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Irradiated_Feces
doomedgeneration
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Wow, check out this email that went around the office today...
#5023389 - 12/06/05 01:05 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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Police are here about this...
Edited by Irradiated_Feces (12/06/05 02:17 PM)
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XUL
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Re: Wow, check out this email that went around the office today... [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
#5023500 - 12/06/05 01:31 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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That would be hard living like that. Could get fired any time. Reminds me of the movie with the dood from that70sshow, then he becomes the boss of somecorporation and they have to fire people. Its a good movie whatever the name was.
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blink
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Re: Wow, check out this email that went around the office today... [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
#5023515 - 12/06/05 01:32 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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HAHAHA
That's awesome
cup of pee on the car priceless.
Start wearing kevlar like it's a trend dude!
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Irradiated_Feces
doomedgeneration
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Re: Wow, check out this email that went around the office today... [Re: blink]
#5023553 - 12/06/05 01:37 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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I totally should.
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Cowgold
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Re: Wow, check out this email that went around the office today... [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
#5023557 - 12/06/05 01:37 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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remember why you work and then realize your boss works for the same reasons
if you can't be replaced you can't be promoted
an interesting read though... copy the kevlar that guy is a terrorist!
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Irradiated_Feces
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Re: Wow, check out this email that went around the office today... [Re: Cowgold]
#5023575 - 12/06/05 01:40 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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This part basically describes my boss to a tee:
Every working adult has known one boss who loves making subordinates squirm, whose moods radiate through the office, sending workers scurrying for cover, whose very voice causes stomach muscles to clench and pulses to quicken.
It's no shock to me that someone would send an email like this. But the way it was done and the wit in it tells me just who I think it is.
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Stonerguy
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Re: Wow, check out this email that went around the office today... [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
#5023578 - 12/06/05 01:41 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Irradiated_Feces said: It's no shock to me that someone would send an email like this. But the way it was done and the wit in it tells me just who I think it is.
You?
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Cowgold
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Re: Wow, check out this email that went around the office today... [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
#5023601 - 12/06/05 01:45 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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damn, nobody likes a prick... your boss sucks
maybe he needs a friend
you should hire an escort and video tape it (blackmale) DO IT!
just get him so drunk his judgement is gone... or some ruffies which ever
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Irradiated_Feces
doomedgeneration
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Re: Wow, check out this email that went around the office today... [Re: Cowgold]
#5023636 - 12/06/05 01:50 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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No it wasn't me and my boss already admits openly to fucking russian prostitutes. Not to mention fucking armpits. Yes, that's right. Armpits. He's a very pleasent man.
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Streetezz
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Re: Wow, check out this email that went around the office today... [Re: Cowgold]
#5023646 - 12/06/05 01:51 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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Just slip some ruffies in his drink, that should mellow him out.
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Gillette
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Re: Wow, check out this email that went around the office today... [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
#5023649 - 12/06/05 01:51 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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ahahahaha gross
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Cowgold
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Re: Wow, check out this email that went around the office today... [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
#5023652 - 12/06/05 01:51 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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queer eye for the straight guy? sign his ass up
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Gillette
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Re: Wow, check out this email that went around the office today... [Re: Gillette]
#5023656 - 12/06/05 01:52 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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Russian prostitutes....I bet he hangs out at Film
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Cowgold
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Re: Wow, check out this email that went around the office today... [Re: Gillette]
#5023663 - 12/06/05 01:53 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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tell us more about these... Russian prostitutes
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Stonerguy
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Re: Wow, check out this email that went around the office today... [Re: Cowgold]
#5023686 - 12/06/05 01:55 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Cowgold said: tell us more about these... Russian prostitutes
Can I have one?
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Shroomism
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Re: Wow, check out this email that went around the office today... [Re: Stonerguy]
#5023694 - 12/06/05 01:56 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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You can rent one..
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eligal
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Re: Wow, check out this email that went around the office today... [Re: Shroomism]
#5023699 - 12/06/05 01:57 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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lol. rent-a-russian
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JonnyOnTheSpot
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Re: Wow, check out this email that went around the office today... [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
#5023702 - 12/06/05 01:58 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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put some poop in his coffee. stupid armpit fucker.
