouldn't hurt like a fuckin' bitch, dumbass.  When that happens I get her wet but it happens after all night...

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Re: Chapped Dick from too much sex... [Re: Anonymous #1]
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anon 1's got a shrimp dick


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