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Wow - these people are retarded
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There really is no cure for stupid...

Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the r eply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets

I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today." She said "OK," and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened.

A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."


I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked. "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk."


Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.

http://www.1funny.com/nocurestupid.shtml

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Re: Wow - these people are retarded [Re: Platinum]
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mankind is fucked.  i hate stupid people.

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Re: Wow - these people are retarded [Re: Platinum]
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Those have to be fabrications.  I really hope so.  I hate how many stupid people there are in this world. Aren't human beings supposed to be smart? I mean, we've come so far with society and technology, yet we still have amazing specimens of retardation all around us.  Are people getting dumber as the world gets more sophisticated?  I wonder what the average IQ is in the US.  I tend to think that there are a lot more dumb people than there are smart people.

Edited by BoneMan (02/21/09 01:20 PM)

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Re: Wow - these people are retarded [Re: BoneMan]
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Yeah. Swiping a credit card in the "ATM thingy"? No way... I hope.

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Re: Wow - these people are retarded [Re: Brugman]
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Just move out to Cali ,you can see that shit on a daiy basis,multiple times.

I just stood in the ATM line yesterday ,behind a guy that could not get the ATM right 4 times in a row,finally after 10 minutes and on his 5th try ,it worked for him..............He was like sorry I am soo stupid ,then he turned and left the building.
:rofl2:


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Re: Wow - these people are retarded [Re: BoneMan]
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BoneMan said:
Those have to be fabrications.


:rotfl: Unfortunately, they're probably true. I see stupid all the time... and it makes me feel good about even the stupidest, most fucked up shit I ever did, or even thought about doing . . . :peace:


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Re: Wow - these people are retarded [Re: vinsue]
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We like and protect our idiots out here in Cali,they make for a great source of entertainment and a great pick-me-up,when feeling down.


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Re: Wow - these people are retarded [Re: unretarded]
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thats fucking hilarious platinum.

try ordering some thing with "just cheese" every time they will correct you and say "cheese only" because thats what the computer says. fucking robots man.

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Re: Wow - these people are retarded [Re: BoneMan]
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BoneMan said:
I tend to think that there are a lot more dumb people than there are smart people.



Well considering it's much easier to be dumb than smart, I think it's a fairly obvious conclusion to come to.


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Re: Wow - these people are retarded [Re: jewunit]
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jewunit said:
BoneMan said:
I tend to think that there are a lot more dumb people than there are smart people.



Well considering it's much easier to be dumb than smart, I think it's a fairly obvious conclusion to come to.



I concur. I work with people that are really that stupid. One guy has to get help to fill out his work time on the computer if he is using sick leave or vacation because he can't read. I also know people where I work that had their wife or girlfriends fill out their job application for them. It's truly epidemic proportions.


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1) Cars can hurt you.
2) You cannot fly.
3) It's never a good time to die.
4) Taking your clothes off will draw attention.
5) Keep your mouth shut at all times while in public.
6) Although you may see things that are not there, you won't NOT see things that are there.
7) Don't forget how to breathe.
8) Only carry: a house-key, some loose change, and your address in your shoe.
9) Nobody can tell that you are tripping until you tell them "I'm tripping".
10) No matter how fucked-up you think you are, you'll eventually come down.

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Re: Wow - these people are retarded [Re: jewunit]
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jewunit said:
BoneMan said:
I tend to think that there are a lot more dumb people than there are smart people.



Well considering it's much easier to be dumb than smart, I think it's a fairly obvious conclusion to come to.




QFT


I love the brilliance in logic..................Its soo simple yet complex.


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I love our leaders and the feds ,they are great people and the laws they make help us!:rofl2:

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Re: Wow - these people are retarded [Re: unretarded]
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:ilold:

It takes all kinds.

Although, Mcdonalds and Walmart employees are...well...McDonalds and Walmart employees.  I wonder how many he thought a half a dozen was...


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Re: Wow - these people are retarded [Re: grewya]
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3 for a dime, 6 for a quarter... "I'll take 6 please"


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  Have You Rated Ythans Mom Yet ?? ... :taser:  ... HERE'S HOW ... (be nice) .  :mod: ... :peace:

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Re: Wow - these people are retarded [Re: vinsue]
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The more stupid people the better because it just makes me seem smarter. In out society people do not need to be smart. The government and TV will think for them.

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Re: Wow - these people are retarded [Re: Tangerines]
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the sad part is whether these are real or made up, I'm 100% sure there are plenty of people stupid enough to actually do these things.


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Re: Wow - these people are retarded [Re: Platinum]
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Platinum said:
There really is no cure for stupid...

Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the r eply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets

I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today." She said "OK," and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened.

A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."


I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked. "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk."


Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.

http://www.1funny.com/nocurestupid.shtml



Sometimes i'm happy for stupid people like these.  I need someone to flip my burgers and check me out at the grocer.  This also helps keep me having a degree looking better.  if every person out there had one, i wouldn't have a chance at getting the 'better' jobs, since everyone would be as employable as me...if you look at it with the right perspective, we need stupid people.

peace

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Re: Wow - these people are retarded [Re: Platinum]
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Platinum said:
... "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the r eply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets




but I be if he had ordered seis (o nueve o dose) she would have completed the order without blinking

good post man :thumbup:

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Re: Wow - these people are retarded [Re: mofo]
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Ah god. I'm almost positive these stories are true. I was thinking earlier about a story I heard a handful of years ago about how some woman put her wet cat/dog or child or something in the microwave to "dry them off." :nonono:

I've watched people drive 55 down a 30 mile an hour road.


During a blizzard with ice on the road. :bitchsmack:

It's even better back when I worked at a pizza place after a couple years when customers would tell ME what ingredients or toppings we had...... Only to realise after a couple minutes of me being like WTF that they called the wrong place, even though we have INTROS when we answered phones telling them where they called.
:nonono: :nonono: :nonono:

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Re: Wow - these people are retarded [Re: optyks]
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hahaha that cheered me up knowing ive never done anything even remotely close to those. :einstein:


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Re: Wow - these people are retarded [Re: Platinum]
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:lol:


platinum always provides us with humorous looks at mankind's fuck ups.

thanks bro :heart:


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