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Irradiated_Feces
doomedgeneration
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Re: Wow, check out this email that went around the office today... [Re: Shroomism]
#5023703 - 12/06/05 01:58 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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I hear they are great kissers...
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Liquidkick
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Re: Wow, check out this email that went around the office today... [Re: blink]
#5023725 - 12/06/05 02:02 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
blinkidiot said: HAHAHA
That's awesome
cup of pee on the car priceless.
Start wearing kevlar like it's a trend dude!
Wearing kevlar is already a trend.... They make stupid fake bulletproof vests that don't work. So you can be just like G unit himself.
I recommended the interceptor vest if you are going to get one.
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ShroomArtist84
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Re: Wow, check out this email that went around the office today... [Re: Liquidkick]
#5024335 - 12/06/05 04:15 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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hahaha damn i wish i could see the email. it sounds funny as fuck though.
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blink
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Re: Wow, check out this email that went around the office today... [Re: Liquidkick]
#5024366 - 12/06/05 04:20 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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Quote:
Liquidkick said:
Quote:
blinkidiot said: HAHAHA
That's awesome
cup of pee on the car priceless.
Start wearing kevlar like it's a trend dude!
Wearing kevlar is already a trend.... They make stupid fake bulletproof vests that don't work. So you can be just like G unit himself.
I recommended the interceptor vest if you are going to get one.
There's also Kevlar Roses for use as bouteniers on suits.
THe cops are there about it? crazy man..... fuckin insane.
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drtyfrnk
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Re: Wow, check out this email that went around the office today... [Re: blink]
#5024409 - 12/06/05 04:27 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yeah, I wish I saw that e-mail too
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shirley knott
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Re: Wow, check out this email that went around the office today... [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
#5024585 - 12/06/05 05:01 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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damn, it's gone. what was it? who has it?
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VoidOfsPg
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Re: Wow, check out this email that went around the office today... [Re: shirley knott]
#5024692 - 12/06/05 05:23 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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Post it again por favor.
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mediman0078
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Re: Wow, check out this email that went around the office today... [Re: VoidOfsPg]
#5025267 - 12/06/05 07:28 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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Tell him he should try fucking the crack of a knee... it's the bestest when the person whose knee is being fucked squeezes at the right moment.
Oh, shit, i posted that...
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Irradiated_Feces
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Re: Wow, check out this email that went around the office today... [Re: blink]
#5028498 - 12/07/05 01:03 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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Yea it's pretty retarded. I think the boss just blew it out of proportion and took it as a threat instead of understanding why the email was sent. He refuses to recognize the purpose of it...
Without further adoooo... the email
Quote:
"Merry Christmas to all at *********!
Here is a recommendation for everyone to read over the holiday season. (...and to ******, I stopped by the other week to throw a cup of my piss at your car--Season?s Greetings!)
Excerpts from Going Postal by Mark Ames:
ON BULLYING IN THE WORKPLACE
In a reverse of the office-to-schoolyard progression of rage massacres, recognition about bullying is moving up from the schoolyard to the office. By bullying in the office, we are referring to an updated version of playground politics; the asshole boss or supervisor who abuses his or her power over subordinates.
Every working adult has known one?a boss who loves making subordinates squirm, whose moods radiate through the office, sending workers scurrying for cover, whose very voice causes stomach muscles to clench and pulses to quicken.
ON YOUR SURROUNDINGS
And cubicles aren?t the worst modern corporate inventions. By the end of the nineties ?hotelling? or ?open-space? workspaces became increasingly common, whereby the employee has no fixed workstation and often no privacy, increasing both the sense that he is being watched as well as the sense that he is replaceable and meaningless.
ON CO-WORKERS
The office world has no equivalent villain to the evil narc. Everyone in the workplace is a hall monitor. Any office employee would be happy to rat out a fellow worker who is, by definition in a corporate culture, a competitor rather than a comrade.
