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so. Last night I was having sex with a super hot chick and I didnt get to bust a nut. She had to go pick up her little sister so we had to cut the session short. Damn condoms dont let you feel shit. Theyre the worst when your in a rush. Blue balls sure feel great. Fuck.
they need to invent some sort of male contraceptive:crankey:


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Re: condoms [Re: xpl0de]
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xpl0de said:
they need to invent some sort of male contraceptive:crankey:


It's called dry smashing her shit box. :grin:


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Re: condoms [Re: destructo_low]
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pics or it didnt happen :lol:


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Re: condoms [Re: Hiei]
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if she was getting ready to leave i woulda been like "fuck that wait until i at least jerk off" haha

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Re: condoms [Re: destructo_low]
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destructo_low said:
xpl0de said:
they need to invent some sort of male contraceptive:crankey:


It's called dry smashing her shit box. :grin:


I guess my uncle was with a girl once who was saving her vag-inity.

So she let him dry smash her shit box.  Strange logic right there.

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Re: condoms [Re: xpl0de]
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You should've asked her to blow you.


Oh, and:

:picdidnthappen:


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Well I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants you to be just like them. --  Bob Dylan
fireworks_god said:
It's one thing to simply enjoy a style of life that one enjoys, but it's another thing altogether to refer to another person's choice as "wrong" or to rationalize their behavior as being pathological or resulting from some sort of inadequacy or failing so as to create a sense of superiority or separation as yet another projection of a personal fear or control issue.

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Re: condoms [Re: Poid]
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there is a male contraceptive... i thought it was supposed to be on the market soon :shrug:


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Re: condoms [Re: Gr33nTree73]
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echoes73 said:
there is a male contraceptive... i thought it was supposed to be on the market soon :shrug:


I would almost guarantee there will be a bajillion urban legends about it causing you to be sterile forever, or your dick shrink, or something like that, and no guys will use it as a result.


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After one comes, through contact with it's administrators, no longer to cherish greatly the law as a remedy in abuses, then the bottle becomes a sovereign means of direct action.  If you cannot throw it at least you can always drink out of it.  - Ernest Hemingway

If it is life that you feel you are missing I can tell you where to find it.  In the law courts, in business, in government.  There is nothing occurring in the streets. Nothing but a dumbshow composed of the helpless and the impotent.    -Cormac MacCarthy

He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.  - Aeschylus

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Re: condoms [Re: Gr33nTree73]
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Being circumcised + condom = taking forever to come.
They need to develop some type of sperm filter that is applied to the tip of your penis that catches all the jizz.


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Re: condoms [Re: xpl0de]
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They just need to start breeding sterile women.


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Well I try my best to be just like I am, but everybody wants you to be just like them. --  Bob Dylan
fireworks_god said:
It's one thing to simply enjoy a style of life that one enjoys, but it's another thing altogether to refer to another person's choice as "wrong" or to rationalize their behavior as being pathological or resulting from some sort of inadequacy or failing so as to create a sense of superiority or separation as yet another projection of a personal fear or control issue.

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Re: condoms [Re: Poid]
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why didnt you pull the sheath and pound away??


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Re: condoms [Re: gotfungus]
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I asked her if I could and she kept refusing. I didnt want to do it behind her back either.


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Re: condoms [Re: xpl0de]
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you should of said "well you cant get pregnant if you swallow."


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Re: condoms [Re: gotfungus]
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:omgawesome:

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Re: condoms [Re: Adden]
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condoms are rubbish and un-reliable and they burst.

and a child's stomach just can't cope with sudden release of 2kilos of cocaine.

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Re: condoms [Re: xpl0de]
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.

Edited by Blazer (04/12/09 01:30 AM)

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Re: condoms [Re: Blazer]
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Is it just me, or does it seem like sex with a condom on "doesn't count" as sex? I never really feel like I've had sex unless its with no condom, even if I bust. And before people say thats stupid, think about it...genitals never actually touch during protected sex...:shrug:


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Re: condoms [Re: Ima Trooper]
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.

Edited by Blazer (04/12/09 01:26 AM)

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Re: condoms [Re: Blazer]
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^^^So true...


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deCypher said:
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Re: condoms [Re: xpl0de]
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I agree, i absolutely cannot use condoms. I just won't have any of that nonsense. It took me about three weeks to nail the chick im nailing cause' she insisted on the whole condom thing. Eventually she gave in and realized that i had good control of my tool. This came as a suprise to me too,  i usually take a LONG time to cum plus i can definately tell when im about too. And if you dont have this ability well just take some opiates(not codiene tho, it can cause ED) take percs.....mmmmmmm percs. Anyway condoms suck, the only thing to worry about is pregnacy, provided your not banging a total slut, so as long as your tool is tamed your good to go. Giggity! In closing booo condoms, yay drugs n unprotected sex.


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