I worked in a video store (best stoner job EVER) and I would bust out my patented vaporizer/bong setup to avoid smell in the backroom and blaze the whole shift. Boss would walk in 15 minutes after I had finished and not tell a thing. A couple times tho, with REALLY dank smelling budz, somehow got the whole fucking store reeked and numerous people would mention to me that it smelled like a skunk had shit itself.
The closest I came ever, which was fucking horrifying, I was letting the vape heat up and watching a huge car wreck that had just occured outside and was about to start when I realized I had forgotten the special bong slide in my jacket, so I as I open the door into the main part of the store, two FUCKING pigs just march right in and say, "Do you mind if we use your store to conduct investigation into the accident". I almost shit my pants, but the fucking lucky part was, if I hadn't forgotten the slide and started vaping 30 seconds before, they would have definitely smelled it.
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