ON YOUR SAD, SAD SELF
But today?s workers don?t even need to be treated well in order for companies to squeeze the maximum amount of work out of them and gain the maximum level of self-initiative. In fact, like victims of domestic abuse, the more poorly workers are treated, the more they work and the less they demand. It is as if they have no dignity left.
ON STRESS & FEAR
Stress and fear are so rampant that another new buzzword has recently appeared, ?presenteeism,? which describes the increasingly common phenomenon of workers showing up to the office even though they are too sick, for fear of falling behind.
ON YOUR INNER-CHILD
It hurts to consider that the flat cruelty of the adult world is merely a continuation of the school world. We need contrast. We can?t believe our own children endure the same awful treatment as we go through in the office that they suffer for eighteen years only to graduate to a world that merely repeats all that is cruel, spiteful, and dehumanizing. Perhaps this is why, in spite of so much evidence of the similarities in the settings and the crimes, no one has seriously considered that school massacres and workplace massacres are the products of the same cultural squeeze.
ON MODERN SLAVERY
Historian Kenneth Stampp on the six key slaveholder tactics for creating a good slave: 1. Strict discipline to develop ?unconditional submission? 2. Develop a sense of personal inferiority 3. Development of raw fear 4. Establish notion that the master?s interests are the same as slave?s 5. Develop ?habit of perfect dependence?
ON THE FINAL SOLUTION
Until the economic transformation of the 1980?s, it had just never occurred to anyone that the office could?or even should?be a place of mass murder, that the workplace itself should be murdered, or that the workplace inspired suicide attacks.
(I think it's time for a boardroom meeting)"
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XUL
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Re: Wow, check out this email that went around the office today... [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
#5028519 - 12/07/05 01:10 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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sounds like a disgruntled employee. look out for peeps carryin mac 10's into the office.
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drtyfrnk
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Re: Wow, check out this email that went around the office today... [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
#5028572 - 12/07/05 01:28 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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Holy crap!
That boss just got pwned badly!
And he called the cops on this? People have sent worse e-mails around here
Thanks for the e-mail irradiated
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DNKYD
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Re: Wow, check out this email that went around the office today... [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
#5028647 - 12/07/05 01:44 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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Sweet shit. Did the dude bring a gun in and pop some caps?
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Irradiated_Feces
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Re: Wow, check out this email that went around the office today... [Re: DNKYD]
#5028655 - 12/07/05 01:48 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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He's just stating a parallel between why that shit happens and the people (the boss) that fosters the kind of environment for it.
I think it was from an old friend who used to work here.
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Re: Wow, check out this email that went around the office today... [Re: Irradiated_Feces]
#5028799 - 12/07/05 02:22 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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where the hell is it. all is see is, police are here about this
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Irradiated_Feces
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Re: Wow, check out this email that went around the office today... [Re: ]
#5028828 - 12/07/05 02:27 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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Scroll up, I took it down then reposted it.
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ZippoZ
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Re: Wow, check out this email that went around the office today... [Re: ]
#5028833 - 12/07/05 02:29 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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hot damn, did the sender identify himself? every network card in the us has its own adress and serial code, so if he sent it from his computer he's toasted.
either way its a scare tactic ment to instill fear. the type of person that would send that does not have the balls to kill. he has to scare people anonymously then gets off on watching people squirm.
most likely he will bring it up and make it a topic of converstion which ives him a feeling of pleasure and power over others.
this person is obviously not going to have any direct confrontation as is shown by the throwing of a cup of piss on whoever's car.
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Cowgold
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Re: Wow, check out this email that went around the office today... [Re: ZippoZ]
#5028850 - 12/07/05 02:32 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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haha score
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Irradiated_Feces
doomedgeneration
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Re: Wow, check out this email that went around the office today... [Re: ZippoZ]
#5028914 - 12/07/05 02:43 PM (18 years, 3 months ago) |
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No it was sent from an anonymous hotmail account.
I didn't see it as a scare tactic - more like taking a shot at the boss for being such a prick all the time. A lot of the things mentioned in that article are very true to this place.
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