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Anonymous #1

I haven't had sex in 8 months.
    #7406122 - 09/13/07 08:21 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

It's the longest I have EVER not had sex before. I know this is normal for most of you, and you probably don't feel sorry for me, but I'm suffering.

The part that is really sad is that I don't even have any mojo anymore. I have no interest in sex, but I'm really angry and sarcastic, which is out of chararter for me. I'm usually really sweet and patient and generally a really nice person. Now I'm all pissed off all the time.

8 months. Geez. Maybe I can learn something? About myself? You know, use this time to become a better person?


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Anonymous #2

Re: I haven't had sex in 8 months. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7406149 - 09/13/07 08:26 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

:drgonz::rofl2:


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Anonymous #3

Re: I haven't had sex in 8 months. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7406179 - 09/13/07 08:29 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

I don't even have any mojo anymore




:lol:


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Anonymous #4

Re: I haven't had sex in 8 months. [Re: Anonymous #3]
    #7406204 - 09/13/07 08:33 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Been 14 months for me. Previous stint was about 3 years.

There's really no point to it, the only thing you can learn about yourself is how to jack off really well.


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Anonymous #1

Re: I haven't had sex in 8 months. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7406249 - 09/13/07 08:40 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

So, just to clairify: You didn't have sex for three years...then you had sex once... and that was 14 months ago?

Oh god....


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Anonymous #5

Re: I haven't had sex in 8 months. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7406267 - 09/13/07 08:41 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
It's the longest I have EVER not had sex before.  I know this is normal for most of you




:lol:


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Anonymous #4

Re: I haven't had sex in 8 months. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7406492 - 09/13/07 09:30 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
So, just to clairify: You didn't have sex for three years...then you had sex once... and that was 14 months ago?

Oh god....





no, there was a good 6 month stint where I was getting laid.

Same as before the 3 year stretch. Year and a half off, 8 months on.. then the 3 off.

Absolutely terrible. At least when I am getting laid it's a constant, every-day-usually-2-or-3-times affair.


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Anonymous #6

Re: I haven't had sex in 8 months. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7406503 - 09/13/07 09:32 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
It's the longest I have EVER not had sex before.



so you've been having sex regularly since before you were eight months old?  :what:



cause I'm pretty sure 15 years or so is 'the longest ever' for most of us  :lol:


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Anonymous #1

Re: I haven't had sex in 8 months. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7406512 - 09/13/07 09:33 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

No, idiot.

Use your head.


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Anonymous #6

Re: I haven't had sex in 8 months. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7406555 - 09/13/07 09:39 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

allright...so then when was the first time you actually got laid then  :confused:


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Anonymous #7

Re: I haven't had sex in 8 months. [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7406593 - 09/13/07 09:47 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

since I was 14 it's never been longer than 4 months. For the last five years it's been everyday take a day here and there.


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Anonymous #3

Re: I haven't had sex in 8 months. [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7406600 - 09/13/07 09:49 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

40 :bitch:


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Anonymous #6

Re: I haven't had sex in 8 months. [Re: Anonymous #7]
    #7406649 - 09/13/07 09:58 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

so what yer saying is:
you've gone 14 years without having sex before...



and now yer whining about a measly 8 months  :shake:


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Anonymous #1

Re: I haven't had sex in 8 months. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7406700 - 09/13/07 10:09 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Actually, I didn't lose my virginity until I was 17.  And I'm not really whining about it.  My biggest concern is that I don't even care about it.  Isn't that weird?  I have no drive.  I'm not even interested in taking care of myself.

Everyone kind of assumed that I was a dude, but I'm not.  I wonder if this has anything to do with not feeling loved?

....:tongue2:


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Anonymous #6

Re: I haven't had sex in 8 months. [Re: Anonymous #1]
    #7406710 - 09/13/07 10:12 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

maybe it just has something to do with 99.99999% of the people on this site being male  :what:


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Anonymous #8

Re: I haven't had sex in 8 months. [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7406732 - 09/13/07 10:16 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

It must suck to be a guy.


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Anonymous #6

Re: I haven't had sex in 8 months. [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7406824 - 09/13/07 10:39 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

yeah right...being a guy is fucken easy  :woot:

women are the psycho ones with the instable mood swings, and the hidden agendas, and the rediculous ass games they always seem to play (even between eachother)

if anything - it would HELL being a chick  :crazy:


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Anonymous #8

Re: I haven't had sex in 8 months. [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7406869 - 09/13/07 10:46 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Sounds like I am happy being female and you are happy being male. 

And WHAT instable mood swings?  :crankey:


just kidding.


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Anonymous #9

Re: I haven't had sex in 8 months. [Re: Anonymous #8]
    #7406878 - 09/13/07 10:48 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

i havent ever been laid


i wish i could have lost my virginity at 17..


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Anonymous #10

Re: I haven't had sex in 8 months. [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7406913 - 09/13/07 10:55 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

Quote:

Anonymous said:
and the hidden agendas




I used to think guys were crazy for saying this, but now I'm starting to think it's true.


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Anonymous #6

Re: I haven't had sex in 8 months. [Re: Anonymous #10]
    #7406947 - 09/13/07 11:01 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

it is...believe you me - it totally is  :yesnod:



I've seen it enough times now to know it's genuinely true  :nonono:


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Anonymous #11

Re: I haven't had sex in 8 months. [Re: Anonymous #6]
    #7406974 - 09/13/07 11:08 PM (16 years, 4 months ago)

26 years :smirk:


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Anonymous #12

Re: I haven't had sex in 8 months. [Re: Anonymous #11]
    #7407167 - 09/14/07 12:25 AM (16 years, 4 months ago)

virgin club?


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