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injured deer in my backyard
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i think he tried to jump the fence and got caught

jacked his back left leg up real bad

its bleeding about half way down, and dangling limp.. clearly broken

im pretty sure that no animal shelters take deer and the cops will shoot it but i figure ill ask if u all know anything that will take em

state = md

he been out there all day chillin


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Re: injured deer in my backyard [Re: anyone420]
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I have a feeling that anyone you call is gonna put it down. Deers are just so numerous, ya know? That's why people hunt them.

Might as well get a few meals out of it.

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Re: injured deer in my backyard [Re: anyone420]
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You should kill it and eat it. For real deer is some good eating.

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Re: injured deer in my backyard [Re: Gumby]
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where are the fucking hippies when a deer needs em


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Re: injured deer in my backyard [Re: anyone420]
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Call the humane society....let him chill....make chili...:shrug:


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Re: injured deer in my backyard [Re: unretarded]
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Yes let him suffer a slow death :rolleyes:. The fucking humane thing to do it go out there now and kill it. Then eat it.

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Re: injured deer in my backyard [Re: unretarded]
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my mother would be absolutely mortified if i went out and slayed a deer in her backyard so unfortunately ill be eating macaroni for dinner


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Re: injured deer in my backyard [Re: anyone420]
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Or bring it in your house and slowly nurse it back to health. Maybe it will kick your face.

Also, take pictures of this beast in your back yard.

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Re: injured deer in my backyard [Re: Tangerines]
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Helping it find it's way to your plate gets my vote as well but you can probably find a volunteer animal rescue group that will send some bleeding hearts out to spend a lot more time and money helping it than they would a fellow person.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=off&rlz=1T4GZHY_enUS252US252&q=wild+animal+rescue+maryland

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Re: injured deer in my backyard [Re: anyone420]
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Venison is seriously delicious. One of the tastiest meats around.


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Re: injured deer in my backyard [Re: StormRider]
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hes mobile at last

wandered into my neighbors front yard and is eating a bush

im gonna let him go and see if he can survive.  apparently 3 legged deer aren't horribly uncommon.  in this area they have no predators excluding traffic so he will prob be OK. 

i tried to give my sister a hatchett to go put him down and she flipped the fuck out on me ahahah


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Re: injured deer in my backyard [Re: Tangerines]
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Tangerines said:
Yes let him suffer a slow death :rolleyes:. The fucking humane thing to do it go out there now and kill it. Then eat it.


Broken leg =`s death.........:whoa:
Dont tell that to the other deer that have survived a broken leg.


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Re: injured deer in my backyard [Re: unretarded]
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hes back in the corner of my yard again

trying to lay down but his legs too fucked

ima put him down afterall, he seems to be too scared to leave the corner of 2 fences


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Re: injured deer in my backyard [Re: anyone420]
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it'd be nice if you could kill it via drugs and a nice meal, but who's got drugs to waste on a deer?


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Re: injured deer in my backyard [Re: anyone420]
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You know what you have to do

Old yeller it
:guns:  :sniper:

I can't find the family guy "Old yellow" clip


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Re: injured deer in my backyard [Re: Brainiac]
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im considering empty beer bottle with broken tip, hedge trimmer, and a rusty old saxaphone

which do you think will be the most satisfying


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Re: injured deer in my backyard [Re: anyone420]
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I mean if it is laying the suffering I would take action immediately to kill the sum bitch but, If you think it would be ok I would leave it alone because wild animals know how to take care of them selves most of the time.


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Re: injured deer in my backyard [Re: Polk_Audio3]
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You don't have a gun?

I guess the most humane way to kill it would be a good quick blow to the back of the head at the base of the neck with a baseball bat. It'll break it's spine and kill it instantly.

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Re: injured deer in my backyard [Re: unretarded]
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unretarded said:
Tangerines said:
Yes let him suffer a slow death :rolleyes:. The fucking humane thing to do it go out there now and kill it. Then eat it.


Broken leg =`s death.........:whoa:
Dont tell that to the other deer that have survived a broken leg.



It's stuck on something. Don't be so un/retarded.

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Re: injured deer in my backyard [Re: Tangerines]
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its not stuck on anything

i think it tried to jump the fence and got clipped jerking it down breaking its leg and cutting it open

i think it then fell off the fence

@ gumby i was kidding and i do


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