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I'm glad Kelloggs fucked up with Phelps
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Because now people are interested in the history of Kelloggs, and if I post this people will read it. Here's some history on the lovely founder of the wholesome Kellogg company.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg#.22Warfare_with_passion.22

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"Warfare with passion"

He warned that many types of sexual activity, including many “excesses” that couples could be guilty of within marriage, were against nature, and therefore, extremely unhealthy. He drew on the warnings of William Acton and expressed support for the work of Anthony Comstock. He appears to have gone beyond his own advice, since though he and his wife were married for over 40 years, they never had sexual intercourse and had separate bedrooms all their lives. It has been suggested he worked on Plain Facts on their honeymoon.[11]

He was an especially zealous campaigner against masturbation; this was an orthodox view during his lifetime, especially the earlier part. Kellogg was able to draw upon many medical sources who made claims such as that "neither the plague, nor war, nor small-pox, nor similar diseases, have produced results so disastrous to humanity as the pernicious habit of onanism," credited to one Dr. Adam Clarke. Kellogg strongly warned against the habit in his own words, claiming of masturbation-related deaths "such a victim literally dies by his own hand," among other condemnations. He felt that masturbation destroyed not only physical and mental health, but the moral health of individuals as well. Kellogg also believed the practice of "solitary-vice" caused cancer of the womb, urinary diseases, nocturnal emissions, impotence, epilepsy, insanity, and mental and physical debility – "dimness of vision" was only briefly mentioned.

[edit] Drastic measures

Kellogg worked on the rehabilitation of masturbators, often employing extreme measures, even mutilation, on both sexes. He was an advocate of circumcising young boys to curb masturbation. In his Plain Facts for Old and Young,[5] he wrote
“ A remedy which is almost always successful in small boys is circumcision, especially when there is any degree of phimosis. The operation should be performed by a surgeon without administering an anesthetic, as the brief pain attending the operation will have a salutary effect upon the mind, especially if it be connected with the idea of punishment, as it may well be in some cases. The soreness which continues for several weeks interrupts the practice, and if it had not previously become too firmly fixed, it may be forgotten and not resumed. ”

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“ In females, the author has found the application of pure carbolic acid [phenol] to the clitoris an excellent means of allaying the abnormal excitement. ”

He also recommended, to prevent children from this "solitary vice", bandaging or tying their hands, covering their genitals with patented cages, sewing the foreskin shut and electrical shock.[5]





I hope someone rubbed phenol on his balls whilst he was alive. Cornflakes was invented to work to curb masturbation (as a mattress filling? google "cornflakes masturbation" to get various stories on that). Funny. I like cornflakes, but it never stopped me.


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Re: I'm glad Kelloggs fucked up with Phelps [Re: Visionary Tools]
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Im masturbating over my corn flakes bowl right now

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Re: I'm glad Kelloggs fucked up with Phelps [Re: Justice_Fish]
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:tongue:


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Re: I'm glad Kelloggs fucked up with Phelps [Re: King Koopa]
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maybe phelps' lungs should be mutilated to "allay the abnormal excitement"


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Re: I'm glad Kelloggs fucked up with Phelps [Re: Justice_Fish]
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Justice_Fish said:
Im masturbating over my corn flakes bowl right now


:whacker:


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Re: I'm glad Kelloggs fucked up with Phelps [Re: Greendreams]
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he would be considered insane and probably a pedophile if he were alive today. i mean seriously, who is that obsessed with people masturbating and cutting parts of little boys dicks off? that dude was a sick fucker.

i have a box of unopened fruit loops.... what should i do?


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Re: I'm glad Kelloggs fucked up with Phelps [Re: PilzeEssen]
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Burn it, and send the picture to Kelloggs. They might try to get you for arson if the picture is incriminating enough. I know South Carolina's cops would try to make a case out of it.


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Re: I'm glad Kelloggs fucked up with Phelps [Re: Visionary Tools]
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John Kellogg didn't go on to create the food company. His brother did. He was just a crazy man with over-zealous sexual hangups.


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Re: I'm glad Kelloggs fucked up with Phelps [Re: Visionary Tools]
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It ok to use a drug to get on a box of Wheaties..Don't, use a drug to eat a whole box of Wheaties... :shake:


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Re: I'm glad Kelloggs fucked up with Phelps [Re: Visionary Tools]
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I don't know how factually accurate it is, but "The Road to Wellville" is a great movie about the Kelloggs.  Worth watching if you haven't seen it.


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