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Human in a chimps body.
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If you could transplant your brain into a chimps body for a week, would you do it? Imagine the acrobatics you could preform. Chimps are also four to seven times stronger than a human, so you could use your new body to take revenge on your enemys.
Would spend a week in a chimps body
Users may choose only one (32 total votes)
Yes, of course i would.
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12 38%
No, of course i wouldn't.
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2 6%
Yes, i would like to experiment with chimp sex
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7 22%
No, im scared other chimps may rape me.
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4 13%
I am already a chimp.
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7 22%
STAL
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0 0%
Votes accepted from 02/23/09 09:37 PM until the end of time

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Re: Human in a chimps body. [Re: DimensionX]
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i fear chimp on chimp rapings.


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Re: Human in a chimps body. [Re: DimensionX]
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I would not spend a week in a chimp's body. Because humans are not related to chimps in anyway. It would be a really unnatural experience.


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Re: Human in a chimps body. [Re: aDoS]
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I am already a chimp.


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Re: Human in a chimps body. [Re: DimensionX]
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fuck ya monkeys are dope.


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I don't believe in cops, bosses, or politicians. Some call that anarchism. I call it having a fucking heart that beats.


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Re: Human in a chimps body. [Re: igwna]
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But did you know that chimps can't throw rocks as fast as us or throw punches as fast as us? They're stronger but slower.


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Re: Human in a chimps body. [Re: Nihlus]
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Stupid chimps

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Re: Human in a chimps body. [Re: DimensionX]
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Hey if we are talking about something that is pretty much impossible anyway, I would transplant my brain into a bird like a hawk or eagle. I think it would be awesome to be able to fly.


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Re: Human in a chimps body. [Re: aDoS]
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aDoS said:
I would not spend a week in a chimp's body. Because humans are not related to chimps in anyway. It would be a really unnatural experience.


maybe you need to look into anthropology a little more, we actually share a MASSIVE amount of the same buildup, moreso than any other creature...

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Re: Human in a chimps body. [Re: grassman]
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i transplant brains for a living. its not impossible.

all my pets are intelligent as fuck.


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Edited by igwna (02/23/09 11:52 PM)

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Re: Human in a chimps body. [Re: supra]
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supra said:
aDoS said:
I would not spend a week in a chimp's body. Because humans are not related to chimps in anyway. It would be a really unnatural experience.


maybe you need to look into anthropology a little more, we actually share a MASSIVE amount of the same buildup, moreso than any other creature...


are you sure that would be anthropology?


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Re: Human in a chimps body. [Re: igwna]
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chimp is a funny word, isn't it? try and say it out loud lol, chimp!

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Re: Human in a chimps body. [Re: Zefiron]
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not as funny as waffle and pond

and skillet


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Edited by igwna (02/23/09 11:55 PM)

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Re: Human in a chimps body. [Re: Nihlus]
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I wouldn't want to fuck with a chimp though, unless i had a gun and was at a distance. I bet a punch wouldn't hurt it much because of the structure of their skull.

Recently a chimp ripped a persons face off and a little while ago a chimp ripped a zoo keepers balls off because he was jealous of another chimp who was given a birthday cake. Those are just some of things you could get up to if you were in a chimps body.

Edited by DimensionX (02/24/09 12:08 AM)

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Re: Human in a chimps body. [Re: DimensionX]
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DimensionX said:
I wouldn't want to fuck with a chimp though, unless i had a gun and was at a distance. I bet a punch wouldn't hurt it much because of the structure of their skull.

Recently a chimp ripped a persons face off and a little while ago a chimp ripped a zoo keepers balls off because he was jealous of another chimp who was given a birthday cake.


i was on my friends computer the other day and opened up the internet and it went to aol.com, and there was a story on a woman who just Stabbed, her CHIMP! And she had raised him for about 11 years of her life and said it was almost like a son, apparently the chimp was just beating the crap out of her friend and she couldn't stop him, so the woman, STAYBBED HIM, Chimp stabbings, fuckin chimp stabbings


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Re: Human in a chimps body. [Re: DimensionX]
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i like monkeys because they are always up to something.



and i want one of these really bad.


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Re: Human in a chimps body. [Re: Zefiron]
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I know, i do feel sorry for the chimp, getting stabbed by your mum would suck. But he was ripping her friends face off. On the other hand she was probably in his territory.

Edited by DimensionX (02/24/09 12:12 AM)

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Re: Human in a chimps body. [Re: Zefiron]
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Zefiron said:
DimensionX said:
I wouldn't want to fuck with a chimp though, unless i had a gun and was at a distance. I bet a punch wouldn't hurt it much because of the structure of their skull.

Recently a chimp ripped a persons face off and a little while ago a chimp ripped a zoo keepers balls off because he was jealous of another chimp who was given a birthday cake.


i was on my friends computer the other day and opened up the internet and it went to aol.com, and there was a story on a woman who just Stabbed, her CHIMP! And she had raised him for about 11 years of her life and said it was almost like a son, apparently the chimp was just beating the crap out of her friend and she couldn't stop him, so the woman, STAYBBED HIM, Chimp stabbings, fuckin chimp stabbings


the monkey flipped shit tho, it ate her friends face and bit of her hand(s)
then it tried to kill the other lady.

the police came and shot it tho.



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Re: Human in a chimps body. [Re: igwna]
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Chimps are nuts. They can smell what sex you are and if you are a dude they will go straight for your fucking nuts and tear them bitches out. Ouch. Instinct's a bitch.

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Re: Human in a chimps body. [Re: DimensionX]
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So far 12 of us would like to be chimps and 5 of us already are.

Edit: When you add in the 5 people who would like to experiment with chimp sex, the tally goes up to 17 who would like to be chimps.

Edited by DimensionX (02/24/09 12:46 AM)

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